INTERNAL REVIEW AND THE UNICORNS

Once again folks we are being told how wrong we are about our feelings towards having a accountant reviewing the club's footy operations ( it never ends with these dopes )  now if we were  being told this by people who have actually been correct about things then you may take notice but when it's from people who have a history of being wrong you best just laugh and go to the toilet . 

Accountants have a place in society but you have to make sure that you keep them in a confined space as they can cause a lot of damage once  they are let lose . I have a full time accountant named Clayton who has been with me for 4 years and I have such little regard for accountants and what they do ( but you need the dopes)  that I only selected him because I liked his name and he reminded me of Keith Richards and he is a joy to have in the office .

Now Clayton is excellent at what he does but if I have issues with Dipshit staff not performing I don't ask him to sort it out , if I have issues with Tennants I don't ask him to sort it out the same way if the air conditioning breaks  I'm not going to ask a property manager to repair it .

Whenever you have a buisness that has people wearing to many hats that are outside their expertise that is when you have major problems and that is what has been happening at Parramatta and that is why we have major fucking problems and it is why Max Donnelly has to be removed ASAP .  Would Nick Politis have a accountant review his club's footy operations? Hell no , but our Chairman in all his wisdom thinks having his accountant  buddy review the club's footy operations is a brilliant idea and the hilarious thing is that it is because of the decisions Max Donnelly has made that we need this review . 

It is common knowledge that Bums and dopes are easily impressed by what is written on paper and Bernie Gurr is a prime example of this , yes Bernie was the CEO of the roosters for 9 yesrs but he also had Nick Politis , James Packer and many others of the same ilk hold his back up , if Bernie was the CEO for those 9 years or a monkey was the CEO for those 9 yesrs the same result would of occured , don't forget that Brian Canavan was a school teacher and was the Roosters CEO for years .  Just to prove how the roosters only need a CEO for a mouth piece , when Samsung cancelled their sponsorship of the chooks after a series of off field incidents and the club needed a new major sponsor what did they do ?? Nick Politis called David Gyngell and a week later steggles signed on . 

Bernie Gurr has failed in everything he has done at parra and  although you have morons who try to play it down and point to his education and training the cold hard facts are that he has been a massive failure .  We have people who think that just because Bernie Gurr played some reserve grade 50 years ago that he is qaulifed to be a footy manager , that is the standard these people have for the club the same standard that had them praise and defend the biggest idiot to ever grace the club in Steve Sharp .

Max Donnelly is a poison that needs to be removed ASAP , when this guy was appointed to the club we had governance issues not financial issues yet all he has done is act as if the club is on the verge of bankruptcy and apart from putting in place a new criteria that directors must meet which was a fans idea and not his  he has done fuck all  .  The the most important thing that Max Donnelly had to do was make sure the the past never become part of  the club's future by banning ex directors and administrators from ever being involved with the club again , he told us time and time again that he was able to go straight the the sports minister and have these reforms forced in yet two weeks ago he told us that he was not going through with banning ex directors amd administrators . 

Max Donnelly and Bernie Gurr both said that the football club needed to be as self sufficient as possible ( No shit ) so how does a football club become as self sufficient as possible??? 

1. Sponsorship dollars 

2. Ticket sale dollars 

3. Merchandise sale dollars 

So how does a footy club keep these dollars coming in ? By being successful on the field and how do you help a footy club be successful ? Buy giving the footy club all the resources and help it needs . The question that needs  to be asked is how the fuck do Max and Bernie expect the footy team to be successful enough to be as  self sufficient as possible when it takes away what is needed to be successful? 

If the club simply had no money then fair enough but the leagues could of easily funded a professional footy manager and it could of easily replaced the assistant coaches or even kept the old ones , regardless of how anyone feels about the Bush Coach he deserved to have all the tools he needs to coach regardless if those tools help him or not . The leagues club was built to fund the footy club , if the old ladies want a new bus shelter and BA wants something then the footy team comes first and it's had always been that way until Max came along  , Many fans donated their skills and building materials to help build the leagues club  becuse it was going to help the footy team . 

Their have been two occasions that the leagues club took big financial hits , when the poker machine tax came in and the smoking ban , the leagues club in the last 5 years has been thriving in comparison to those  two events the leagues club went through.  Dennis Fitzgerald never once cut funding to the footy club that would effect the teams chances of success , he he saved money in other areas and always gave the footy department what it needed.

Are we meant to believe that  even with the $22m the club  spent in the last two years that had the leagues club funded a footy manager and new assistants that it was going to go broke ? If you believe it then ask why Max and Bernie have hired Kidwell? Ask why the club has said they will now look to hire a footy manager? Has the leagues club all of a sudden had this massive influx of money that it now can fund these things? Of course not .

Max Donnelly does not give a flying fuck about the footy team as he just wants to be able to say that he went to the eels that were in crisis ( not financial crises ) and left saving the leagues club $6m while the footy team is buried . Thanks to Max and Berne the footy club will have even less money because we will have sponsors who will not renew their sponsorship beyond this year , the club's Sponsorship dollar value will go further down , merchandise sales will be less and ticket sales for games will be less.

If you take over any business and need to do a review in the 2nd year then you have morons running the show , it's because of Max and Bernie's fuck ups that the club need a internal review and they get a accountant to do it , all members , fans and sponsors should be outraged and disgusted by what these people have done the club and no excuses can be made for them unless you have piss poor standards like many on here are known for . 

 

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  • Well said fong, nothing but truth in this blog, and a few dope quotes.

  • Great blog fongy, spot on, we are in a massive mess.

  • I agree with all of this in it's entirety - great blog Fongy.

    I still have no idea what these people hope to achieve with this "review".

    The club is genuinely in crisis at the moment. Thank God we have money - because we have nothing else.

  • I honestly thought that they would bring in a Vet to do the audit because it makes as much sense as an accountant reviewing the football operations

  • Anyone who questions anything you have said Fong has absolutely no idea whatsoever.

    Sharp was an absolute dope but at least he had the best interests of the club at heart, Bernie and Max couldn’t give two shits about the football club at all.  We should be one of the absolute powerhouses of the comp instead we are continually the laughing stock.

    • It is sad when you can compare an administration to Sharp and have Sharp come out on top in any way isn't it?

    • I'd say anyone that questions anything in this blog is a bona fide fucking dope.

    • What a surprise. Figs being the usual mimic.

      • I'll ask again Muppet who the fuck are you???

  • I'd have to agree with most of that Fong. Max has a job to do, and as you say this has nothing to do with the on-field performance of the club. The appointment of Bernie is an extension of that - he was brought in solely to help the football club be more self sufficient and stop leaking money. I don't know what the club's finances are now or whether that has improved. I always expected Bernie's term to be short, handing over to someone who can take the club forward in better financial shape.

    If members voted for the governance changes last year, we would probably have a new chairman by now. Bernie would also be due for a review of his performance, and I suspect that a well functioning board would be asking some serious questions (as you have raised).

    The football club is going to suffer until the governance issue is sorted. Max said himself that he is not going anywhere until that is done, and I doubt he will ram this through via the minister (who may not actually act on it anyway). Max is doing the job he was installed to do, it's just not helping the Eels or fans. What we do need though is some passion for the football team at the board, chairman and CEO level. I don't see that we have that at the moment.

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