Hoppa Piss Him Off?

Just finished reading Mr Eel 1982's Tolstoy novel and was thinking "how do you piss off a Mormon?"Shall I get us started.A anxious soon to be Mormon father spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor asked."No, you idiot!" the man shouted."This is her HUSBAND!"

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  • Haha. You really shed light on the artistic genius of Mr Eels seemingly simple statement.

    It reminds me of the Mona Lisa. Is it a smile or a sarcastic smirk or something else ?

    Do we "piss" Hoppa "off" or tell him to "piss off" ?

    There's no clear cut answer. Dramatic tension.
  • Mwahahahaha youve been on fire of late darks.

  • Bwahaghaha kurupt, funny blog

  • Not just piss him off, but I reckon this would get his speed back:

    A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished.' 

    The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. 

    Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on 
    top of him, making the pin and winning the match. 

    The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!' 

    The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.' 

    The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
    'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts.

    • Hahaha.
  • Wait, am I a Mormon?
  • quality funniness

  • Why is John Hopoate not a reliable witness?
    Cause he fingers everyone in the line up.
  • Obviously my 4 words had more of an impact then your attempted grasp of the English language.
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