Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

"I agree that "the only way forward is to identify mistakes, call them out and fix them". By hyper-critical I more meant that some of us get hung up on characterizing our mistakes. Recent revelations reveal that some of these "mistakes" are infact…"

"It shows the club too we are not a fan base that always complain about everything. We have given, a somewhat controversial board, a big pat on the back and cheer of support. We are demonstrating here that we can align and say something is good. They…"

"Hector, we may still indeed get raw-prawned. Court will do what the court will do but at least our ducks are lined up and we stood our ground under duress. To me, that really does count for something"

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- Robert Lloyd > Tad October 23, 2020 at 7:50pm
  
  Tad : Where do the flies go in Winter? Sparrow Fart does not exist anymore!
  - Tad > Robert Lloyd October 23, 2020 at 8:04pm
    
    Robert---when a bird flies his wings go up and down.When his wings go down his body naturally goes up That .Makes sense. When his wings go up why doesn,t his body go down?
    - fishbulb > Tad October 23, 2020 at 8:07pm
      
      Surely it's a matter of perspective....
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" October 23, 2020 at 12:29pm

I just had a Random thought, it was so random it wandered away before I could thnk of it.
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      - Tad October 23, 2020 at 4:14pm
        
        Thanks Slugg You have inspired me Mate Have been thinking about doing a blog on Impignorate. Yes it is a real word
        
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        Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" October 23, 2020 at 6:09pm
        
        We are all pawns Tad.
        
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        fishbulb October 23, 2020 at 6:38pm
        
        That seems fishy to me.
        
        fishbulb October 23, 2020 at 6:45pm
        
        He is a master baiter.
        
        Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > fishbulb October 23, 2020 at 6:56pm
        
        Slugg has never shelled out for anythng.
        
        Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" October 23, 2020 at 7:12pm
        
        Watch it with the "old" insults.