Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid!

A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling memory problems. Their names were Sir Col and Slugg..... 

They entered the house, exchanged warm greetings, and laughter soon filled the room. Poppa said, “Let me make you some tea,” and off he went to prepare it. They drank the tea happily.

A short while later, Poppa asked, “Shall I make you some tea?”

The old blokes replied, “Yes, please do,” and once again, Poppa brought them tea.

As the conversation flowed, Poppa suddenly exclaimed, “Good heavens! We've been talking for an hour and I completely forgot to make you some tea!” So, for the third time, he went and brought more tea, and they drank it without complaint.

At the end of the evening, the two friends stepped out of the house. One said to the other, “Can you believe we spent the whole evening at Poppa's and he didn’t serve us a single cup of tea?”

The other replied, “Poppa? Wait—did we even visit Poppa today?”

At that very moment, Poppa peeked out from his window and called out, “Shame on you both—walking past my house and not even stopping in for a cup of tea?”

So the two friends turned around… and went back inside—to have some tea!

The moral of this story is that Poppa will be around till Parra wins the premiership, so when ever you see him make sure you remind him to make a pot of tea. You might not see Sir Col and Slugg but they said their coming for tea as soon as we win.

PS There are 4 people in that group, I forgot who the other one is? I think I am the one with glasses, but can't be sure. I do hate tie's though!

main-qimg-11a32cd0b0c6dd197b809fc8438c2524
 
 But ... But ... 
 
 
31058852878?profile=RESIZE_710x
But ... we scrubbed up well for special occasions ... 
 
 
 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Strange-eel replied to GM's discussion Welcome BK
"I'm happy with the signing. He is a talent and is a natural footballer like so many of our indigenous players are. That excites me as the potential attacking combo with JAC could be leathal. Obviously defence is as, if not more important in the…"
56 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"Onething I look at when I see juniors is there physicality and competitiveness.
If they can stand up physically they've got a chance they have.
If they can't it's an uphill battle.
Competitive you want the guys who get upset when they make mistakes…"
1 hour ago
Hector replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"Well this me and  our old mate the Slugg being chick Magnets  Im the short ass on the left and thats a fact jack"
1 hour ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?


 
 Poppa in the centre hosting another of his famous tea parties.   
Not sure who's the other guys. Poppa will confirm.  Randy and Vincent could be amongst them also bazza"
1 hour ago
Hector replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"Ok🙄"
1 hour ago
Coryn Hughes replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"I'm a when in doubt take the best defensive option.
Attack I'm not worried about defense is where this team can make huge strides up the ladder if we can improve on our edges and as you say Pops continue with the inside pressure and linespeed that's…"
1 hour ago
Coryn Hughes replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"Transition is there for him he still has size  leg speed and is physical enough to play in the middle that's where imo where he'd be best served and have the ability to cover edge if needed.
My biggest bugger bare about Tuilagi is his edge defense…"
1 hour ago
LB replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"Oh I only said he has been mentioned more but 60's said Lorenzo was in rehab for a bit too."
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"Well I can now confirm that the 4th member is Hector, luckily we are all sitting down as Hector tower's over Sluggo.
Now back to this women problem. Carlo is getting on in years now and Mace is maybe a touch older than Carl's.Given the vitality of…"
1 hour ago
Hell On Eels replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"Darren, how are Lincoln Fletcher and Talen Risati tracking? Both seem to offer higher footy IQ than most coming through. With Rylesy seemingly focused on lifting average footy IQ across the park, I’m also curious to see how Pezet pans out. I think…"
1 hour ago
Hell On Eels replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"Pops, I'm not sure who's who, but geez if this is how you guys brushed up, Woooh. Definitely, keepers. ZZ Top meets Men-In-Black with hot chocolate. I'm curious what Carls and Macy think.  RIP Sir Col and Sluggy. "
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"Interesting discussion as I had this dilemma when choosing my side....the points everyone make are true, so it is a completely subjective discussion, but a good one to have.....the potential of Kautoga is pretty well untapped and in Kelma's case, I…"
2 hours ago
Darren Munro replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Scouting report - today’s Tele
"We are odds on to get sualli at the end of his wallaby's contract. Be interesting to see how some players go after having big off season.  Teacum Brown has been killing it. Looks bigger than tuivaiti. Doorey, kelma and Moretti have all had their…"
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"LOL.... You could become famous Chiefy, our first "TRANS" member......not that your not already Lol"
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"Don't mention the WAR!"
2 hours ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
"Well last time I looked you were still alive....didn't want to confuse you with the recently departed.....just unnamed in the group of 4....LOL"
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa on Friday
Views: 1896

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 209

 

Where to stay Round 1 2026 v Storm

G'day everyone.  Taking my son ( it's his 16th birthday pressie) and my 17 yo daughter to round 1 in Melbourne.  Hoping with the Storm rivalry (and the Lomax shenanigans) we get a decent away crowd.  Question, can anyone recommend a hotel within…

Read more…
5 Replies · Reply by Squire yesterday
Views: 545

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>