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I feel like seafood tonight! What's the story with Seffa?

Posted by Tom Laios on June 20, 2015 at 5:59pm

Call me sick,but I am missing the sight of Joseph Paulo running sideways and giving hospital passes to his colleagues.What is the story with him? Has he been sacked,dropped due to poor form or injured? Or,due to my fevered state over the past week,I even concocted the scenario that in order to ensnare his good buddy,The Princess,he is to be appointed the new CEO.

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  • Chris June 20, 2015 at 6:02pm
    Andy Raymond said he did his ankle on Thursday at training.
  • the Eggman June 20, 2015 at 6:08pm
    As we speak I should be enjoying a free 12 course seafood degustation dinner at a fancy restaurant, instead I am watching cartoons and looking after my sick 6 year old.tell Joseph, shit happens,theres always next week.
  • ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER June 20, 2015 at 6:19pm

    Hay tom you don't look like seafood you like two nice tits lol

    • Tom Laios > ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER June 20, 2015 at 6:56pm

      Steady on Paul.You realize they are man boobs,moobs,attached to a rather large Greek bloke?I have real trouble finding bras that fit me.

  • Yobz June 20, 2015 at 7:29pm
    He was ineligible because of State of Origin Duties.
  • Dr J June 20, 2015 at 10:41pm
    Our incompetent coach decides that benching an NRL All Star and International player.
    • Jose Martinez > Dr J June 20, 2015 at 10:47pm
      It's ridiculous how he would even consider dropping Seffa. Why would he drop an nrl all star, city player and US captain? Absolutely proposterous!
    • the Eggman > Dr J June 21, 2015 at 7:36am
      Funny how we've been playing decent footy since he's been gone.
    • Albert Flipskiss > Dr J June 21, 2015 at 3:22pm
      Hey Dr J, excuse me if this is too personal but are you currently getting sexually intimate with Blowseph Paulo?
    • Josh > Dr J June 22, 2015 at 6:44am
      Ha, albert. I was thinking the same thing. I'm assuming dr j is driving a sarcasm campaign because even if he rates crabman, his love for him is a bit over the top.
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