The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one
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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
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Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.
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Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.
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