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Impersonation Blog/Number one supporter

Posted by George Taylor on September 29, 2011 at 2:22pm

Gday all,

Have you noticed how Bongo and Ken Crapper are never on at the same time?

When one comes on the other is on within 5 minutes of the first name logging off.

Are they the same person? IMO yes they are.

The Fanlink question and answer time is another Conspiracy point. Is the Bongo also impersonating Osbourne in an attempt to justify ossie's downfalls??

IMO Bongo is Ossie on this site as well as Ken Crapper.

What do you all think??

How long until this gets binned into the trash you ask? I give it about 2 minutes, then the Bongo will be on trying to persuade us that he isnt the Crapper or Ossie and that Fanlink is a direct link to the CEO of our great club.

Over to you Bongo, thats why your our number one supporter

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George Taylor September 29, 2011 at 2:23pm

Prove me wrong Bongo/Crapper or would you like Mr CEO
Dan September 29, 2011 at 2:25pm

Mate you obviously haven't got a clue what's going on. I'm surprised you haven't suffocated yourself.
- George Taylor > Dan September 30, 2011 at 5:07pm
fishbulb September 29, 2011 at 2:37pm

Why do they/he need to prove anything to you?

Instead, surely you need to provide some modicum of actual evidence in order prove your as yet completely unfounded hypothesis!

Oh, that's right - its a conspiracy theory. No evidence or critical thought is required - just make ridiculous allegations and let them sit in the public arena!

That being the case I'd forward an addendum to your theory - this is actually a double bluff. You are actually Bongo/The Ken/the CEO, making an attempt to strengthen the claims of the reality of your other 'profiles', by launching this challenge to their authenticity, and then conveniently 'uncovering' irrefutable evidence that all four you actually exist!

Sounds stupid, doesn't it. A little critical thought can go a long way, George.
- Ham Sammich > fishbulb September 29, 2011 at 4:16pm
  
  Stephen Winbank aswell? What happened to the Turtle? He died off really quickly
- George Taylor > fishbulb September 30, 2011 at 9:34am
  
  You got me there Fishfart, I am the Bongo, Kenny and Ossie all rolled into one.
  
  The cat is finally out of the bag and I can now reveal that the Fanlink is bogus and I paid Ossie's grocery bill, and as for my State Rep stories, yes they are full of shit.
- George Taylor > fishbulb October 18, 2011 at 11:23am
  
  TheMonsterEel calling someone else full of shit, thats a bit rich dont you think?
The Muppet September 29, 2011 at 7:09pm

i have made some comments ( especially his last answer of a quick 'no' with no comments following ) on the Osbourne blog but get deleted within minutes..you maybe onto something
Tinkerbell September 29, 2011 at 7:23pm

I just don't understand negative mean spirited blogs like this.

IMO the Fanlink is used pretty cleverly by Mr Osbourne - he never really directly answers a question and skirts around major issues, unless they are really uncontroversial topics that he can give an answer to.

However, even having the Fanlink is more than we had a year ago. Having the Swarm is more than we had a year ago.

If people are so hell bent on suggesting that this site lacks independence, then set up your own fan link.

Tony loves the club just like any other Eels supporter and I think it's a bit nasty to start a blog like this.
- George Taylor > Tinkerbell September 30, 2011 at 5:09pm
  
  Cry us a river, do you want my hanky??

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