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Man digs tunnel straight to a Pub

Posted by Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst on October 8, 2017 at 2:29pm
Man dug a tunnel from home to the pub and drank every night while his wife sleptA plumber from Ireland, believed or not, dug a tunnel from his bedroom to a local pub, located 800 meters away from his home. It took him 15 years to get it, and he came up with an idea after seeing the movie "The Shawshank Redemption". The reason - his wife snoring extremely loud.Patsy K. received a summons to the court after thanks to him sewage pipe under his neighbor's house blew. He told the court everything related to his tunnel, as well as the reasons he had been digging for the past 15 years.- My wife has a snoring problem. After watching the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" in 1994, I decided to do something about it, so I started digging a hole under the bed in the direction of a pub. I used all kinds of tools, from spoons to tunnel drills that I managed to take to the hole while my wife was in shopping. It was only in 2009 that I managed to go to the other side, in the women's toilet and storage room - said Patsy.For the past five years, Patsy went to the pub every night at 11:00 pm and returned in one hour after midnight. His wife did not even think what her husband was doing and where he was going when she fell asleep.- To be honest, I'm glad to be caught. My wife always felt that I smelled of alcohol, and I answered that it was my natural scent. It was just a matter of time when someone would catch me. The owner of the pub always wondered how I always came from nowhere, and how I got out of the women's toilet - said Patsy.The tunnel was discovered after a sewage problem emerged caused by a crack by Patsy accidentally struck while digging a hole.
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  • Mitchy October 8, 2017 at 3:15pm
    Bazza is there a link? If this is true its one of the best stories....
  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown October 8, 2017 at 3:42pm

    If this is legit the mans a living legend.

  • The Badger October 8, 2017 at 4:00pm

    This is my type of guy ...

    Buy that man a beer!

  • Robert Lloyd October 8, 2017 at 4:04pm

    Bazza : This must be the ultimate Irish joke. If not, try this one : Have you heard about the Irish swallows? They flew North for the winter!

  • wald'oh October 8, 2017 at 4:16pm

    Here's a link :

    https://boingboing.net/2014/09/29/man-digs-tunnel-from-bedroom-t.html

    I started digging a hole under the bed in the direction of a pub.

    I couldn't help wonder if Mr. Fong, has ever dug a tunnel.

    FAKE: Man digs tunnel from bedroom to pub
    UPDATE: IT’S A FAKE! TOO BAD. Patsy Kerr of Omagh, Ireland reportedly spent 15 years digging a tunnel from under his bed to a nearby pub so he could…
  • Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" October 9, 2017 at 5:07pm

    SEE - uncontrolled drinking gets you into the chit. lol

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