A Stag of a Rumour

RUMOUR

There are whispers coming out of Parra that they are also interested in the services for Kotoni stagg!

This does make sense and does depend on the outcome of the Michael Jennings situation to have the cash available

 

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        • Are you saying Mr Goggle cannot be trusted?

          Oh my - I am devestated, I'm going back to BookaFace, maybe Tinder because I am so sensitive.

          • Can Mr Google be trusted?

             

            Ordering a Pizza in 2022

             

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            GOOGLE:   

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            No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

             

            CALLER: 

            OK. I would like to order a pizza.

             

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            Do you want your usual, sir?

             

            CALLER:

            My usual? You know me?

             

            GOOGLE:

            According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

             

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            Super! That’s what I’ll have.

             

            GOOGLE:

            May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

             

            CALLER: 

            What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

             

            GOOGLE: 

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            CALLER: 

            How the hell do you know that?

             

            GOOGLE:

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            CALLER:

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            GOOGLE:

            Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly.  According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

             

            CALLER: 

            I bought more from another Pharmacy.

             

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            I paid in cash.

             

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            CALLER:   

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  • Mr A ,  rumours  repeated ( or created ) harm the rumour spreaders credibility. Surely you are not such a person LOL 

  • Waga Blake had some issues with us last year --mainly around defense. He is however gifted in many physical attributes. We didn,t see the best of Sivo last year and Fego either. We all know what they are capable of. Our backs last year were a disappointment. We did manage to get to finals football despite that.I am sure a lot of work would be put into how our backs didn,t play to their optimum..The problem probably being around organization rather than ability..If we managed to get into top 4 with backs not playing to their best ability Is it realistic to say that if they can get things sorted out organisationally they could still be very dominant this year.Just watched some highlights of Waga which were good. I would think he has some good improvement with him with the right cleaning up work done  .

    • Im not sure if Ferguson will ever get back to his best. I think hes just getting a bit too long in the tooth and his best is behind him. Sivo and Blake can certainly improve upon their 2020 performances. I think that Staggs would be a really good signing if it actually happened.

    • There's a very good player in Waqa if the penny ever drops that wing/centre are a duet

  • highlights on Bradman best.  Is Waga up there on class with other young centres

     

  • I would love to see Staggs at the eels, but at what price?

    There was one media news report that said he was going to speak to clubs from next month, pretty sure the article had him using his agent for the discussions, with $700.00 his asking price, but that means he will likely be wanting as much as he can get. Much may well depend on how he recovers from his injury and surgery of last year.

    Read an article this morning that spoke of Dunster who apparently played most of his jnr years as a centre, he has bulked up a bit for this year, so could well be a prospect for this year depending on how the likes of Waqa & Fergo perform, still think that Waqa would be better on the wing. Also & I think it was on a TCT blog that had Sivo performing well which also seemed to indicate that he has lost a degree of his muscle bulk of last year and training much better as a result

    • Hi Colin Broncos has a wealth of very good players and yet they got the spoon. That should open up some thought on what makes a winning side. I don,t know the answers and certainly would like to have Staggs as well.I remember our Gibson team which won us the comp. We had some so so players in the side and still managed to win the comp. Bellamy has sourced so so players from other clubs and still managed to keep his team consistently at the top. Maybe the top players you have with the ability to enthuse confidence and set the direction for success is key. Does Stagg have that ability?

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