BEST ONE LINERS FROM A KIDLET OR ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBER

My three year old was baptised last weekend. The priest asked him 'Why are you here?' and his answer...'To see Jesus'. I was smiling at this but..... He also stated 'I want a bickie too' at communion ', tried to swim in the font, and threw a shoe at a little girls head. The catholics here will understand this is a touch unacceptable.

When have your kidlets/ or rels  made you squirm and slink to a parallel universe...? What did they do?

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  • If you kid wants to see Jesus, take him to a Parra match.

    He wears No.1.

  • Crack up so do I ....perfect response !
  • My niece is a terror. My sister took her and her brother to the park, where they met a young girl in a wheelchair with cerebral palsy.

    My nephew is a bit sensitive, so when they got home her was upset, saying "mummy, its not fair she has to live like that"

    Meanwhile, my niece is out the front on her little three wheeler, screaming at the top of her lungs "I'VE GOT TERRIBLE PALSY, I'VE GOT TERRIBLE PALSY"

    • She was wheeling too she just got a bit mixed up methinks lol
  • My mother struggles with the English language at times and I remember a few years back after some heavy rain she commented to some family members at a get together that she noticed that a lot of 'sluts' have been coming out lately after the rains.
    Everyone was in tears. She meant Slugs.
  • Had a dude come to the door a few years ago selling electricity - he was Indian. My daughter was around 5 or so at the time and ran to the door anytime the bell went. He just started his speech and before I can say "no thanks, go away" she has come up to the door and said "Dad, how come this brown man is here?".

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