I have just received an invitation to become a member Of the Eels Member Council. True. Ya- de- ya- de- ya- de- ya ! Cop that you non --members. You will never get an invitation. Justly so. So I cock a snook at you. You must make a commitment in this life. I have been a member since Jimmy Cook sailed up the East Coast of the Great Southern Land!
I will soon control the whole club, then the State of NSW, then Australia and then the whole world! The universe can wait a little longer.
What will my aim be ? Victory, victory at all cost. What will my strategy be? Attack and attack till all the forces of darkness are exterminated from this green and pleasant land.
I now await my acceptance to the committee. This should be a formality.They asked me why I should be on the committee? I replied, because I am Napoleon Bonaparte! If they have a semblance of a sense of humour they will accept me. If they don`t then I am rat s---!
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Just remember your old mate snake when your at the top Robbie..
Got you pencilled in for 2nd 1C Snake.
Nice little back-hander! I like it ;-)
Good on ya Robert, hope you don't forget to thank your Guarding Angle.
I think TG will try to get aboard my band waggon macybrown.
Yes, I thought that would be so. So, you and I have one chance in 20,000 in being selected!! There being 20K members. It seemed like a good idea at the time ?!
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