Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door that says "Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet"?

Is it true that when a photon went through a security check and was asked if he had any baggage he replied "no, I am travelling light"?

Have a great day and enjoy the evening. I hope your cake has no floors in it. 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • LOL PT, great blog.

    Happy Birthday Slugg you champion!

  • Happy Birthday slugg 

     

  • Happy birthday daddy, I can’t find your wallet. 

  • Happy birthday Sluggy, hope its a healthy and happy year ahead for you mate.

    • Happy birthday you big whooa 

  • Happy birthday to the champion sluggo. The most level headed person on the 1ee ever. A great man

  • Happy Birthday Slugg

    3427454687?profile=RESIZE_710x

  • Happy (late) Birthday Slugger you legend.

    Gabby Miller (the Trivago girl) says Happy Birthday too :)

    3427785383?profile=RESIZE_710x

    • She is an absolute doll.  Hapy Birthday Slugg.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

BringBackSemi replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Amazing win. Unbelievable effort. They were all over us the whole game, no ruck speed, disjointed defence. So proud of them. "
31 seconds ago
Gaz Nelson replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Yew!. Good to get a win, and good to see the effort from some of the young fellas. Scrappy game with terrible defence but they didn't give up. "
32 seconds ago
Prof. Daz replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"What just happened?"
2 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Same Mace, he was great tonight. "
2 minutes ago
Yehez replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Very proud eel me, today."
2 minutes ago
macybrown replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"What about that dirty play from the qlder Cronk?"
3 minutes ago
Green Eel replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"What a fucking win!! Why are we not counting the unreal field goal. Fuck me dead what the fuck is wrong with the NRL
Edit: oh nevermind I was confused as hell at the end there"
4 minutes ago
macybrown replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Happy birthday gift for you! "
4 minutes ago
TolEllts replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Finally, kicked the goal!!!"
5 minutes ago
macybrown replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Oh my ! We finally win one we deserve!"
5 minutes ago
fishbulb replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Eat a bag of dicks Cooper Cronk!"
5 minutes ago
macybrown replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"Yes really great run. Reckon Kelly has lifted his game big time on wing."
7 minutes ago
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"That second last set of 6 was a disgrace, not once did they run the ball at Reardon. FMD "
7 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"At 6 tries to 5 for Eels and Moses kicking 3/6, the total irony of being able to say "Eels should have won" vs 30-30 extra time "
7 minutes ago
EA replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"We lost GP to tigers  for being offside "
7 minutes ago
macybrown replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard (Guymer starts at Prop, Junior to Bench)
"breathe all"
10 minutes ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2406

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>