Predicting the wooden spoon - Who's your pick ?

With four rounds remaining in the Telstra Premiership regular season, the battle to avoid the dreaded wooden spoon is on.

The experts at NRL.com have had their say on who they expect to finish at the foot of the ladder in 2018.

Chris Kennedy (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: While the Eels have now won two of their past three games, weekend victories to Manly and Canterbury ensure the goalposts keep moving further away. Their only hope now seems to be handing the spoon to round 24 opponents North Queensland but with a nightmare run home that also includes the Dragons, Roosters and Storm I can't see the Eels dragging themselves out of last place.


Mary Konstantopoulos (Ladies Who League)

Parramatta: It breaks my heart to say this, especially because I am an Eels fan. I still don't know where it went so horribly wrong for the Eels this year or what changed at half-time during their opening game against the Panthers. But playing finals last season seems so far away. This season has had it all - close losses, plenty of injuries and even a boil outbreak to top it off. Hopefully the opening of the new stadium next year is the start of some good times for Eels fans.

Paul Suttor (NRL.com editor)

Parramatta: With the Sea Eagles and Bulldogs showing signs of life in recent weeks, it will come down to the "SpoonBowl" in round 24 when the Eels host the Cowboys and Johnathan Thurston's will to win will get North Queensland the victory and give this year's biggest disappointments, the Eels, the dreaded bottom rung on the ladder.

Peter Jolly (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: In my opinion it's a race between the current bottom two; and it is hard to see the Eels getting any wins in the next two rounds, while the Cowboys are some chance against state rivals, Brisbane. Also being Johnathan Thurston's swansong, North Queensland will have enough when it counts so they don't send the master out with the dreaded title.


Margie McDonald (NRL.com senior reporter)

Canterbury: The Bulldogs have three top-eight teams to play, like the Eels do (the Cowboys have two). But in getting these last-gasp wins, I look to the halves and I feel Thurston, Moses and Norman can steer home a team far better than Canterbury duo Lewis and Marshall-King – because the pressure to find wins to take momentum into 2019 can be immense.

Steve Renouf (Broncos legend)

Parramatta: The Eels are on track to win their 14th wooden spoon. When I look at their draw they have an uphill battle, and the Cowboys are coming home strongly as JT plays his final games. Manly are far enough in front on points, and for and against, to stay ahead and I just think the Cowboys will beat the Eels in Townsville in round 24 to seal their fate.

Andrew Marmont (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: They never recovered from losing their first six games. And with Goliath assignments against the Storm and Roosters in the final rounds, expect some big loses to end a sorry season. Sorry Parra fans!

Tanisha Stanton (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: The Eels have the hardest run home facing the three of the top four teams on the ladder in the Dragons, Storm, Cowboys and Roosters in the concluding rounds. They don't have a good track record coming up against the current four competition leaders, having not won a single game this season against the any of the top contenders.

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Neil Cadigan (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: Unless they can spring an upset against the Dragon this weekend, the Eels will be condemned to last place because – with all the emotion around Johnathan Thurston's last match – I think the Cowboys will win the wooden spoon play-off in Townsville in round 24. At best the two sides will finish equal on points with the Cows saving grace on for-and-against.

Dylan Morris (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: The Eels will complete their unhappy 2018 destiny of being the season's biggest disappointment when they lose to the Cowboys in Round 24, the boys from up North will simply want it more thanks to JT retiring.


Jamie Soward (Former Blues five-eighth)

Parramatta: While a win over the Titans helped their cause, the Eels will win the wooden spoon in 2018. Coming up against two of the top four to end the season was always going to be tough. I saw more out of the Cowboys on the weekend to be able to stay away from last place. When they play in round 24 it will be the last time I will be ever able to say "you don't tip against JT in NQ".

Alicia Newton (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: There is a lot to be played out but the round 24 clash between Parramatta and North Queensland is likely to determine and I can't see the Eels claiming victory in Townsville.

