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"Oh Chief, you are insufferable at times. If it is all MON why did you blame Arthur? You might say he had an alright roster, guess what MON got that team. Crazy isn't it.
MON is not doing a good job but getting rid of him only fixes some of what is…"
MON is not doing a good job but getting rid of him only fixes some of what is…"
"I don't think they would be laughing, but a quite inner satisfaction with their choice is very much on the cards."
"When rats leave a listing ship they often get a wry chuckle from watching it sink without them onboard
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"Why? Alfred.... that comment probably tells us more about you and how you think than anything else!"
"Whys that. You expect Ryles to win games with a bunch of reserve grade standard players that o'neill has provided him? But wait we just bought another reserve grade Edwards.
So you're giving Ryles until the end of 26 and not even mention mark…"
So you're giving Ryles until the end of 26 and not even mention mark…"
"Fair response Coryn, can't disagree with any of it to be fair. I wonder if Moa is a scapegoat for the season? 2027 is the year where Ryles' honeymoon is officially over. If we are in same spot in 2027, he is talked about as being sacked.
Where was…"
Where was…"
"Will you can tell when players try and when they don't. Gold Coast case in point. That effort last night was not Gold Coast level.
Yeah he was more positive then he should have been but not sure what you expect him to say? You don't throw players…"
Yeah he was more positive then he should have been but not sure what you expect him to say? You don't throw players…"
"I'll give him to end this year before I jump on the bandwagon of if he is right for us or not."
"We made more runs and 300m less. Lomax would help but that would only makes it 250m less if he played as there were backs who made 150m last night. That's the problem. Every run we make 8m before contact and lose 10m dragged back. It happened…"
"Well though we prepared our team to be mobile and quick in the middle to suit the style of game. Then weeks out the style changed, leaning on strength and speed in the backfield. But on top of that we are weak and unfit. Defensively we are poorly…"
"Yeah Guymer is a middle, he's definitely not a edge player, but he's way to slow for the modern game, he's only 98kg so he should be a lot better then this."
"And this is a first grade side, throw the cup side or penrith U/12 side would do better"
"Volkman has to go, he stood there and watch can Munster score when it was his tackle to make."
"people keep making excuses, they keep droppind balls because of poor hands and bad exacution. these balls aren't slippery, go and try the old leather balls they are, these players are proffessionals! if they were in any other proffession they would…"
"It's a Jeykl & Hyde of a performance we go high completion very few errors last week to high errors average completion rate this week.For this team to win at the moment sorry I'll rephrase to be competitive right now we have to be the first…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Game Stats tell the story
Possession was Storm 52-48All runs Storm 176-155Metres Gained Storm 1680 - 1164Tackles Busted Storm 43-18Post Contact Metres 493-376Tackles Made Eels 277-271Missed Tackles Eels 43-18essentially we are as soft as butter with and without the ball.
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Same
Nothing new. Step and repeat. Copy and paste. Year after year. Same results. Same demolition. Same small hope Same lost hope. Same press conferences.Same blog posts. Sam's conversations.Same taking about the same.
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Eels vs Bye - Who Wins?
Next week the Eels team will certainly have their work cut out for them when they go up against a relentless BYE team. It's obvious Captain courageous Mitch Moses who will be missing with Origin Duties will make the Eels job tougher in attempting to…
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Remember when we were told Kaizen was not a catchphrase.
It seems to have disappeared from our team lexicon....Anyone know where it went??? Have folks seen any "incremental Improvements" roaming about in the wild or do fans think was just hopeful sloganeering...It doesn't seem to me that we can even…
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Haha almost poetic
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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