Jarome Luay informed the Tigers he was moving to PNG for 2028. 

Within a week the Tigers extend the May Brothers, Bula and have a ready replacement in Madden. This was THE BASKETCASE of the NRL. Now they will be fighting for the Premiership in the next 3 years. They have the cattle for it.

Dylan Brown informed Parra in March 2025 he was leaving the Eels. Parra have not signed anyone in the 5/8 position and it's now May 2026. We're waiting to see if Lorenzo Talataina will be NRL ready in 2027. If not we'll be playing journeymen like Ronnie Volkman who is no more than injury or suspension fill in.

We lost a Rep winger (Lomax) yet did not replace him nor are there talks we are going to. We signed a washed up JDB who the Dragons left by the bins and Brian Kelly who drops more balls and missed tackles than has meals a day. The Titans laughed us out of their offices.

I'm completely disillusioned with the club. Expecting bottom 3 for 2026 and more of the less the same for 2027. Jayden Su'a isn't going to flip the clubs fortunes. Waiting when and if the juniors can make the level. Sorry that's just pissing in the wind hoping you're not gonna get it running down your legs.

We're screwing Mitch the same way we screwed Jarryd Hayne surrounding them with bums.

Honestly If I was Mitch, I'd be kicking and screaming to be released or traded for a club aiming for the premiership and I wouldn't blame him either.

It's all fucked.

 

 

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    • He's not wrong though is he? 

      • It's more so step back and relax. If it's making him that angry time to calm.

  • The trouble is, when you have as many injuries as we have, the replacements are only fill in players. Everyone expects us to have like for like replacement, it doesn't work that way. 

    • We got belted Round 1. Injuries have compounded the issues, but haven't created them.

      • Not many teams that haven't been belted yet this year

        • True - 7 out of 17 have had 50 put on them.

          BUT only ONE team has had 50 put on them twice, both times by team who have both had 50 put on them themselves (Storm and Gold Coast).

          So not only are we getting walloped, we're getting walloped by teams who are getting walloped.

          All other sides who have had 50 put on them have had that done to them by teams in the top 8.
          We are the only side to have had 50 put on them by a bottom feeder side...and we've done it twice.

  • Try a nice pot of earl grey tea.  Most invigorating,  especially in times of stress and discontent. Now Twinnings is always a go to, but there are others out there that will suffice. If you are really daring, peppermint infused tea provides an exponential increase in your demeanour. You will be swinging from the chandeliers in excitement. A scotch finger, better still , a tim tam to accompany the above  beverage will ice the moment and allow you to forget those fleeting, inconsequential moments that take up a disproportionate amount of space within your mental faculty. 

    • Tim Tam with coffee, not tea.

    • Vasily offers great treatment options for those with Parra Traumatic Stress Disorder. I personally recomment Coffee, a bong & a Crumpet

      ...and you can shove those non-runny eggs of yours mate. 

       

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