Joel Gould (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: The Eels' tough draw in the remaining four rounds, current last placing on the ladder and the fact they travel to Townsville for Johnathan Thurston's final home game should see them finish with the wooden spoon. Manly appear to be finding some form and the Cowboys are also starting to fire ahead of a home clash with the depleted Broncos, which I expect them to also win.

Katie Brown (NRL.com reporter)

Cowboys: There's a thing called "trying too hard" and North Queensland are doing just that for JT, but it'll bite them in the butt – by round 25, they'll be sitting in 16th with the wrong trophy.

Scott Hazlewood (NRL.com reporter)

Parramatta: Unfortunately for Parramatta Eels fans I believe the club will finish with the dreaded prize in 2018. Both the Eels and the North Queensland Cowboys have horror runs home until round 25, but whoever wins in Townsville in the penultimate week of the regular season between North Queensland and Parramatta will finish 16th this season. As much as the Cowboys' season has not gone to plan, they will lift for the final home game of Jonathan Thurston's career.

Michael Chammas (NRL.com chief reporter)

North Queensland: The Eels showed they can still produce the occasional good performance when they beat Gold Coast last week and with Jarryd Hayne getting back to near his best, they can upset the Cowboys in round 24 and offload the spoon.

David Piepers (Big League editor)

Parramatta: They've been the 'form' side of the bottom half for most of the season, and despite some recent wins they might find it hard to close the gap on the equally-resurgent Dogs and Sea Eagles. Their only chance to close the gap is against the Cowboys in Round 24, but in JT's final game in Townsville it's hard to see them defying the narrative everyone will be hoping for. Combine that with games against the Storm, Dragons and Roosters and it's not looking good.

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  • well we deserve the spoon 

  • For mine a loss against St George will guarantee Parramatta the spoon. It all comes down to this weekend 

  • For mine last is unacceptable in a coach's fifth season. We also need to rebuild our pack which is totally unacceptable.

    Like I've been saying all year - too many old head short sighted signings fucked Parramatta big time.

    The fact is if it wasn't for Hayne doing his stuff right now, we probably would be on zero wins. 

    • Id rather finish last than 13-15th. Theres no sugar coating our garbage season. If it takes getting the wooden spoon to actually see some changes made then the club will be better for it. Id hate to see us finish 14th and the club review show something like we had a few close losses that set our season on the backfoot and the few wins we strung together at the end of the season shows progress. And then have it all fall apart again next year.
    • But you can see the progression to 2019 with the juniors starting to come through. They were never going to be ready for the start of this season, so those spots had to be filled with short term contracts. You are never going to get rep quality players on short term contracts, so the club was in a pickle really. Ideally this should have been sorted a few years ago with a progression plan. Maybe 2016 dented those plans, we will never really know. Onwards and upwards from here - forget about this year.

    • 5 years without a salary cap drama maybe.

      • Exactly... some blindly refuse to see the years surrounding salary cap and the effects of, an NRL appointed admistrator clawing back support costs, or publically admitting we are a TPA free zone, as having any impact as to signings recent resigning and where we at now. Apparently we shouldn’t have missed a beat! Talk about eyes wide shut.

        But the spoon is ours and everyone from the top down has had a hand in it!

  • Parra definitely. 

    Dragons, Roosters, Storm. Enough said. We’ve won a couple lately but we’re not playing anywhere near well enough to beat those 3 sides. Dragons...maybe, Cowboys....maybe. Storm, Roosters not a chance. 

  • Like it or not the wooden spoon ours we can beat the dragons this week and bulldogs and cowboys and manly can all lose then it make cowboys last then we play the cowboys up there beening JT last home game

    THE NRL tell the ref tell rip us of big time there is no way is JT to finished he career with the wooden spoon and so when we get beat by the cowboys we will be last again

  • Who really cares. You win the comp or you don’t. If you don’t it’s a failed year whether you come 2nd or last. Sure it’s more enjoyable as a fan to make the finals and win more games then you lose but now that’s out of the question I honestly couldn’t care less if we get the spoon.
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