Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
  • This reply was deleted.
    • Yes Slugg I am getting to the stage where I think about that stuff more often these days.. That's an okay thing to do for a short while and then try and move on somehow. I like watching or reading biographies of other people to see how they interpreted things that happened through their lives.I always felt some comfort in that.

      • This reply was deleted.
        • I have seen it but can,t remember much of it.

           

          • This reply was deleted.
            • honestly,. I am amazed at how you and PT remember these things. I used to love watching a lot of B/W movies. They really show a huge cultural shift in how our realities have changed over the years. They were hard years in a lot of material ways but very fruitful with belonging to a community of sorts.You knew a lot more people more intimately in those days.

               

              • This reply was deleted.
                • I think we are bombarded with so much coming from everywhere. No much time to use our own imagination--its all laid out for you..Somebody elses reality thrown out at you and your own imagination is not exercised anymore. Maybe we lose part of our own identity in that type of process..Reading books was something that exercised your imagination and I think much better in shaping you as a person. Not seeing the nipples probably was more arousing for a male than having it thrust down your throat

                  • This reply was deleted.
                    • Not even Clark Kent could change as quickly as Bogart

                       

                  • Actually thrust down one’s throat would probably do it more so for me Tad! 

                • Just watched that clip Slugg. Mate, I look at old paintings a lot and had the same thought process in watching that clip. The realization that all those people are now all long gone. Depressing I know. We sometimes don,t like thinking about that. But it is a reality and we should be more open about those things to get a proper sense of what a full life means. I think thats why people look for things like spirituality and religion to help keep a more positive view of life..I was speaking to a dear friend who is in her 80,s today. She is a highly intelligent person who lost her partner 2 years ago. We had a lovely conversation about how she talks to her deceased partner during the day and feels his presence around her all the time.I lost my parent's ages ago and my sister a few years ago and their presence is around me a lot..I think this lady would be completely lost without that the positiveness of her partner's presence around her every day Love talking to her about this stuff as it keeps those relationships alive.. 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Michael W. replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Surely you can't be that naive to think that MON has more say in recruitment than Ryles. "
4 minutes ago
TolEllts replied to Mallee57's discussion What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
"100% agree. The FO executives is clearly prioritising and looking at the Balance Sheets results rather than the on field results. As long as the cash is coming in, they will feel that they are doing it right. Sadly, we cannot totally blame them…"
35 minutes ago
JC replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Most of his first grade games came last year when really he shouldn't have been playing first grade yet, well not as much as he did at least.
He is very raw and should have been slowly introduced to first grade over last season and this but the club…"
35 minutes ago
JC replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"He has really bad technique,  he plants his feet early and then leans (sometimes falls) in the direction the ball carrier runs using just his upper body to basically hug the ball carrier. This very poor technique (don't know how he made it past…"
44 minutes ago
macybrown replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Imo Kelma is one of the laziest defenders we've ever had... honestly think he has been lucky with us to have had so many first grade games. Im actually surprised he gonna try his luck elsewhere, unless it's just us encouraging him to do so. Tata!"
1 hour ago
Nitram replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"An opposing club that picks him up thinks our coaching and defensive systems are the issue or otherwise they are passing. Just like how Penrith took blaize Talagi despite him being garbage in defence with us. But as we saw against bulldogs Penrith…"
1 hour ago
Angry Eel replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Where do we need to recruit? List of player and where we have cover and where we dont. Brackets are the cover player
1. Iongi (Twiddle)
2. need to sign (Bailey simmonson)
3 Will Penisini (needs someone putting pressure on him)
4. Samrani (needs…"
1 hour ago
Longfin Eel replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Agreed, Kautonga's still very young and inexperienced. We have seen glimpses of what he is capable of, but clearly needs much more development. Ideally he'd spend some stints in Cup honing certain skills, but we don't have anybody to take his place."
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Cheika would be interesting, he definitely has a presence. Not sure he has the credentials, but it would definitely be worth the exploration.
As for MON, I agree the actual job description he applied for (it was online) and the statement the club…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Experiences meeting Sporting personalities
"I had the same problem, I had to sign all the raffle tickets I sold.....it was hard in those days when it was only pen and ink.
Of course what they didn't know was all those raffle tickets had my name on them !!!!"
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"The job description MON was hired under and the club statement of his appointment contradict your view Michael.
Of course the coach is involved. But the buck stops with the GM of Football as per the clubs statements."
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Experiences meeting Sporting personalities
"LB, I am very impressed, here you are just turned 19, have your own son and to think 10 years ago you were still collecting autographs.
That means you got your teachers accreditation when you were about 15....smart boy. Can't wait to see you when…"
2 hours ago
Michael W. replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"As far as player retention goes, it's up to the coach who we chase, sign or re-sign, not MON."
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"Cappy to be fair, that is a house keeping statement, with the subheadings across a spectrum of responsibilities.
It also includes the following; "Mark will be working very closely with our Head Coach, Brad Arthur."
Now strictly speaking the…"
2 hours ago
Yehez replied to Roy tannous's discussion Kelma to explore other options
"If we're signing SuA then of course he's going. Even if we're not I think I'd rather throw Latu or play Williams than him. 
He's not bad, Kelma, but he really still has too many brain farts for someone of his experience. "
2 hours ago
Who Cares replied to LB's discussion Experiences meeting Sporting personalities
"Heres a few
Got on the piss one year with Daniel Wagon and Jamie Lyon after a charity event, have met Adrian Morley, 
Keiran Foran and his family came to the resturant i was working at, Brett Stewart is a great guy and Cliff Lyons is as you would…"
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2325

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>