what the actual fuck shat on the material they’re wearing tonight ? It reminds me of the old tv ad 

“ oh Mr Hart what a  mess “  

Bernie should’ve found a sober Indigenous man to design it .  On a positive , some fella down at The Block will be drinking Moët tonight . 

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  • Unfortunate that the jerseys are blue and white. May create some confusion with the Bulldogs
  • Lol. First thought I had was Pro Hart and that TV ad too. Although kudos to the aboriginal spearing the eel. That's pretty good
  • Canterbury’s looks like some Kiwi scaffolder who was working at Canterbury Leagues has convinced them he’s aboriginal and an artist .   The only way you’d see two worse jerseys on the same paddock at once would be if the NRL made Canterbury wear our regular season jersey for tonight’s match . 

    • Hahaha dogs one looks just like that.

  • I called it a few weeks back when I first saw it.

    Absolute disgraceful jersey - we look like clowns, just need the noses.

    • Ive been abroad for 3 weeks so haven’t really been watching or reading much  so missed it . I wish I could go back a further 3 hours and warn myself to have a few Thai whisky shots so I wouldn’t be able to focus on those monstrosities.  Fuckin Yuck Kunts, I’m betting Bern had some white looking quarter cast of a quarter cast design them on his laptop . Looks like some scribble you’d see under a bridge or on the side of a red rattler train carriage . 

  • Maggot blog written by a maggot.
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    • Yes cause aboriginal designs have big yellow rectangles under their arms Mack . I’m not sure how much Indigenous art you’ve seen Mack but all the stuff I’ve seen doesn’t look like an overly busy explosion of diarrhoea on the back of your dunny bowl after a night of drinking bananaramas and Blue Lagoons . 

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