Oh my - I am devestated, I'm going back to BookaFace, maybe Tinder because I am so sensitive.
Tad > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM"January 20, 2021 at 4:48pm
Can Mr Google be trusted?
Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
Waga Blake had some issues with us last year --mainly around defense. He is however gifted in many physical attributes. We didn,t see the best of Sivo last year and Fego either. We all know what they are capable of. Our backs last year were a disappointment. We did manage to get to finals football despite that.I am sure a lot of work would be put into how our backs didn,t play to their optimum..The problem probably being around organization rather than ability..If we managed to get into top 4 with backs not playing to their best ability Is it realistic to say that if they can get things sorted out organisationally they could still be very dominant this year.Just watched some highlights of Waga which were good. I would think he has some good improvement with him with the right cleaning up work done .
Im not sure if Ferguson will ever get back to his best. I think hes just getting a bit too long in the tooth and his best is behind him. Sivo and Blake can certainly improve upon their 2020 performances. I think that Staggs would be a really good signing if it actually happened.
I would love to see Staggs at the eels, but at what price?
There was one media news report that said he was going to speak to clubs from next month, pretty sure the article had him using his agent for the discussions, with $700.00 his asking price, but that means he will likely be wanting as much as he can get. Much may well depend on how he recovers from his injury and surgery of last year.
Read an article this morning that spoke of Dunster who apparently played most of his jnr years as a centre, he has bulked up a bit for this year, so could well be a prospect for this year depending on how the likes of Waqa & Fergo perform, still think that Waqa would be better on the wing. Also & I think it was on a TCT blog that had Sivo performing well which also seemed to indicate that he has lost a degree of his muscle bulk of last year and training much better as a result
"No way in hell he over rated now over payed i wouldn't hsve Dylan playing for us even he was playing for free
When he retires he wil be not a has been he be a never was
Dylan not a NRL player
Thank you Newcastle for taking him i cant thank you…"
"I think his form has just echoed the teams form.
The team as a whole has underperformed for coming on 3 seasons now for one reason or another.But you are correct his body language is one whose mind is somewhere else.
We want these halves to perform…"
"I think we'll be lucky to win another game for the rest of the year looking at that run.
Who have we got at home amongst that because we aren't touching Melbourne Brisbane Canberra Roosters and the Warriors.That leaves South's and the Cows and even…"
"Haven't seen them play are those guys in SG got a promising future or just like any first grader talent only goes so far once you hit first grade completely different game then judge if they make it "
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From memory he was on 450k per year.
If we are willing to throw 700k at Staggs, it would have been money better spent on the fox.
Yeah, just Goggled it and one site claims $500K for 2020.
Are you saying Mr Goggle cannot be trusted?
Oh my - I am devestated, I'm going back to BookaFace, maybe Tinder because I am so sensitive.
Can Mr Google be trusted?
Mr A , rumours repeated ( or created ) harm the rumour spreaders credibility. Surely you are not such a person LOL
Waga Blake had some issues with us last year --mainly around defense. He is however gifted in many physical attributes. We didn,t see the best of Sivo last year and Fego either. We all know what they are capable of. Our backs last year were a disappointment. We did manage to get to finals football despite that.I am sure a lot of work would be put into how our backs didn,t play to their optimum..The problem probably being around organization rather than ability..If we managed to get into top 4 with backs not playing to their best ability Is it realistic to say that if they can get things sorted out organisationally they could still be very dominant this year.Just watched some highlights of Waga which were good. I would think he has some good improvement with him with the right cleaning up work done .
Im not sure if Ferguson will ever get back to his best. I think hes just getting a bit too long in the tooth and his best is behind him. Sivo and Blake can certainly improve upon their 2020 performances. I think that Staggs would be a really good signing if it actually happened.
There's a very good player in Waqa if the penny ever drops that wing/centre are a duet
highlights on Bradman best. Is Waga up there on class with other young centres
I would love to see Staggs at the eels, but at what price?
There was one media news report that said he was going to speak to clubs from next month, pretty sure the article had him using his agent for the discussions, with $700.00 his asking price, but that means he will likely be wanting as much as he can get. Much may well depend on how he recovers from his injury and surgery of last year.
Read an article this morning that spoke of Dunster who apparently played most of his jnr years as a centre, he has bulked up a bit for this year, so could well be a prospect for this year depending on how the likes of Waqa & Fergo perform, still think that Waqa would be better on the wing. Also & I think it was on a TCT blog that had Sivo performing well which also seemed to indicate that he has lost a degree of his muscle bulk of last year and training much better as a result