Social Blogs

Share

Second Interview with the Man on the Hillnother round

Posted by Parramanaic on February 9, 2019 at 1:58pm in Humour

me: Testing one two three...testing, testing...I think I got it working...right, I managed to somehow calm the Man On The Hill down by buying him a round...Feeling better?

MOTH: Beer's taste like piss, did ya piss in this or something?

Me: just drink the (bleep) thing, will yah? The 1EE wants a decent interview without you going off your rocker. You know, that last interview sucked?

MOTH: Ask me some better questions then, (bleep).

Me: This year, how it looks to you?

MOTH: Dunno, we bought okay. Fergo, he's a decent buy. Nothing like big Semi. Man, he can (bleep) run. Guess chasing them goats in Fiji would do that ta ya

Me:You think missing Semi ruined our season?

MOTH: Who?

Me: Semi.

MOTH: Who?

Me: For (bleep) sake SEMI!

MOTH: Oh...him...yeah, yeah suppose so. Yeah...shit, just missed out on a (bleep) free spin...(bleep)

Me: Who think you think will be our best player?

                     (silence. Just the sound of the YEEEHAAA from the poker machine)

Me: Did you hear my question?

MOTH: Shit...see that? If that (bleep bleep) just joined up with that (bleep bleep) then I would've won feature...what question?

Me: Our best player?

MOTH: Uhhh... that bloke we got from Manly, what's his name?

Me: Shaun Lane?

MOTH: (Bleep) yeah yeah yeah...free spin!

Me: You think BA will last the season?

MOTH: You ask that before (bleep). Ask another question, like am I gonna get me end in tonight with Fat Susie?

Me: Who's...uhhh...Fat Susie?

MOTH: That one there with her legs opened? You blind or something (bleep)? The one's who's flashing her undies at me!

Me: Mate, think I'm wasting my time here...

MOTH: Shit! Again...you're (bleeping) bad luck, man, why don't you just (bleep) off and who's this One Eyed Eels site you talking about? Is that a poofters site or something? (Bleep) off, will yah?

Me: I guess the interview is terminated. Thank you for wasting the one eyed eels time, Man on the hill, any last words?

MOTH: Yeah...tell that (bleep) Frankie (bleep) Fong I got crabs from him. 

Me: uhhh righto...guess that's the end of the interview with the...uhhh....man on the hill...sorry for wasting yout time...

MOTH: (Bleep) won (bleep) ffity bucks now I can shag Susie!

 

 

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Email me when people reply –
Follow

Latest comments

Snake '1EE safety officer' replied to Tad "living in a world of spin"'s discussion What would someone close to you like to see you change about yourself
"My lady has asked me to get a penis reduction, she says its too big to cope with, says i need to get down under 10 inches.
So i suppose thats what id change."
3 hours ago
Parra power replied to Frankie Fong's discussion WHY SOME CLUBS ARE ALWAYS ON TOP
"& what makes me even more angry is seeing Todd greenberg in the roosters sheds after tonight’s game. "
3 hours ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion We must sign David Fifita.
"We need to use Parrys cheapness for a year or two. Sign another good centre on ok money. Nothing insane.  Use parry as a back up and fall to guy like all great clubs do. Throwing him straight into first grade full time is just stupid. Use him as a b…"
4 hours ago
fake midget pseudoachondroplasia replied to Gray Fox's discussion My crazy left field idea while Brown's suspended
"I think terapo for lock if fit or even Nikuore as he has been playing with agreession in the middle which would partially help fill the massive void Brown leaves.   
One more move I would like to see is taka on bench when Fergo returns, especially f…"
4 hours ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion We must sign David Fifita.
"If klemmer  is worth 800k, then Fifita is easily worth a million.  "
4 hours ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion We must sign David Fifita.
"He is easily worth a million these days.  The blokes a game changer if he has a good spine and players around him. He has to move to a whole new country.for the warriors . "
4 hours ago
DR WONG.MD BSA (THE SLUGG SLAYER replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion We must sign David Fifita.
"All you are saying Paul is that you need to buy a premiership. What are the Roosters going to do after Cronk leaves? "
4 hours ago
fake midget pseudoachondroplasia replied to Frankie Fong's discussion WHY SOME CLUBS ARE ALWAYS ON TOP
"The roosters identify talent better than anyone in current comp, and have proven that with the names mentioned above that debuted and then made their name.  They also have a lot of unknown names on minimum or very low contracts relying on the big na…"
4 hours ago
colin hussey replied to Poppa's discussion Nathan Brown was ill disciplined all night and arguably cost us the game and maybe the next 2 as well
"Thing for me Tad, over the past few games, there are two players on the bench who have not performed. 1: Alvaro, while he has moments of good play he is not impacting in both defence and attack, he was better even last year but this year has really…"
5 hours ago
colin hussey replied to Parra power's discussion BROWN FREE TO PLAY FINALS.
"Reverse those two, Kafusi run on 13 and Marata off the bench as needed.
Kafusi is playing at 13 with Wenty, but can also play prop where he has been in the NRL Team previously,  "
5 hours ago
colin hussey replied to Gray Fox's discussion My crazy left field idea while Brown's suspended
"Stone can cover for Mahoney when he goes off, which keeps Gutho in his rightfull spot at fullback, Stone has played 9 in the past with some success but can also provide utility value to also replace whoever goes to lock, if needed. For me Kafusi to…"
5 hours ago
Tad "living in a world of spin" replied to Poppa's discussion Nathan Brown was ill disciplined all night and arguably cost us the game and maybe the next 2 as well
"Colin I have also noted some 19 year olds being given opportunities this weekend. I am sitting on the fence regarding changes to the side as I don,t know enough about the options. One thing we need to consider is that our defense has been steadily i…"
5 hours ago
colin hussey replied to Cranky Brad is here!!!'s discussion We must sign David Fifita.
"Parry is on development contract, is 20 now, 2 years younger than Ramien, how extra to get Ramien over Parry who will likely have a year left for 2020, how do we know he is not potentially better than Ramien without giving him the chances.  
What ge…"
6 hours ago
Blaze replied to Frankie Fong's discussion WHY SOME CLUBS ARE ALWAYS ON TOP
"No matter how much u try to fit the roosters team under the cap it doesn't make any sense. There current team looks better or just as good as  the 2009 Melbourne storm team, that were reported 2million over the cap for that year.
Tedesco, latrel, cr…"
6 hours ago
DR WONG.MD BSA (THE SLUGG SLAYER replied to Frankie Fong's discussion WHY SOME CLUBS ARE ALWAYS ON TOP
"The VS Commodore will be worth more than the range rover in 20yrs time Paul."
6 hours ago
colin hussey replied to Poppa's discussion Nathan Brown was ill disciplined all night and arguably cost us the game and maybe the next 2 as well
"Tad, I think Fergo will be keen to go, despite some weight loss and if its up to around 5kg may actually advantage him but, the issue is more the match fitness part as well.
We have to make changes to the bench even if NB was playing  What the doggi…"
6 hours ago
More…