Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
  • This reply was deleted.
    • Yes Slugg I am getting to the stage where I think about that stuff more often these days.. That's an okay thing to do for a short while and then try and move on somehow. I like watching or reading biographies of other people to see how they interpreted things that happened through their lives.I always felt some comfort in that.

      • This reply was deleted.
        • I have seen it but can,t remember much of it.

           

          • This reply was deleted.
            • honestly,. I am amazed at how you and PT remember these things. I used to love watching a lot of B/W movies. They really show a huge cultural shift in how our realities have changed over the years. They were hard years in a lot of material ways but very fruitful with belonging to a community of sorts.You knew a lot more people more intimately in those days.

               

              • This reply was deleted.
                • I think we are bombarded with so much coming from everywhere. No much time to use our own imagination--its all laid out for you..Somebody elses reality thrown out at you and your own imagination is not exercised anymore. Maybe we lose part of our own identity in that type of process..Reading books was something that exercised your imagination and I think much better in shaping you as a person. Not seeing the nipples probably was more arousing for a male than having it thrust down your throat

                  • This reply was deleted.
                    • Not even Clark Kent could change as quickly as Bogart

                       

                  • Actually thrust down one’s throat would probably do it more so for me Tad! 

                • Just watched that clip Slugg. Mate, I look at old paintings a lot and had the same thought process in watching that clip. The realization that all those people are now all long gone. Depressing I know. We sometimes don,t like thinking about that. But it is a reality and we should be more open about those things to get a proper sense of what a full life means. I think thats why people look for things like spirituality and religion to help keep a more positive view of life..I was speaking to a dear friend who is in her 80,s today. She is a highly intelligent person who lost her partner 2 years ago. We had a lovely conversation about how she talks to her deceased partner during the day and feels his presence around her all the time.I lost my parent's ages ago and my sister a few years ago and their presence is around me a lot..I think this lady would be completely lost without that the positiveness of her partner's presence around her every day Love talking to her about this stuff as it keeps those relationships alive.. 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

BEM replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"Agree 💯 "
6 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"Check biggest need on the roster spend and identify accordingly."
28 minutes ago
Zip zip replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"Parra coming off a two week break and Sharks backing up after a 5 day turnaround... after playing for 90 mins in golden point.
If Parra don't win, might as well collect the wooden spoon now.
 "
48 minutes ago
Electric Eel 2 replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"Bugger! He would be ideal. "
55 minutes ago
LB replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"Not so much paying big for Cobbo that's the issue, why do we need a Winger in general?"
1 hour ago
LB replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"He is contracted til 2029 on $900k a season."
1 hour ago
Parra_Greg replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"Magic Round is always a terrible time for us we have been flogged many times since the inception ...I remember a few by melbourne yikes.
Unfortunately Sharks in a cantor...too much at stake .
I can see Willy P having a defensive stinker with his…"
1 hour ago
Bert de Naturál✌️™ replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"NOSsa amigo, great read. "
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"Good to see you are appreciating quality work such as what NOS does Wiz. (I wrote that and saved it from the first edition LOL)
I am not a great one with statisics either but we still need to look at all sides of an equation before coming to a…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"I am sure there was no pun intended Arnie but it is appropriate in the context."
1 hour ago
Electric Eel 2 replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"Throw some coin at Olakuatu!"
2 hours ago
macybrown replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"Great write up NOS!
im just glad we aren't kicking off as usual on Sunday night after grounds been churned. That's a positive... less stress ;)
expecting Sharks to make up for their last show and loss. Reckon Nicho to have a big game he is due for…"
2 hours ago
Electric Eel 2 replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"Junior Nsamba"
2 hours ago
Mitchy replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"I cannot see the club paying large $$$ for a player like NAS; but who knows. Ryles comes across as someone like Bellamy who would look at younger type guys and maybe some fwds with skin in the game; who knows. 
Cobbo - not for me. We have Lomax,…"
2 hours ago
Mathew Clarke replied to LB's discussion War chest, what could we look at?
"I like the look of the young black English second rower that someone mentioned on another blog. I can't remeber his name but he looked big and mobile and we need some good second row options.
 "
2 hours ago
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER replied to Nightmare Off-Season's discussion GAME DAY BLOG R9 V SHARKS
"We nerd to start winning or we will get the spoon and i hope we beat Newcastle when we play them because it be my first trip to Newcastle and i never saw Parramatta win in a live game"
2 hours ago
More…

 

War chest, what could we look at?

So if Junior Paulo rumours are true and if Lane and Matto move on, Parramatta could have as much as $4mil to spend in 2026. NRL rules state they need to spend 90% of their cap so most of that $4mil will need to be spent. One issue being there is…

Read more…
20 Replies · Reply by BEM 6 minutes ago
Views: 652

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>