Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
  • This reply was deleted.
    • Yes Slugg I am getting to the stage where I think about that stuff more often these days.. That's an okay thing to do for a short while and then try and move on somehow. I like watching or reading biographies of other people to see how they interpreted things that happened through their lives.I always felt some comfort in that.

      • This reply was deleted.
        • I have seen it but can,t remember much of it.

           

          • This reply was deleted.
            • honestly,. I am amazed at how you and PT remember these things. I used to love watching a lot of B/W movies. They really show a huge cultural shift in how our realities have changed over the years. They were hard years in a lot of material ways but very fruitful with belonging to a community of sorts.You knew a lot more people more intimately in those days.

               

              • This reply was deleted.
                • I think we are bombarded with so much coming from everywhere. No much time to use our own imagination--its all laid out for you..Somebody elses reality thrown out at you and your own imagination is not exercised anymore. Maybe we lose part of our own identity in that type of process..Reading books was something that exercised your imagination and I think much better in shaping you as a person. Not seeing the nipples probably was more arousing for a male than having it thrust down your throat

                  • This reply was deleted.
                    • Not even Clark Kent could change as quickly as Bogart

                       

                  • Actually thrust down one’s throat would probably do it more so for me Tad! 

                • Just watched that clip Slugg. Mate, I look at old paintings a lot and had the same thought process in watching that clip. The realization that all those people are now all long gone. Depressing I know. We sometimes don,t like thinking about that. But it is a reality and we should be more open about those things to get a proper sense of what a full life means. I think thats why people look for things like spirituality and religion to help keep a more positive view of life..I was speaking to a dear friend who is in her 80,s today. She is a highly intelligent person who lost her partner 2 years ago. We had a lovely conversation about how she talks to her deceased partner during the day and feels his presence around her all the time.I lost my parent's ages ago and my sister a few years ago and their presence is around me a lot..I think this lady would be completely lost without that the positiveness of her partner's presence around her every day Love talking to her about this stuff as it keeps those relationships alive.. 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Coryn Hughes replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"https://youtu.be/b88Ed7dOnrU?si=n-VSPE6ENPa4UiRW
I mean this guy here has huge potential the ceiling is extremely high I think the body type for an nrl outside back this guys the guy."
1 minute ago
Mallee57 replied to Prof. Daz's discussion R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess
"I reckon the Eels will win this game by 10+ If the Lomax court issue is on the 3rd ( not sure) the outcome ( hopefully/surely ) in Eels favour could have some 'mental' influence on the game depending on the outcome..On paper and trial form the Eels…"
26 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"Sivo versus Tedesco: "call an ambulance; maybe a priest"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vli99SRmyhA"
1 hour ago
Prof. Daz replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"Radradra versus a prop (Graham)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dP6N_RwRckw"
1 hour ago
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"That's a change, he's usually called an old gent"
1 hour ago
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra
"😂"
1 hour ago
Richard Jackson replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"Poppa you're a gent."
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"There's not a lot to being a smart operator Richard, just remembering there is always someone smarter waiting around the corner.
In your case Richard you are "natures" gentleman and it takes a lot more work and patience than being smart LOL..... you…"
4 hours ago
Anguillidae replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra
"The one they call the 'mini-bus'... (half-a-coach). LOL"
4 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to Johnny Suede's discussion The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year
"No worries, you strike me as the eternal optimist "
5 hours ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Johnny Suede's discussion The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year
"My comments are around winning the comp when I'm ultra critical there are still some important pieces missing for us to win the comp.
This thing like in any professional sport starts off the park do I see us in that realm of a Melbourne and alike no…"
5 hours ago
Richard Jackson replied to Richard Jackson's discussion Recalling Our Favourite Fijian Superstars
"Yes Shane I never saw Semi get a sweat-up. What a package-granite body-speed to burn plus brains and guile. A winner. Thanks for the news of his success in Europe Coryn good to hear he fought off homesickness long  enough to secure his families…"
5 hours ago
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐's discussion Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra
"With Mal's coaching Bears by 50+"
5 hours ago
The Badger replied to Johnny Suede's discussion The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year
"As usual, I have zero expectations to avoid disappointment. 
If we go well ... that's great. (and what I want)
If we go shit ....oh well, next year."
6 hours ago
Adam Magrath replied to Johnny Suede's discussion The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year
"Interesting comment, especially considering your previous remarks over a lengthy period of time on all matter of things the club does.
So optimism is your default emotion at the beginning of each season? Nothing changes from year to year, no matter…"
7 hours ago
Eli Stephens replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"I've noticed Iongi is back on IG, he had deactivated his account lol. I'm guessing it's all been sorted out behind the scenes and should get some update by Monday "
7 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2126

 

Matt Burton

He has yet to extend with the Bulldogs.   Do you think we should have a red hot crack at him.  Such a great player,   versatile, kicker,goalkicker.Lots of positives....BUT could we afford him or attract him to Parra ??

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 76

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>