Happy New Year To All My Fellow Eels Fans

It's that time of year when we ask "What did Americans get stuck in their arses this year?"

We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.

My faves...

SCREWS AND NAILS
"PATIENT STATES HE PUT A BASEBALL IN HIS RECTUM TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE
"WAS FEELING CONSTIPATED FOR 2 DAYS, HE TOOK THE BASE OFF OF HIS BEARD CLIPPERS AND WRAPPED IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE, INSERTED INTO THE RECTUM AND IT GOT STUCK
"REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM"
"STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER 'WAS BORED' WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM"
"REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO"
"REPORTS USING A BUTT PLUG IN HER ANUS A FEW HOURS AGO WHEN IT BROKE OFF. SIGNIFICANT OTHER USED TWEEZERS TO RETRIEVE PIECE THAT BROKE OFF. TWEEZERS NOW STUCK IN RECTUM"
"STATES HE HAS A FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM THAT IS VIBRATING. HE STATES HE WAS WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT AND DOESN'T REMEMBER MUCH"
EYEGLASSES
ROCK
EGG

...and....a bathbomb stuck in a vagina....Happy New Year

"It's that time of year when we ask "What did Americans get stuck in their arses this year?"
We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.
My faves...

SCREWS AND NAILS…"

"Yes - HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow 1eyed family members.
The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.
If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate."

Replies

Hell On Eels December 31, 2025 at 7:41pm

Happy New Year Bubba and everyone on 1EE.

All the best to everyone and their loved ones. Stay safe over the festive season, ladies and gentlemen.
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 December 31, 2025 at 8:03pm

Happy new year everyone .
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst December 31, 2025 at 8:27pm

Let's hope 🥹
Frank The Tank December 31, 2025 at 9:16pm

Yes - HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow 1eyed family members.

The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.

If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate.
Randy Handlinger December 31, 2025 at 10:28pm
It's that time of year when we ask "What did Americans get stuck in their arses this year?"

We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.

My faves...
- SCREWS AND NAILS
- "PATIENT STATES HE PUT A BASEBALL IN HIS RECTUM TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE
- "WAS FEELING CONSTIPATED FOR 2 DAYS, HE TOOK THE BASE OFF OF HIS BEARD CLIPPERS AND WRAPPED IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE, INSERTED INTO THE RECTUM AND IT GOT STUCK
- "REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM"
- "STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER 'WAS BORED' WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM"
- "REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO"
- "REPORTS USING A BUTT PLUG IN HER ANUS A FEW HOURS AGO WHEN IT BROKE OFF. SIGNIFICANT OTHER USED TWEEZERS TO RETRIEVE PIECE THAT BROKE OFF. TWEEZERS NOW STUCK IN RECTUM"
- "STATES HE HAS A FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM THAT IS VIBRATING. HE STATES HE WAS WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT AND DOESN'T REMEMBER MUCH"
- EYEGLASSES
- ROCK
- EGG
...and....a bathbomb stuck in a vagina....Happy New Year

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