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"get something done if 10 year ban is on table...there is no table, there is no backend to his empty threats.
We should pin this hollow badge right on vlandys chest, not NRL, HIM.,,,,,,,He freshened up his brylcream and got all toughy-tough for the…"
We should pin this hollow badge right on vlandys chest, not NRL, HIM.,,,,,,,He freshened up his brylcream and got all toughy-tough for the…"
"This sudden shift sponsored by NRL and Storm.
It will get worse, we just need to keep at it.and keep leaking No one will be feeling sorry for lomax any time soon if we keep our end up
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It will get worse, we just need to keep at it.and keep leaking No one will be feeling sorry for lomax any time soon if we keep our end up
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"That sucks PT.
In other news, get out and support the poor hard done by Billionaires...They're here to help us, so lets help them. Get to the "March For Billionaires" this sat in LA,
I Shit You Not"
In other news, get out and support the poor hard done by Billionaires...They're here to help us, so lets help them. Get to the "March For Billionaires" this sat in LA,
I Shit You Not"
"Fuck being the nice guys, it would be poetic justice if he ends up going to the Storms then gets rubbed out for the year. And I hope Storm never put their best 17 on the park all year long"
"Hey now, nothing wrong with enjoying the smell of your own farts (or so I've been told)"
"ban vlandys for 10yrs for aggregious bluffshittery"
"The world now sees Zac as a guy who deliberately walked out on Parramatta with bad intentions,” Tripp told Code Sports....lolololol. Yeah they do, and they see you as a entitled twat who likes the smell of his own farts.
revealing that the…"
revealing that the…"
"Some people in the media need to be checked for HIAs and/or drugs.
I just saw a clip of Caine and Fletch, with Caine suggesting Storm should give us an up and coming young gun a part of the deal then mentions Storm giving us 31yo Tui. I had to watch…"
I just saw a clip of Caine and Fletch, with Caine suggesting Storm should give us an up and coming young gun a part of the deal then mentions Storm giving us 31yo Tui. I had to watch…"
"...and it lives. Thanks Mace, I'll read it, but news ltd can still go eat their own arse"
"Impressive sterling reply Coryn."
"But remember, to Storm fans they are the victims in the media. Despite the fact channel 9 had Billy Slater on the GF telecast and said "4x premiership winner" acknowledging cheating comps count.
NRL will do nothing to Melbourne, they will keep it…"
NRL will do nothing to Melbourne, they will keep it…"
"Mace, they do sound like a reactive mess, throwing spaghetti about hoping for something, anything, to stick and generate some empathy for their cause...that's not gonna happen...
We are under their skin and I am well stocked with popcorn. With a…"
We are under their skin and I am well stocked with popcorn. With a…"
"I thought all assistant coaches would have a get-out clause if offered a Head role, so why would we consult with this entitled-billionaire fuckbumper"
"Not paywalled...here it is Randy
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crucified-storm-boss-slams-eels-o..."
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crucified-storm-boss-slams-eels-o..."
"Yep, i have seen the sudden shift of "Good on Parra, they should fight this" to "It sucks but move on".
That is why i recently love listening to the likes of Willie Mason and Dan Ginnane who tell it like it is."
That is why i recently love listening to the likes of Willie Mason and Dan Ginnane who tell it like it is."
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Views: 294
2026 Parramatta Eels Season Preview
Like I do every year with my Youtube channel I preview Parramatta's 2026 NRL season. I would be interested to know your feedback on the video if you do watch it and let me know where you think Parramata will finish in 2026 along with some players…
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Lomax Update - Zac Lomax entered into preliminary contracts with R360 and the Melbourne Storm prior to being given his blessing by Parramatta
The article can be found on Fox Sports. For the more savvy legal eagles on the site, what does this mean and does it implicate the Storm as it proves they engaged in illegal dealings with a player under contract? Not only is this looking real bad…
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
Storm chairman Matt Tripp took aim at Parramatta for what he saw as deliberately taking the dispute public, accusing the club of running to the media to control the narrative around the Zac Lomax saga. Tripp suggested the Eels chose headlines over…
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Haha almost poetic
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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