Legendary Martial Arts fighter and Hollywood Actor passed away aged 86 in Hospital from sudden illness in Hawaii. He was surrounded by his family during his passing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
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