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"He would work well with mitch. We would have the two best kickers in the game"
"Lorenzo is a generational talent. In both trials he barely ran the ball. Once he gets that out of the bag, you will see how lethal a talent he is. He has great footwork and a fantastic initial 30 metres in him. I really look forward to watching him…"
"Burton would be a great 6 to have, but there's no doubt we'd have to get into a bidding war to win his signature. As soon as that happens the move loses appeal for me because he's not worth the salary Bulldogs had to pay to bring him over from the…"
"You're on the money as usual Coryn, but also, when the Storm are getting no reward late in the tackle, their 6 7 and 9 resort to angled grubbers thru our line or staying with angle lob one to allow their winger to catch and drop down over line.…"
"I'm guessing they see Lorenzo as our future 6. I love to see him as our left centre though"
Epic heroes come and they go. What truly makes the hero is whether their fame goes to their head and they become a self-obsessed jerk, or they accept their limitations and try to serve others. Many think Odysseus (Ulysses to the Romans) from Homer’s…
"History has to end sometime and I can't think of a better team to beat or a better round 1 run to end than that of the Storm away.
Middle 1/3 is the key to beating these guys if we can win and negate the Storm middles you lessen the Harry Grant…"
Middle 1/3 is the key to beating these guys if we can win and negate the Storm middles you lessen the Harry Grant…"
"Daz, live and now, I was gobsmacked to see Semi destroy the 'enemy' in that manner. Do you think Teddy and Graham would have been 'more sensible' from then on"
"https://youtu.be/b88Ed7dOnrU?si=n-VSPE6ENPa4UiRW
I mean this guy here has huge potential the ceiling is extremely high I think the body type for an nrl outside back this guys the guy."
I mean this guy here has huge potential the ceiling is extremely high I think the body type for an nrl outside back this guys the guy."
"I reckon the Eels will win this game by 10+ If the Lomax court issue is on the 3rd ( not sure) the outcome ( hopefully/surely ) in Eels favour could have some 'mental' influence on the game depending on the outcome..On paper and trial form the Eels…"
"Sivo versus Tedesco: "call an ambulance; maybe a priest"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vli99SRmyhA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vli99SRmyhA"
"Radradra versus a prop (Graham)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dP6N_RwRckw"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dP6N_RwRckw"
"That's a change, he's usually called an old gent"
"Poppa you're a gent."
"There's not a lot to being a smart operator Richard, just remembering there is always someone smarter waiting around the corner.
In your case Richard you are "natures" gentleman and it takes a lot more work and patience than being smart LOL..... you…"
In your case Richard you are "natures" gentleman and it takes a lot more work and patience than being smart LOL..... you…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Matt Burton
He has yet to extend with the Bulldogs. Do you think we should have a red hot crack at him. Such a great player, versatile, kicker,goalkicker.Lots of positives....BUT could we afford him or attract him to Parra ??
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R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess
Epic heroes come and they go. What truly makes the hero is whether their fame goes to their head and they become a self-obsessed jerk, or they accept their limitations and try to serve others. Many think Odysseus (Ulysses to the Romans) from Homer’s…
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Perth Bears team - can they challenge parra
Log In ROUND 1 Perth Bears 2027 best 17: Full signings and squad tracker, rumours, news, updated team list after every signingThe Bears join the NRL in 2027.Zero TackleSTAFF WRITERS | January 10, 2026 - 5:02pm 54715 The Perth Bears are set…
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The nine reasons why this is Parramatta’s year
From today's Tele by a very One-Eyed journalist...https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/david-elliott-it-doesnt-matter-who-you-support-go-parra/news-story/ccffa199fd2bfa5879cfd623899b569cIt’s finally here! After a long, hot summer of…
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Haha almost poetic
Slugg declares undying love for Daz. Love is love.
Parraclinic - Battle Of The West Torpedoes Panthers Premiership Hopes - Storm Warning Ahead.
True Parramatta fans break Covid restrictions to protest the sacking of Brad Arthur out the front of Eels HQ after bowing out in the second week of finals yet again.
Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
Panthers shocked by electric Eels
Panthers and Roosters players breach Covid rules after dismal losses.
" Kids return to school today "
Stone puts Brown shit Stains on Charlie after massive hit.
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