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"I really hope Ryley Smith is locked up long term. He's better than De Silva. I hope we didn't pay over for him. "
"At least one of Lane, Matto & Hands won't be here in 2026. Could be all three but at the minimum we have two spots left for next year. A younger forward prospect would be nice
Don't think we need backrowers Latu will play first grade soon"
Don't think we need backrowers Latu will play first grade soon"
"1.iongi
2.ado car
3.will
4.lomax/simo
5.simo/lomax
6.paplli
7.moses
8.paulo
9.smith
10.debhin
11.kelma
12.Kautoga
13.williams
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14.tds
15.tuivti
16.moretti
17.sameri
18.hopgood
If I'm going off pure form and what iv seen this and…"
2.ado car
3.will
4.lomax/simo
5.simo/lomax
6.paplli
7.moses
8.paulo
9.smith
10.debhin
11.kelma
12.Kautoga
13.williams
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14.tds
15.tuivti
16.moretti
17.sameri
18.hopgood
If I'm going off pure form and what iv seen this and…"
"Nice Ea. . Always interesting to see who's coming through and the length of contracts and the depth in each position
Agree with Iongi. Should be upgraded until 2030"
Agree with Iongi. Should be upgraded until 2030"
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Well there goes your chance of getting to "heaven" Bobby, remember Sluggy is watching you as a future disciple.
Unfair Chiefy, Coryn said no such thing.... no need to do a Wiz and "spite" for the sake of it.
Actually when it comes to "footie smarts" I would back Coryn over the "sychophants" any day!
O God please bless me being a pecker Head
And now to announce Iongi's extension....
Yes. Great call absolutely agree. Until 2030 at least
ISAIAH IONGI STUNS NRL WORLD WITH “EXTENSION” – AND IT’S NOT A CONTRACT
By Staff Writer, Wizards Sleeve
In a shocking twist that has left teammates speechless and physios baffled, NRL rising star Isaiah Iongi has reportedly undergone a “very personal extension”—though not the kind that gets inked on paper.
Sources close to the fullback claim the young gun opted for what’s being called an “anatomical enhancement procedure,” explaining to friends: “I already had speed, footwork, and flair—this was the missing fourth prong.”
TEAMMATES LEFT SHAKING (WITH LAUGHTER)
“I thought he was just smuggling a foam roller down his shorts at training,” joked one teammate. “Turns out he was just proud of the… renovations.”
Strength and conditioning staff reportedly had to create a custom groin guard and adjust GPS tracker placement. “He kept setting off the goalpost sensors during warm-up,” said one baffled trainer.
SPONSORSHIP DEALS FLOODING IN
Word is, Isaiah is already fielding offers from companies ranging from compression shorts to power tools.
“Bunnings called. They want him to be the face of their new ‘Extendable Hose Deluxe’ campaign,” said his agent, barely suppressing a grin.
NRL OFFICIALS CAUGHT OFF GUARD
The league is currently debating whether the enhancement violates any rules under the “Unfair Weaponry” clause. A spokesperson stated, “There’s no precedent for this… though we’re pretty sure it’s not performance-enhancing—unless it’s in the changerooms.”
A HUMBLE HERO
Despite the buzz, Iongi remains modest. When asked to comment, he simply winked and said, “It’s just about personal growth.”
I am not happy about this
Yer but that's nothing new with you Fiddy🙄
yeh! leave those comments to Shawn!
Haven't really seen much of TDS except that manly game as we were in the hunt for him
is he actually any good ?
im assuming he must have something in him , given we have Nathan brown as assistant coach and would know what are good attributes for a hooker