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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Posted by Poppa on January 20, 2026 at 10:25am in Humour

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.

They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.

Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait" feet.

Ryan Matterson has been asked to lead swimmers in the deeper surf and stay out there for awhile. Rumour has it he has a drum line attached to balance his movements.

We hope all our players have a safe trip......but we are Parramatta!!

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  • Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 January 20, 2026 at 11:40am

    9Ploppa has offered himself to become Lennox head's inaugural life guard for the Parramatta Eels and has brought his very own self inflatable rescue buoy if any Eels get into trouble.  Pop said its a well used apparatus and has patched up all orifices in case of air leaking 

     Pops has also sanitised her with bleach and disinfectants as he is aware that and std's would be a serious breach of nrl covid protocols

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    • Make Parra Great Again > Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 January 20, 2026 at 11:46am

      time to get some lube & tissues, can rub a quick one out on this lil' hottie

      • Poppa > Make Parra Great Again January 20, 2026 at 2:03pm

        I must admit its hard for us old folks, they don't make dolls like they used......gawd I cannot see the area where you put the hose in?

        Its time's like this we need a couple of oldies but goodies!

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  • fishbulb January 25, 2026 at 6:05pm

    Surely moses just parts the sea... that'd fuck the noahs right up

     

    • Poppa > fishbulb January 25, 2026 at 6:47pm

      good thinking fishy.....we need someone with your background to set this straight.....

      I have heard that parting the ways, is one of your specialties.

      • fishbulb > Poppa January 25, 2026 at 7:00pm

        Yes, much better at that than parting my hair,  of which i have none.

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fishbulb replied to Poppa's discussion Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
"Yes, much better at that than parting my hair,  of which i have none."
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
"good thinking fishy.....we need someone with your background to set this straight.....
I have heard that parting the ways, is one of your specialties."
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EA replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
"Hey PT, do you know why Sorovi and Risati didnt play the trials?"
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paul taylor replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
"Agree, without doubt probably the worst article I have read in a while.  Like  for LIke replacement, Rep player, versatile and obviously talented. mmmmmm few on that list "
2 hours ago
fishbulb replied to Poppa's discussion Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
"Surely moses just parts the sea... that'd fuck the noahs right up
 "
2 hours ago
fishbulb replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
"Interesting definition of comparable in this article lol!"
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LB replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
"Though do Melbourne see this as a chance to win in 2026? Bellamy's last year more likely."
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Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Melbourne have everything to do with the release agreement if they've already signed, or taken action to sign Lomax outside the terms of the agreement....exactly, but they would not have done that unless the NRL gave them the thumbs up. We don't…"
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Hell On Eels replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
"LB, me too.
A swap deal is not impossible. The issue is that while there may be legal leverage, Lomax remains a risky exchange and likely a temporary sugar hit.
If I were another club, I would not want to lose long term quality players for him, as…"
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macybrown replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
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Kenny Power replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
"This was the stupidest article ever
baeucally replace lomax for whatever shitty centre a club has 
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Poupou Escobar replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"I suspect this might be what's going on Adam."
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Hell On Eels replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
"Bluey, Randy, good points.
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Adam Magrath replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Official Club Statement: Parramatta Eels commence legal proceedings against Zac Lomax
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LB replied to Johnny Suede's discussion What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
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Do Melbourne drop off and Lomax goes to Union?"
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