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Second Interview with the Man on the Hillnother round

Posted by Parramanaic on February 9, 2019 at 1:58pm in Humour

me: Testing one two three...testing, testing...I think I got it working...right, I managed to somehow calm the Man On The Hill down by buying him a round...Feeling better?

MOTH: Beer's taste like piss, did ya piss in this or something?

Me: just drink the (bleep) thing, will yah? The 1EE wants a decent interview without you going off your rocker. You know, that last interview sucked?

MOTH: Ask me some better questions then, (bleep).

Me: This year, how it looks to you?

MOTH: Dunno, we bought okay. Fergo, he's a decent buy. Nothing like big Semi. Man, he can (bleep) run. Guess chasing them goats in Fiji would do that ta ya

Me:You think missing Semi ruined our season?

MOTH: Who?

Me: Semi.

MOTH: Who?

Me: For (bleep) sake SEMI!

MOTH: Oh...him...yeah, yeah suppose so. Yeah...shit, just missed out on a (bleep) free spin...(bleep)

Me: Who think you think will be our best player?

                     (silence. Just the sound of the YEEEHAAA from the poker machine)

Me: Did you hear my question?

MOTH: Shit...see that? If that (bleep bleep) just joined up with that (bleep bleep) then I would've won feature...what question?

Me: Our best player?

MOTH: Uhhh... that bloke we got from Manly, what's his name?

Me: Shaun Lane?

MOTH: (Bleep) yeah yeah yeah...free spin!

Me: You think BA will last the season?

MOTH: You ask that before (bleep). Ask another question, like am I gonna get me end in tonight with Fat Susie?

Me: Who's...uhhh...Fat Susie?

MOTH: That one there with her legs opened? You blind or something (bleep)? The one's who's flashing her undies at me!

Me: Mate, think I'm wasting my time here...

MOTH: Shit! Again...you're (bleeping) bad luck, man, why don't you just (bleep) off and who's this One Eyed Eels site you talking about? Is that a poofters site or something? (Bleep) off, will yah?

Me: I guess the interview is terminated. Thank you for wasting the one eyed eels time, Man on the hill, any last words?

MOTH: Yeah...tell that (bleep) Frankie (bleep) Fong I got crabs from him. 

Me: uhhh righto...guess that's the end of the interview with the...uhhh....man on the hill...sorry for wasting yout time...

MOTH: (Bleep) won (bleep) ffity bucks now I can shag Susie!

 

 

 

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