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"We'll they can see what most of us see and say in here. "
"I really like Samrani but if JR decides to give him up for MB I think that is a massive mistake.
IMO Samrani should be 1st drop for either centre/ wing if one of our starters is out. Brian Kelly is bog average and not going to get better.
Samrani…"
IMO Samrani should be 1st drop for either centre/ wing if one of our starters is out. Brian Kelly is bog average and not going to get better.
Samrani…"
"So u boys reckon he was signed for depth? I was hoping we'd see him combine with Fox on the left, but Ryles knows more. Samrani has the jump on him? we have too sit and watch tomorrow night. Stressing "
"Yes going off those stats he's definitely picked up an injury "
""Hey Will, want a free all expenses paid trip to Auckland?"
"Oh boy would I?.....wait aren't we playing this week? Hello, Jason?""
"Oh boy would I?.....wait aren't we playing this week? Hello, Jason?""
"Mo would be a good get! ✌"
"Penisini was not our problem last week. I know he makes a few dumb mistakes, but we have bigger problems than him. "
"Stats aren't everything, but:
Penisini V the Storm
13 runs for 157m (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 159m)
PCM's - 52 (Eels 2nd best - Kitione 62m)
Tackle Breaks - 6 (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 7)
Line breaks - 2 (Eels best, we only had 3 all up)
Tackles 9 / 4…"
Penisini V the Storm
13 runs for 157m (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 159m)
PCM's - 52 (Eels 2nd best - Kitione 62m)
Tackle Breaks - 6 (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 7)
Line breaks - 2 (Eels best, we only had 3 all up)
Tackles 9 / 4…"
"Well said, Coryn.
If those figures (850k/900k) are accurate, you’d think it’s for this season also - which is possible with the compassionate reasoning?
I doubt Samrani is really being offered but we are a far better team with Barnett than without…"
If those figures (850k/900k) are accurate, you’d think it’s for this season also - which is possible with the compassionate reasoning?
I doubt Samrani is really being offered but we are a far better team with Barnett than without…"
"Maybe Penisini has been traded to the warriors for Barnett lol"
"I think the situation says more about Samrani 's rise rather than what's happening with Penasini "
"Well done Samrani. About time Will was dropped. Horrendous defender, slow, can't pass."
"Not sure if he is dropped. More likely copped a knock. But if he is dropped, it shows Ryles doesn't give a you know what about feelings of playerrs."
"Id be shocked if he was dropped. We were terrible last week. You don't just drop 1 person after that to prove a point. Could have picked up a niggle we didn't see or something at training. "
"For Depth? Like everyone claims we don't have enough of
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"I mean better to have more bodies with experience than not. If you don't play them then so be it but if really need him he is there."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will Penasini out - Jordan Samrani in
dropped ? Didn't notice any injuries. He finished the game and was named yesterday. Seems strange. Also well done to Samrani. Made something like 169m + in cup And Samrani looks now to be ahead of Kelly
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1eE Modern day Eels team: Bench back-rower
We finally made it to the last spot in the 17. The bench back-rower.Dean Pay and Junior Paulo won out the bench middle spots. Narrowly beating Daniel Wagon (who i secretly hope gets the 17 spot as he is underrated to me).Once this is done i will do…
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Can Pezet leave already
Jeez..The amount of articles I've seen of Jonah glazing Brisbane and talking bout Ezra and Reece.Not even being focused on us.That could be a massive issue if his heads already in Brisbane and his not focused here.Fck I still hate this signing,just…
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Eels offering Jordan samrani
It keeps lagging when I try putting the article up so I won't bother but coming from code sports.The eels are offering Jordan samrani in a player swap for Mitch Barnett and also a three year 2.6 million dollar deal.Personally I think it's a bit to…
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