Eels Blogs

"Good... hopefully BA gets up there and sets about gathering up the other useless Rouse Hill Retards and bringing them up there as well. Penis, Russell... join your mates and chase the Supercoach... and then the collision..."

"Not a fan either but Russell has been improving slowly. He'd make a decent back up as an Opacic style player - just needs to defend and set up his winger. Leave the flashy stuff to the better players.
Penisini has been a bigger disappointment so far…"

"This is it.
Parra fans just accept and applaud mediocrity whilst making endless excuses as to why we are shit.
Fact is this club is devoid of winners and as a result we just don't know how to win - whether it's on field or off it. "