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"Also although I prefer not to pay crazy overs for players, Mark o'neill couldn't sign a player if the contract was already written "
"We dodged a bullet with this one but it's another player that has knocked us back but I don't blame him.
What rep player would want to join a club like Parra as we have a shit roster, a shit coach and a very shit front office.
The club needs a big…"
What rep player would want to join a club like Parra as we have a shit roster, a shit coach and a very shit front office.
The club needs a big…"
"Bluey, that song would be an instant hit on here. Now, I could be wrong, as I don't know Mitch and his wife's entire family tree (not all are from Taree or still live there, shock horror), but I believe it's on his wife's side."
"what team do you support Adam, because you have an interesting take on it, that i'd like to understand. My opinion is, if it's the coach we trust and the coach that we want, isn't it at least a bit off putting to you that so many players that he has…"
"Barnett spoke in the media about how Brisbane suited him in past weeks. Not shocked he went there at all.
So who did Warriors get in the swap deal? Can't see anyone named at all.
what really irks me is that we've publically stated what that we were…"
So who did Warriors get in the swap deal? Can't see anyone named at all.
what really irks me is that we've publically stated what that we were…"
"Our Props were no where to be seen last week. This week if we come out and beat the Broncs then all is well in the club and we are going great. If we lose by 50 odd, ohhhhhh this place is going scorched earth, if we beat the Pennies in 2 weeks once…"
"Thanks, Bluey. Glad we didn't lose you. You're an ambassador for the silent majority that don't publicly say what they really feel: the site's hostility and toxicity was driving them away.
That's the part the "freedom of speech absolutists" who…"
That's the part the "freedom of speech absolutists" who…"
"Its no coincidence that the news to destabilise the eels came out two days before the Broncos game, and this news today.
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"Groin injuries from sudden movements including changes of direction. All that turning and chasing by Penisini had an effect? 🤪"
"Muttman, I'll answer that, if that's okay.
R&R people will not realise they have a massive problem until, fans / members demand it. That the board then listen to those fans, members. Even right now there are still an enormous amount of "i'll just…"
R&R people will not realise they have a massive problem until, fans / members demand it. That the board then listen to those fans, members. Even right now there are still an enormous amount of "i'll just…"
"I've heard the same thing, the players all respect ryles. But do they respect the GM ???. BA if I could remember had to make signings himself for star players to come to parra. Fox joined parra because of Ryles and if you heard clearly before his…"
"NRL is corrupt, the quicker us fans accept this, the less heartache we go thru."
"The family in Brisbane is a new one to me Hoe. I'm in the midcoast and know for a fact that Mitch was brought up in Taree, has family all through Taree and a number of articles contributing quotes to Mitch said he wanted to be close to Taree for…"
"Apparently he was training still, prob on the lighter side was touch and go for this week "
"Thanks for the update Super. Its good keeping people informed, i like that. Hats off to you.
The new shall we say moderation direction without political or Religious blogs and some minimum standards now is definitely a winner, in my opinion. …"
The new shall we say moderation direction without political or Religious blogs and some minimum standards now is definitely a winner, in my opinion. …"
"Barnett's wife has family in Brisbane, which I believe was the major deciding factor. A lot of the media reports, we make our assumptions on, about our offer and the supposed Samrani swap deal is bollocks. The Broncos would likely have outbid us or…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will penisni surcomes to groin injury
Source-Eels instagram could be back 1-3 weeks if not sevear but if servaer then a couple months on sideline.
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Barnett signs with Broncos
At what point will the R&R people realise they have a massive problem?
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State of the Site 2026
With the 2026 season now underway I thought I would provide an overview of how the site is tracking both in numbers and in overall feedback we've been receiving. Analytics 2025 built on the 2024 season and 1 Eyed Eel continues to grow. Numbers-wise…
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Anyone else feeling a parramatta win tonight?
The most parramatta thing ever: smashed against Storm, beat broncos, lose to dragons.
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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