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"Mate did you come up with this analysis yourself re zones? It's incredibly insightful. "
"My take is that our forwards have been beaten convincingly in every match both in defence and attack, especially in the first 30 minutes when.teams have their starting packs on.
The dragons had the majority feild position, but lacked the finesse in…"
The dragons had the majority feild position, but lacked the finesse in…"
"I'm persisting with him I like the athleticism and ball skills on the edge he's an ascending player not a descending one.I think out of all the back rowers we have I think JR rates him highly as he's picked every week.You also got o have some sought…"
"I would love to Penrith GPS stats vs other teams. They seem to maintain line speed all game where other teams have to pick and choose as you can not physically maintain top level line speed pressure all game but Penrith do. It also doesn't affect…"
"How do Penrith maintain line speed, pressure and intensity for so long each game. Sports science is always developing and I believe they have found a loophole. Every club works hard and have the toughest preseason ever so I don't believe 1 team…"
"EA, Apa played 7 in cup 2 0r 3 weeks ago and managed the game perfectly. His passing game is a thing of beauty and he never delivers a bad pass. The guy has time and is poised, calm and calculated as opposed to Lorenzo, who runs first and when he…"
"I recon Sua will get resigned once Flanno is sacked.
8. Kolomantangi
9. Liddle
10. T Couchman
11. Sua
12. Halangahu
13. Stewart
14. R Couchman
15. Egan
16. Pasifika Tonga
Invest in these players. They should fuck of Lawrie, Sele, Guler, Kerr,…"
8. Kolomantangi
9. Liddle
10. T Couchman
11. Sua
12. Halangahu
13. Stewart
14. R Couchman
15. Egan
16. Pasifika Tonga
Invest in these players. They should fuck of Lawrie, Sele, Guler, Kerr,…"
"So would you say Twidle shies away from contact? Is he one to only really attack and that is it?
I see Lorenzo being an all-round player that really needs help with defence and that's it."
I see Lorenzo being an all-round player that really needs help with defence and that's it."
"Last night Penrith had 55% possession and Melbourne completed at 94%. I don't think I have ever seen that. Penrith never seem to get major injuries. "
"Couchman twins can really build around. Ryan on an edge and Toby up front. Now Saints new coach will try to keep them hard and they are local boys but Toby will play Origin soon, he will be worth big $$$.
All you need is the get one and more likely…"
All you need is the get one and more likely…"
"He has never played 7 coming through. He lacks the defence, kicking game and game managment skills to be a 7.
Twiddle has a great highlights package but the really small things and 1%ers which are non-negotiable for NRL players is something he lacks."
Twiddle has a great highlights package but the really small things and 1%ers which are non-negotiable for NRL players is something he lacks."
"I would buy sua and play him in the middle. We need some power in the middle. Leave Jack on the edge. "
"It's there, i said the reason that players, Other than Su'A, are available (like Xerri and Timoko) is for a reason. The clubs do not want them for a reason and we are just solving those clubs problems. Xerri and Timoko i wouldn't mind being at the…"
"He was one of the places where the team did well with him there but he wasn't an assistant."
"Wasnt there a comment you made about Xerri and Timoko? Where did that go its what I responded to..."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.
It's all about cohesion, chaos and death zones. Our defence sits dead last at round five. Our middle concedes the most tries of any team. 40 percent of our tries are leaked there. Why? Ah, yes. Our rituals say Mark O’Neill is the reason. No, the…
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Jayden sua and cook told to look elsewhere
I wouldn't mind sua. I think it'll be a awesome addition,a lot of power and strong defense.Dont know bout cook but sua definitely
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Congratulations Michael Ennis!
It'd be poor form if we didn't show appreciation for those who have represented the Mighty Eels in some capacity. Former Eels specialist Hooking coach Michael Ennis was instrumental in helping the likes of Josh Hodgeson & Brendan Hands reach the…
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Hail the Visconti
Flegg beat the Tigers today 30-4. Partly due to a magnificent display from starting prop Zack Visconti which earned him Man of the Match. What a performance he gave. He started with a bandaged right thigh and limped at times, but you would have…
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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