With a number of players exiting the club by year-end, the club is obviously trying to entice some new recruits to the Eels.
Assuming BA is still managing this process, what do you think he would be saying to potential players in order to attract them to our wonderfully-not-so-successful club?
PS: this blog is purely for comic relief only.
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"Hi I'm Brad Arthur. Please come to Parra. I have a great sense of humour so no matter how many times you stuff up on the playing field I won't let that get in the way of being my good mate. Accountability??? Don't know the meaning of the word. The guys that run this club will give you whatever you ask them for. A huge contract? You want it, you will get it. Look at me. We are finishing dead last this year and I am being paid a fortune. And the imbeciles are still willing to pay me a fortune even though we are playing like busteds. What other club or organisation can offer you this?"
You like being on a losing team?
You like fans bagging you out on the social media?
You like being yelled at in front of a ball Boy?
well, you’ve come to right club. We’re the right club that treats our players like Princesses, where the board investigates why the season is going belly up, where the coach sits in the box and continues to pick his nose and leaves it under the desk. Yes, come to Parramatta and see our collection of wooden spoons, meet the legends like Carl Webb, the bloke who has the weirdest surname of Toilett, and many many more. You might even give Jarryd Hayne a hand job in the privacy of his dressing room. Parramatta, the home of the Spooners.
Only if you turn around and don't talk
Being part of a fairytale premiership means more than another premiership win at a successful club
Do it at Parra and become a legend
Come play for me, if you are shit i'll never hold you accountable, you can run the show.
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