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Baby Eels Key To Ryles Revolution by 1 Eyed Eel

Borrowing from the Brian Smith playbook, Jason Ryles looks to generation next to drive Parramatta to glory

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Mitch Moses

I know all the easy targets like Kelly pezet paulo cause there shit but when's it's gonna shift to Moses.Cant kick a goal plus terrible form for the last year or two and injuries galore.fmd it's getting to a point.and expect the reserves to be upgraded for this season cause we can't recruit 

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4 Replies · Reply by Muttman 1 minute ago
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Today’s Game- Utterly Disgusting

After watching today's RSRL ( Repeat Six Rugby League) it's just so blatantly obvious that: 1) The NRL hates the Parramatta Eels 2) The the referee of today's game is by far the worst referee I've ever witnessed and his obvious favouritism towards Wests Tigers was basically for all to see 3) The Eels will not make the top eight 4) Signing Pezet and Kelly was a terrible decision 5) The NRL is definitely rigged 6) The difference between the fitness of Parra Players and other teams is gigantic 6)…

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13 Replies · Reply by Mallee57 5 minutes ago
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We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.

  It's all about cohesion, chaos and death zones. Our defence sits dead last at round five. Our middle concedes the most tries of any team. 40 percent of our tries are leaked there.  Why? Ah, yes. Our rituals say Mark O’Neill is the reason. No, the front office. Or Ryles. Gulp. Peter V’landys’ need for speed isn’t helping much. He's got refs handing out restarts like smarties laced with some good stuff. The Millennium Falcon in hyper-warp speed. Brake lines cut. And no-one is wearing…

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27 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes 3 hours ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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