Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid!
A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling memory problems. Their names were Sir Col and Slugg.....
They entered the house, exchanged warm greetings, and laughter soon filled the room. Poppa said, “Let me make you some tea,” and off he went to prepare it. They drank the tea happily.
A short while later, Poppa asked, “Shall I make you some tea?”
The old blokes replied, “Yes, please do,” and once again, Poppa brought them tea.
As the conversation flowed, Poppa suddenly exclaimed, “Good heavens! We've been talking for an hour and I completely forgot to make you some tea!” So, for the third time, he went and brought more tea, and they drank it without complaint.
At the end of the evening, the two friends stepped out of the house. One said to the other, “Can you believe we spent the whole evening at Poppa's and he didn’t serve us a single cup of tea?”
The other replied, “Poppa? Wait—did we even visit Poppa today?”
At that very moment, Poppa peeked out from his window and called out, “Shame on you both—walking past my house and not even stopping in for a cup of tea?”
So the two friends turned around… and went back inside—to have some tea!
The moral of this story is that Poppa will be around till Parra wins the premiership, so when ever you see him make sure you remind him to make a pot of tea. You might not see Sir Col and Slugg but they said their coming for tea as soon as we win.
PS There are 4 people in that group, I forgot who the other one is? I think I am the one with glasses, but can't be sure. I do hate tie's though!
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Well I can now confirm that the 4th member is Hector, luckily we are all sitting down as Hector tower's over Sluggo.
Now back to this women problem. Carlo is getting on in years now and Mace is maybe a touch older than Carl's.Given the vitality of these guys, I think it could be a problem with their "older bones".
Now if this "fantasy" is to continue, then we need to recruit some younger womem on the site, given the current shortage, can I suggest that Wiz and Fongy be gainly employed to do this......we do stress though that we require "whole" women with two arms "left and right".....balance is a strict requirement. lol
Well this me and our old mate the Slugg being chick Magnets Im the short ass on the left and thats a fact jack
Nice one Bobby, but the old grey mare said....pick the one that is better "hung" LOL
Well that definitely leaves me out . I remember when when we first met me and the Twin he turned around and said holy crap you are a short ass . I said yer but good things come in small parcels. He said in typical Slugg fashion. Bullshit . I'll leave it at that
Holy hell poppa
I am not liking the phrase " getting on " !!!!!!
I dont like facial hair
not one little bit lol
Sorry Carlo, "getting on isn't very nice, here's a picture with Foz, you and the kids. Those were the days my friend!
Randette hates it too Carlo, and she is not above using sex to make me comply
I'm sure you can report her for that Randolph......?
She would just use sex to stop me reporting her...and it would work
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