We seem to be the supporters of two entirely different teams this year... the smoked eels and the smokin' eels. Here are the team descriptions;
Smoked Eels;
- Smoked eels run on to the field looking at the ground maybe to see if their shoe laces are tied up,
- Smoked eels mill around the play the ball in a huddle and exchange blank looks as if not sure quite where they are
- Drop any non perfect pass
- Cant make touch
- (In game chat). .. has the game started yet.? um not sure ... do you want this ball?..Yeah ok.. F**k, I thought you meant him, shit I dropped it, why did you pass it to me egg head.... oh Jarryd has it, lets sit down and watch.. damn!! how did they catch him?.. Hey Inu and Burt, we are having a tea party in the middle of the field, come and join us... ok, lets play a bit of footy....
Two tries in five minutes later...
- (In game chat) Phew, that was easy, God we are good, anyone for another tea party,... No Robson I DONT want that ball, cant you see I am busy. Um, you know what, I'm over it for today, yeah me too, lets just take it easy, we dont REALLY need to win this one anyway...
Smokin' EELS
- Run on looking calm and dangerous
- Forwards run hard and straight
- Robson and Morts actually hold and pass the ball to Hayne
- Tahu and Reddy are ready and waiting for Haynes brilliant Cut- outs
- Mortimer and Burts are scurrying everywhere
- Fui is a man possessed
- Hayne has a KY Jelly bath before the game, and no one can put a hand on him
- (In Game Chat) Hey lets play football today... WooooHoooo this is easy!!
The only Players that always seem to be playing hard are Haynsey and Hindy..who incidently scored our points this smoked eels weekend.
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Can I also add Benny Smith to the list of players that ALWAYS put in. He HAS been the difference the last few weeks and I lost count of the times last night that he was there to clean up for us in defense or attack!
I would like my Eels smokin' next week please!!