Eels put up white flag

Raiders will make it 3 wins on the trot this weekend for the 1st time under Ricky Stuarts tenure as head coach. Ricky and his rejuvenated Raiders have the hapless eels measure, as do most teams. The eels choked last start in epic fashion when they had all to play for and their fate in their own hands, not so this weekend, as they sit and wait like beggars for other teams to do them a favor.

    The Parramatta Eels widely regarded as perennial under achievers by all and sundry for nearly three decades are expected to go out without a whimper in their last game of the season. Should a miracle happen and the eels are still somehow around for week 1 of the finals, they will be seen as nothing more than canon fodder for their opposing team.

Tip:- whilst 8 semi final combatants prepare for the 2014 finals series, Eels will be @ the local pub for their annual mad Monday.

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  • LOL, you betta be here when the dogs lose first week of the finals you flea bag lol

    • He will finally become famous on Bondi vet. "Flea ridden mut put down due to dimentia" 

  • Fishing much?
  • Hilarious! If any team in the 8 is cannon fodder it's the Dogs. But don't worry next year all your aging forwards will be a year older and slower.
    • And they'll be no closer to a half decent fullback
  • You better hope we lose TD
    Because if we make the finals we will make doggy biscuits out of you
    Speaking of cannon fodder, dogs in glass houses should not bark to much
    It's just a nuciance
  • Thank you for another brilliant blog top dawg. Yalllah make some more cuz. Or better yet, why dont you focus on your match cause if you lose, and broncoes/ warriors win, you're out as well. Ttyl cuz.

    • lol, for the record, i think the dogs are also done and dusted. Hope we're not at the same pub come Monday morning though.

  • How is that "big name fullback" coming along Dessie???
    Even wingers are starting to say "NO" now. ( Brett Morris )
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    • Get off the meds Tad, its having reverse effect on u, and one more piece of advice, see a psychiatrist asap........marbles maybe lost.

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