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Round 9 Team List v New Zealand Warriors

1. Joash Papaili

2. Brian Kelly

3. Will Penisini

4. Sean Russell

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Ronald Volkman

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Luca Moretti

9. Ryley Smith

10. Junior Paulo

11. Charlie Guymer

12. Jack Williams

13. Jack De Belin

Interchange:

14. Tallyn Da Silva

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71 Replies · Reply by Longfin Eel 7 hours ago

Thirteeen Minutes

Trauma snowballing syndrome and the urge to blow things up isn’t just something buried in human DNA. It's now rebranded as “high standards". Forty Years can do that. Sometimes, all it takes is a few minutes.

But let’s park the emotion for a minute.

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81 Replies · Reply by BEM on Tuesday

Jaydn Su’A Commits to Parramatta Eels (Official Club Statement)

The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce that Jaydn Su'A has agreed to join the club on a three-year contract commencing in the 2027 season and running through to the end of 2029.

A powerful and hard-running backrower, Su’A brings a wealth of exper

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112 Replies · Reply by Eelovution Apr 20

Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality? (L33—18)

UPDATE: Review of the Game lost in 13 minutes.

Last week, the Parramatta Eels showed they can win with controlled rage and a plan.

This week, they’re up against it again. History says so. Form says so. The bookies say so. The venue says so. “Fozball

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221 Replies · Reply by Darren Munro on Tuesday

Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)

1. Joash Papaili

2. Brian Kelly

3. Will Penisini

4. Sean Russell

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Ronald Volkman

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Luca Moretti

9. Ryley Smith

10. Junior Paulo

11. Charlie Guymer

12. Jack Williams

13. Dylan Walker

Interchange:

14. Tallyn Da Silva

15.

Started by ParramattaLurker

119 Replies · Reply by EA on Sunday

Game Day Blog R7 v Dogs: The MAS*H Unit (UPSET W38-20 WOW)

We host our greatest and longest foe this afternoon. Can our brave 1986 premiership warriors inspire us?

"It's come without warning," Gus Gould told us earlier this week.

He was not referring to our injury list that is around half our squad. A M*A*

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265 Replies · Reply by LB Apr 20

Round 7 Team List v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs

1. Joash Papaili

2. Brian Kelly

3. Will Penisini

4. Sean Russell

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Ronald Volkman

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Luca Moretti

9. Rylex Smith

10. Junior Paulo

11. Charlie Guymer

12. Jack Williams

13. Dylan Walker

Interchange:

14. Tallyn Da Silva

15.

Started by ParramattaLurker

105 Replies · Reply by EA Apr 18

The injury ward

Given the raft of injuries across first grade I thought it best to collate it all together to see where we currently sit. Have sorted it into positions.

1. Iongi

2. Twidle

3. Russell (maybe back this week)

4. Samrani

5. Simonsson

6. Pezet

7. (Moses g

Started by SuperEel 22 in NRL

59 Replies · Reply by Blue Eel Apr 14

Game Day Blog R6 v Titans: Call House (L52-10)

UPDATE: A 52-10 blowout loss. Jason Ryles pressor: "Last week, I saw fight. This week, I didn't"

Call Doctor House. The Eels have used the most players of any club. It will be at least 26 after this week. We face an injury toll from hell with a

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248 Replies · Reply by Nitram Apr 14

Ryles coaching

There has been a lot of comments about Ryles coaching especially after the big losses to Penrith and Storm and now after Tigers. Funny that they weren't there after our wins but that is a different discussion.

Here is a good example of good coaching.

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38 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Apr 13

Round 6 Team List v Gold Coast Titans

1. Joash Papaili

2. Araz Nanva

3. Will Penisini

4. Brian Kelly

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Ronald Volkman

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Jack Williams

9. Rylex Smith

10. Junior Paulo

11. Kelma Tuilagi

12. Kitione Kautoga

13. Dylan Walker

Interchange:

14. Tallyn Da Silva

15.

Started by ParramattaLurker

97 Replies · Reply by Mallee57 Apr 9

The Club and Foul Play Injuries.

