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Super is going to close the whole site down not just this thread when he sees this . I fear for his own well being as the shock might damage his fragile Liberal heart . Can someone ensure he’s sitting down when he watches it please .
Super will be laying in the foetal position if he watches this, he may even catch aids from it.
Footy blog of the year so far!
Bully!! here here. This is spot on.
Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender 'gracefully' and still 'look good.'
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands you bake that cake.
If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful.
If a person of color is liberal, they see themselves as victims in need of
government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him even when he isn't down-and-out.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t agree with be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced and it's followers mocked and ridiculed.
(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs healthcare, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in
Iabor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll show it to his friends and have
a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
I am utterly offended by this and demand you delete your post immediately
:P
Just replace conservative with adult & liberal with child and it reads the same
Ha ha is it any coincidence that the universities are full of libs?
Spot on and very witty. This is peer reviewed right?
I'm not offended, but I do think you have a pretty narrow view of the world.
Narrow, how so?
Every one of those points hit the mark re lefties.
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