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      • Well there goes your chance of getting to "heaven" Bobby, remember Sluggy is watching you as a future disciple.

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    • Unfair Chiefy, Coryn said no such thing.... no need to do a Wiz and "spite" for the sake of it. 

      Actually when it comes to "footie smarts" I would back Coryn over the "sychophants" any day!

      • O God please bless me being a pecker Head

  • And now to announce Iongi's extension....

    • Yes. Great call absolutely agree.  Until 2030 at least 

    • ISAIAH IONGI STUNS NRL WORLD WITH “EXTENSION” – AND IT’S NOT A CONTRACT

       

      By Staff Writer, Wizards Sleeve 

       

      In a shocking twist that has left teammates speechless and physios baffled, NRL rising star Isaiah Iongi has reportedly undergone a “very personal extension”—though not the kind that gets inked on paper.

       

      Sources close to the fullback claim the young gun opted for what’s being called an “anatomical enhancement procedure,” explaining to friends: “I already had speed, footwork, and flair—this was the missing fourth prong.”

       

      TEAMMATES LEFT SHAKING (WITH LAUGHTER)

       

      “I thought he was just smuggling a foam roller down his shorts at training,” joked one teammate. “Turns out he was just proud of the… renovations.”

       

      Strength and conditioning staff reportedly had to create a custom groin guard and adjust GPS tracker placement. “He kept setting off the goalpost sensors during warm-up,” said one baffled trainer.

       

      SPONSORSHIP DEALS FLOODING IN

       

      Word is, Isaiah is already fielding offers from companies ranging from compression shorts to power tools.

       

      “Bunnings called. They want him to be the face of their new ‘Extendable Hose Deluxe’ campaign,” said his agent, barely suppressing a grin.

       

      NRL OFFICIALS CAUGHT OFF GUARD

       

      The league is currently debating whether the enhancement violates any rules under the “Unfair Weaponry” clause. A spokesperson stated, “There’s no precedent for this… though we’re pretty sure it’s not performance-enhancing—unless it’s in the changerooms.”

       

      A HUMBLE HERO

       

      Despite the buzz, Iongi remains modest. When asked to comment, he simply winked and said, “It’s just about personal growth.”

  • I am not happy about this

    • Yer but that's nothing new with you Fiddy🙄

      • yeh! leave those comments to Shawn!

  • Haven't really seen much of TDS except that manly game as we were in the hunt for him 

    is he actually any good ?

    im assuming he must have something in him , given we have Nathan brown as assistant coach and would know what are good attributes for a hooker 

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