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"Coryn is a guy Merkin just like your a fcukwit!
Coryn has seen and played more football than you have had breakfasts, wake up to yourself and when there is something you don't know, ask Coryn, he will explain it to you."
Coryn has seen and played more football than you have had breakfasts, wake up to yourself and when there is something you don't know, ask Coryn, he will explain it to you."
"First off simple Simon I'm not making an argument at all I'm stating an opinion.If you can't tell what is an argument and what an opinion is well I can't help you.
So again where have I mentioned 650 was the definitive amount we paid exactly.
Also…"
So again where have I mentioned 650 was the definitive amount we paid exactly.
Also…"
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Lol fark them 🤣 😂 😆
Well said Chiefy
Well there goes your chance of getting to "heaven" Bobby, remember Sluggy is watching you as a future disciple.
Unfair Chiefy, Coryn said no such thing.... no need to do a Wiz and "spite" for the sake of it.
Actually when it comes to "footie smarts" I would back Coryn over the "sychophants" any day!
O God please bless me being a pecker Head
And now to announce Iongi's extension....
Yes. Great call absolutely agree. Until 2030 at least
ISAIAH IONGI STUNS NRL WORLD WITH “EXTENSION” – AND IT’S NOT A CONTRACT
By Staff Writer, Wizards Sleeve
In a shocking twist that has left teammates speechless and physios baffled, NRL rising star Isaiah Iongi has reportedly undergone a “very personal extension”—though not the kind that gets inked on paper.
Sources close to the fullback claim the young gun opted for what’s being called an “anatomical enhancement procedure,” explaining to friends: “I already had speed, footwork, and flair—this was the missing fourth prong.”
TEAMMATES LEFT SHAKING (WITH LAUGHTER)
“I thought he was just smuggling a foam roller down his shorts at training,” joked one teammate. “Turns out he was just proud of the… renovations.”
Strength and conditioning staff reportedly had to create a custom groin guard and adjust GPS tracker placement. “He kept setting off the goalpost sensors during warm-up,” said one baffled trainer.
SPONSORSHIP DEALS FLOODING IN
Word is, Isaiah is already fielding offers from companies ranging from compression shorts to power tools.
“Bunnings called. They want him to be the face of their new ‘Extendable Hose Deluxe’ campaign,” said his agent, barely suppressing a grin.
NRL OFFICIALS CAUGHT OFF GUARD
The league is currently debating whether the enhancement violates any rules under the “Unfair Weaponry” clause. A spokesperson stated, “There’s no precedent for this… though we’re pretty sure it’s not performance-enhancing—unless it’s in the changerooms.”
A HUMBLE HERO
Despite the buzz, Iongi remains modest. When asked to comment, he simply winked and said, “It’s just about personal growth.”
He was jelly of Ryles
Well if there was ever doubt that Wiz is a master bullshit artist, there is no doubt now.
I was a bit disappointed that Wiz did not have actual dimensions but I understand that Chiefy who is also looking after the new "trans" side is personally becoming involved as the club "measurer" Chiefy was appointed officially after doing a thorough check on Jason Ryles as requested by the board's Chinese Director Wee Hung..
Apparently Chiefy has made such an impression with Jason, he is being called into looking after all his needs.
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