Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
  • This reply was deleted.
    • Yes Slugg I am getting to the stage where I think about that stuff more often these days.. That's an okay thing to do for a short while and then try and move on somehow. I like watching or reading biographies of other people to see how they interpreted things that happened through their lives.I always felt some comfort in that.

      • This reply was deleted.
        • I have seen it but can,t remember much of it.

           

          • This reply was deleted.
            • honestly,. I am amazed at how you and PT remember these things. I used to love watching a lot of B/W movies. They really show a huge cultural shift in how our realities have changed over the years. They were hard years in a lot of material ways but very fruitful with belonging to a community of sorts.You knew a lot more people more intimately in those days.

               

              • This reply was deleted.
                • I think we are bombarded with so much coming from everywhere. No much time to use our own imagination--its all laid out for you..Somebody elses reality thrown out at you and your own imagination is not exercised anymore. Maybe we lose part of our own identity in that type of process..Reading books was something that exercised your imagination and I think much better in shaping you as a person. Not seeing the nipples probably was more arousing for a male than having it thrust down your throat

                  • This reply was deleted.
                    • Not even Clark Kent could change as quickly as Bogart

                       

                  • Actually thrust down one’s throat would probably do it more so for me Tad! 

                • Just watched that clip Slugg. Mate, I look at old paintings a lot and had the same thought process in watching that clip. The realization that all those people are now all long gone. Depressing I know. We sometimes don,t like thinking about that. But it is a reality and we should be more open about those things to get a proper sense of what a full life means. I think thats why people look for things like spirituality and religion to help keep a more positive view of life..I was speaking to a dear friend who is in her 80,s today. She is a highly intelligent person who lost her partner 2 years ago. We had a lovely conversation about how she talks to her deceased partner during the day and feels his presence around her all the time.I lost my parent's ages ago and my sister a few years ago and their presence is around me a lot..I think this lady would be completely lost without that the positiveness of her partner's presence around her every day Love talking to her about this stuff as it keeps those relationships alive.. 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"Penisini was not our problem last week. I know he makes a few dumb mistakes, but we have bigger problems than him. "
7 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"Stats aren't everything, but:
Penisini V the Storm
13 runs for 157m (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 159m)
PCM's - 52 (Eels 2nd best - Kitione 62m)
Tackle Breaks - 6 (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 7)
Line breaks - 2 (Eels best, we only had 3 all up) 
Tackles 9 / 4…"
17 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to Roy tannous's discussion Eels offering Jordan samrani
"Well said, Coryn.
If those figures (850k/900k) are accurate, you’d think it’s for this season also - which is possible with the compassionate reasoning?
I doubt Samrani is really being offered but we are a far better team with Barnett than without…"
27 minutes ago
Angry Eel replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"Maybe Penisini has been traded to the warriors for Barnett lol"
29 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"I think the situation says more about Samrani 's rise rather than what's happening with Penasini "
30 minutes ago
Titan replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"Well done Samrani. About time Will was dropped. Horrendous defender, slow, can't pass."
47 minutes ago
LB replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"Not sure if he is dropped. More likely copped a knock. But if he is dropped, it shows Ryles doesn't give a you know what about feelings of playerrs."
48 minutes ago
Eels95 replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"Id be shocked if he was dropped. We were terrible last week. You don't just drop 1 person after that to prove a point. Could have picked up a niggle we didn't see or something at training. "
51 minutes ago
Eels95 replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"For Depth?  Like everyone claims we don't have enough of
 "
52 minutes ago
LB replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"I mean better to have more bodies with experience than not. If you don't play them then so be it but if really need him he is there."
53 minutes ago
Parraboy replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"So why'd we sign Kelly can someone explain that to me?"
57 minutes ago
LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse
"Your last part about a thrashing, not saying you are wrong to think that but how sad is it that coming into the season we see this game full strength as being hard, might lose but close. To now with pretty much the same team it is can only see…"
1 hour ago
LB replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse
"Simonsson has played his best football for the club at Centre. 2023 he had a great season playing Centre. "
1 hour ago
Acme replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse
"I'm not sure anyone played pretty well last week!"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Roy tannous's discussion Eels offering Jordan samrani
""Curate's egg" Parraborn.....look it up."
1 hour ago
Jack replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Will Penasini dropped - Jordan Samrani in
"About time tbh. Prob what he needs "
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2188

 

Can Pezet leave already

Jeez..The amount of articles I've seen of Jonah glazing Brisbane and talking bout Ezra and Reece.Not even being focused on us.That could be a massive issue if his heads already in Brisbane and his not focused here.Fck I still hate this signing,just…

Read more…
3 Replies · Reply by Yehez 1 hour ago
Views: 206

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>