Invitation To The Worthy

 I have just received an invitation to become  a member Of the Eels Member Council. True. Ya- de- ya- de- ya- de- ya ! Cop that you non --members. You will never get an invitation. Justly so. So I cock a snook at you. You must make a commitment in this life. I have been a member since Jimmy Cook sailed up the East Coast of the Great Southern Land!

I will soon control the whole club, then the State of NSW, then Australia and then the whole world! The universe can wait a little longer. 

 What will my aim be ? Victory, victory at all cost. What will my strategy be? Attack and attack till all the forces of darkness are exterminated from this green and pleasant land.

I now await my acceptance to the committee. This should be a formality.They asked me why I should be on the committee?  I replied, because I am Napoleon Bonaparte! If they have a semblance of a sense of humour they will accept me. If they don`t then I am rat s---!

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  • Just remember your old mate snake when your at the top Robbie..

    •  Got you pencilled in for 2nd 1C  Snake.

  • I like you man. You rock!
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    • Nice little back-hander! I like it ;-)

  • This is why we have the concussion rule :P
  • Good on ya Robert, hope you don't forget to thank your Guarding Angle. 

    •  I think TG will try to get aboard my band waggon macybrown.

    • Macy - that's a bit obtuse don't you think?
  • That's why kids should say no to drugs
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    •  Yes, I thought that would be so. So, you and I have one chance in 20,000 in being selected!! There being 20K members. It seemed like a good idea at the time ?!

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