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"Kautoga's performance v Gold Coast may have cost him for the future. I see us getting Su'A before seasons end. Meaning it's either Tuilagi or Kautoga. Tuilagi not great but been a bit more consistent. Particularly off the bench he can add more…"
"Sorry Eli but I think Tualagi is slow and offers us nothing.
RTS would always be a handy player to have, but I would not chase him for the type of money he would probably get elsewhere.....Just my opinions mind you!"
RTS would always be a handy player to have, but I would not chase him for the type of money he would probably get elsewhere.....Just my opinions mind you!"
"I think it has to be Da Silva for as long as he can go then Walker covers as break glass."
"I would even argue for him to start at Lock to do that de Belin role that we bought him for."
"I wouldn't be surprised if he treatened them with bodily harm if they lost the game. LOL"
"He was actually ok last week in his debut game; and we sat near his friends / family who were proudly wearing t-shirts for his debut. He seems to be quite athletic too and goes ok. Give him some time. With Penisini looking better it can only help.…"
"Lol. Can we get rid of the rat's tails aswell??"
"Moses' little excuse for a Mo has gone...and thank heavens!! Charlie Chaplin"
"Kelma, yes. Kautoga I'd leave in Cup to work on his defence. His contact is great but he doesn't win the wrestle in the same way Williams and Guymer do."
"I thought yesterday's backrow should probably be our backrow moving forward. Let Kit keep developing in Cup, Tuilagi can be dropped. Williams and Guymer both have the defensive commitment, lateral movement and line running ability you need in…"
"I assume a needle, lots of padding and managing his minutes will keep Ryley on the field."
"With Ray Price there, the players would have been too scared to lose 🤣"
"geez poppy , you make it sound as if us dedicated parramatta fan's are cursed or something and when things get heated we perform cannibalism on each other . I mean rocks and diamonds ? my left rock and now my right side rock has …"
"Pops, nailed it Moses' 'kicking them to death', was great to see.
But when you say we’ve ‘shown we have middles now’, who do you mean?
Despite the upset win, the Eels still lost the metres battle for the 7th straight game. 6 of 7 games we’ve been…"
But when you say we’ve ‘shown we have middles now’, who do you mean?
Despite the upset win, the Eels still lost the metres battle for the 7th straight game. 6 of 7 games we’ve been…"
"Great to see everyone voting differently, shows the quality across the park."
"They're both wearing different shirts?"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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The real reason why Eels won
Spot the difference. Also if you want to see what a true champion looks like - note what the champion is doing while everyone else is celebrating. This person celebrates with championships.
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Credit where credit due
I have been very critical of our team last week but to win despite all injuries against a top 4 team is impressive. Seen we have DNA that something to proud of.
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The Unicorns Strike Back
If some of you people can check in your hipocracy after last week, it may be you will be able to see your own biases.Have a read of what Pro Daz said about scapegoats. You called it well Daz and it showed up how people change given circumstances…
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Eels V Dogs 3-2-1
3 Points - Mitch Moses Led the team around superbly, had a hand in everything, kicked for near 800m2 Points - Will Penisni Ran hard making 7 tackle busts1 Point - Jack Williams Topped the tackle count with only 1 miss. Played the full 80 minutes…
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Haha almost poetic
Slugg declares undying love for Daz. Love is love.
Parraclinic - Battle Of The West Torpedoes Panthers Premiership Hopes - Storm Warning Ahead.
True Parramatta fans break Covid restrictions to protest the sacking of Brad Arthur out the front of Eels HQ after bowing out in the second week of finals yet again.
Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
Panthers shocked by electric Eels
Panthers and Roosters players breach Covid rules after dismal losses.
" Kids return to school today "
Stone puts Brown shit Stains on Charlie after massive hit.
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