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"I didn't have much time for him, but i've had my arse spanked and it's all credit to the kid. He is playing some very good footy. Hope he has a huge break out year for us."
"Da Silva against tiring defenders with 25 min left in a game is probably going to cause headaches. He's lightning fast. Riley is your 60-70 min hard working 9"
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This is the first blog I actually rate Lorenzo properly in April 2024.
I dont think Lorenzo was disappointing at the end of last year. The cup team was just filled with kids as…"
This is the first blog I actually rate Lorenzo properly in April 2024.
I dont think Lorenzo was disappointing at the end of last year. The cup team was just filled with kids as…"
"I was a stern TDS supporter while also liking but not loving Smith. It is no question at all we are a better outfit with Smith. After a full pre-season Da Silva looks similar which is not a great at the moment."
"With new 6 man bench you can put Da Silva on bench after Cup as well some weeks."
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TDS isn't good enough. JDB will improve and Moretti seems on the outer. Simonsson is still not there…"
Addo-Carr
Kelly
Penisini
Russell
Pezet
Moses
Paulo
Smith
Hopgood
Williams
Kautoga
Doorey
Walker
Tuivaiti
De-Belin
Samrani
Simonsson
Papalii
TDS isn't good enough. JDB will improve and Moretti seems on the outer. Simonsson is still not there…"
"Would have Joash Papali’i over Simmonson at this stage in some sort of capacity "
"Yep, he wasn't bought or has ever been used as an offensive forward....we have him tightening our defence in the middle of the ruck! The fact that he has learnt some nice ball playing moves, just adds to his overall game."
"Don't worry Rango, lightening doesn't strike in the same place twice..............., though being a bright spark probably does help!
If the NRL was smart they would hand/ have everyone a "one iron" on the hill.....think how many lives PVL can claim…"
If the NRL was smart they would hand/ have everyone a "one iron" on the hill.....think how many lives PVL can claim…"
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"I feel that TDS is looking to establish himself as a genuine FG Hooker and will look to take opportunities elsewhere eventully. Our key is to make sure we have another one or two coming through the system to replace TDS on a positive basis. Letting…"
"No! I know her name, but I alter it to match the status of my commentary in regard to your mental health at the time......PS Indian women are beautiful looking Randork and you need to understand that's racial and discriminatory......definately not…"
"I just hope he is ok. He's had an awful lot of concussions over the years. "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Your best 19 vs Storm
Based on the pre-season trials, training reports, and incumbency, I’ve settled on a top 19 that largely picks itself — particularly the starting top 13, which I think is pretty much locked in.Samrani, for mine, has done enough to be locked into a…
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Melbourne's Matterson offer
So it becomes more clearer, the $300k offered from Melbourne included $211,000 of that going towards Matterson's contract and $89,000 as a transfer fee. Instead of what we thought of $300k transfer fee and maybe taking Matto as well. So many felt…
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Another Matterson Concussion
It's being reported that Matto has suffered another concussion and is now seeking further medical advice.https://www.nine.com.au/sport/nrl/news-2026-ryan-matterson-concussions-parramatta-eels-future-zac-lomax-contract-saga-20260221-p5o4av.html
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Trial #2, Game Day Blog v Roosters: We Just Won the Pre-Season Cup
Let's go Eels. Can't wait to see Moses / Pezet vs Daly / Walker This could be sensational. Prediction Eels 32 - Rorters 18
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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