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"HI Blue Eel, mate i think you will find Vella his coach was already with the team and also coached Juniors there with Flegg. He is Canterbury through as per this article I recall from a season back. He was already assistant last year, hence Galvin…"
"Da Silva is neither here nor there....he is suffering seperation anxiety and is no certainy to come here other than an understudy to Ryley."
"It is a bit to complicated for you to understand Merken. Now go back to the little boys room and play with yourself. Fcukwit!"
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We will end up on 26 points won't be enough"
We will end up on 26 points won't be enough"
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The Sledge 60's was Eddo Brandes to Glenn McGrath, Pidge said to him why are you so fat???
His reply was every time i root your missus she gives me a biscuit.
Best sledge i have heard was by Steve Waugh to Jamie Siddon's in a Shield game, Siddons was one of the more unlucky players never to have played a test match.
Waugh comes out to bat, he is taking guard and scanning the field and taking his time as he normally did.
Siddons chirps "Come on tugga it's not a test match you know"
Waughs reply - " of course it's not, you're here"
Another good one was Freddie Trueman to a team mate - A ball was nicked to slip and went between his legs to the boundary for 4. At the end of the over he apologised to Freddie. he said "sorry Fred i should have closed my legs"
Freddie replied with "so should have your mother"
I know its not a sporting one, but my personal all time favourite was Paul Keating to John Howard telling him 'to find a spine to shiver down' or words to that effect. He was a master of sledges too!
When he was coming out to bat one day, Steve Waugh ( suprise )
was greeting him to the crease with "choo choo"
Ye i remember that. Pretty low act from Waugh.
Another good one
Mark Waugh in 2001 said to England debutant Jimmy Ormond - "What the hell are you doing out here, there's no way you good enough to be out here"
Ormond replied with - Probably not but at least i'm the best player in my family"
Rod Marsh and Ian Botham
Marshy - "So how's your wife and my kids?"
Botham - "Wife's fine, but the kids are retarded"
Classic!
He was spot on about Costello as well, all tip and no iceberg"
Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.
lol Jimmy, hadn't heard that one before.
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