Eels Blogs

"X a billion kram 
ive got my kids at Catholic school but our priest is gorgeous and all about strengthening the kids not focusing on indoctrination 
he acts like an educator not a fucking brainwashed muppet "

"Yeah, I forgot to mention, besides the massive hog, my iPhone is acting all weird in my hands, the rear magnetic plate is sticking to my hand. "

"When you play on my team, I will yell at you and you better be doing all the little things right, in return I show you how to be a ruthless winner. 
We can be chill off the field/court, but you better be on when you play on my team. 
Gutho could…"

"Good 
but not good fishy stay safe 🤔❤️"