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One last Marquee Signing In The Pipeline

Posted by Ken Crapper on October 9, 2011 at 8:00pm

The Ken has caught but a whiff of some top secret information around a targeted marquee signing that will complete the core group of players that will form the future of the Pirtek Parramatta Eels. The Ken will reveal as much information surrounding the player in question as possible but for now I am sworn to secrecy.

The Ken can reveal that this player will not be playing for the Eels in 2012. If this signing comes to fruition it will be the biggest signing in recent times, if not in the history of the club. This player will be an election sweetener so no expense will be spared and he will come at the expense of some much loved crowd favourites.

Who would you have in your sights for 2013 if you were in charge ?

I'm Ken Crapper

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- robbie maxwell > Ham Sammich November 4, 2011 at 7:23pm
  
  look mate i believe ken crapper is bert kenny, now who's bert keeny?. i say its brett kenny, ok same say it not,but i want brett kenny himself to says not him please.
  
  i saw phil sims right, that bert kenny in security,and once was a greenkeeper, was not brett kenny that right now.
  
  so on saying that brett kenny is ken crapper.
  
  i want phil to say it not please.
  
  if not ken crapper is ozzie osbourne. hes asst is who?,guys who's ozzie asst.. care taker.
  
  think about it all.
Ham Sammich October 9, 2011 at 8:11pm

I told you that we were going to sign a player for 2013. MY BLOG WAS RIGHT!! http://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/parramatta-sign I predicted this a week ago.

I'm not Ken Crapper

Parramatta Sign...

Parramatta will sign a player next year. Not for next year but will sign one next year I can't reveal who or when But believe me this will be hap…
- eels fan forever > Ham Sammich October 9, 2011 at 8:46pm
  
  or maybe you are KC in disguise.. hmm...
Normo October 9, 2011 at 8:13pm

Wow ken you are full of surprises. Hopefully it's another manly player. That would really piss them off.
ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! October 9, 2011 at 8:15pm

Ok, so was this player in the top 4 teams for the NRL at the end of the regular season for 2011?

Does the player have an accent?
- Ham Sammich > ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! October 9, 2011 at 8:17pm
  
  Everyone in the world has an accent
- matchreport > ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! October 9, 2011 at 8:35pm
  
  Widdup ???
JL October 9, 2011 at 8:15pm

Massive call to say the biggest signing in the history of the club
SuperEel 22 October 9, 2011 at 8:16pm

Me thinks this is bullshit but if I had to choose it would be Cooper Cronk. I think it was Slip who started the chant (apologies if I am wrong)
CRONK TO EELS
CRONK TO EELS
CRONK TO EELS
- eels fan forever > SuperEel 22 October 9, 2011 at 8:46pm
  
  CRONK TO EELS
  CRONK TO EELS
  CRONK TO EELS