Parramatta’s Injury Crisis Exposes an NRL Salary Cap Grey Area

The 2026 season is quickly turning into a case study in how bad luck, foul play, and rigid rules can collid, and no club is feeling it more than us,the Parramatta Eels.

A growing injury to

Started by Blue Eel

55 Replies · Reply by Adam Magrath Apr 9

GAME DAY BLOG, R5 vs TIGERS: The Trial (L22-20 in Extra Time)

It is a little known fact that Franz Kafka’s The Trial (1925) had a baby with Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot (1953), producing what literary historians know as The Parramatta Eels. In Kafka’s novel, Joseph K is an entirely unremarkable bank emp

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328 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes Apr 8

We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.

It's all about cohesion, chaos and death zones.

Our defence sits dead last at round five. Our middle concedes the most tries of any team. 40 percent of our tries are leaked there.

Why? Ah, yes. Our rituals say Mark O’Neill is the reason. No, the

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30 Replies · Reply by Hell On Eels Apr 7

Vale Neville Glover

Former Parramatta Eels winger Neville “Nifty” Glover has died aged 70.

He played 121 games for Parramatta and 13 for Penrith between 1975–1983, scoring 59 tries, and represented both NSW and Australia in 1978.
Glover was a highly regarded winger an

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11 Replies · Reply by HH - Love You Iongi Time! Apr 4

Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

1. Joash Papaili

2. Bailey Simmonson

3. Brian Kelly

4. Sean Russell

5. Josh Addo-Carr

6. Jonah Pezet

7. Mitchell Moses (c)

8. Jack Williams

9. Rylex Smith

10. Junior Paulo

11. Kelma Tuilagi

12. Kitione Kautoga

13. Dylan Walker

Interchange:

14. Tallyn Da Silva

Started by ParramattaLurker

65 Replies · Reply by Perpetual Motion Apr 2

Iongi 8 weeks, Doorey season

Isaiah Iongi will miss a minimum of 8 weeks with his injury, puts him in line for a return against Newcastle in Round 13 off a bye in Round 12. Joash gets 7 games at the helm.

Unfortunate for Doorey who will be missing the season and start of next sea

Started by LB

22 Replies · Reply by Davos Seaworth Mar 31

Game Day Blog R4 vs Panthers: Disrupt the Disruptors? (L48-20)

In tomorrow's Battle Of the West, Vincent Lombardi almost foreshadowed the Panthers sixty years ago when he said, “Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."

The Panthers seemed to have forgotten they're not

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227 Replies · Reply by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓 Mar 29

Poppa's Corner: We made a mistake, lets admit it, move forward; and it looks like we are overrated!

This heading is probably something we don't like admitting to. Yes it implies criticism but I don't want to start looking for blame or scapegoats, just accept it and move on.

The main issue in my mind is the "Pezet" experiment. It hasn't worked and t

Started by Poppa in NRL

121 Replies · Reply by Flow Basket Mar 27

Gus: Eels Showed "Real Grit"

Curled up in the foetal position, the noise is getting louder from some of our punters. Drop Pezet. Move him on. He’s been labelled “a mistake” by some, along with the usual tomatoes thrown at R&R, the team, and the front office. But not Talyn Da Sil

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35 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes Mar 27

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Featured Discussions (1169)

Round 9 Team List v New Zealand Warriors

Thirteeen Minutes

Jaydn Su’A Commits to Parramatta Eels (Official Club Statement)

Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality? (L33—18)

Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)

Game Day Blog R7 v Dogs: The MAS*H Unit (UPSET W38-20 WOW)

Round 7 Team List v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs

The injury ward

Game Day Blog R6 v Titans: Call House (L52-10)

Ryles coaching

Round 6 Team List v Gold Coast Titans

The Club and Foul Play Injuries.

Parramatta’s Injury Crisis Exposes an NRL Salary Cap Grey Area

GAME DAY BLOG, R5 vs TIGERS: The Trial (L22-20 in Extra Time)

We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.

Vale Neville Glover

Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

Iongi 8 weeks, Doorey season

Game Day Blog R4 vs Panthers: Disrupt the Disruptors? (L48-20)

Poppa's Corner: We made a mistake, lets admit it, move forward; and it looks like we are overrated!

Gus: Eels Showed "Real Grit"

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