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"Great read mate and thanks for posting. It is my understanding too, that Lomax agreed to join the Storm first. He only came back to the Eels as an afterthought, obviously based on legal advice. I've had similar discussions with lawyers who believe…"
"The bunnies don't have a spine, most of their team is often injured or on the way out. Just signing haas doesn't make you competitive. Have to build it all up "
"Clearly Storm ain't exchanging anyone.
Parra should just suck it up, retire Matto on concussion basis, and use that money to welcome back Lomax, on an iron clad contract that makes sure he sees out his remaining 3 years.
Throw him in the backrow and…"
Parra should just suck it up, retire Matto on concussion basis, and use that money to welcome back Lomax, on an iron clad contract that makes sure he sees out his remaining 3 years.
Throw him in the backrow and…"
"Rusty is as bad a golfer as Uncle Nick is, and like Uncle Nick, he just can't resist a high stakes bet with a potential player. Looks like he lost again..."
"Yesterday nobody was complaining and looking forward to the season ahead. Now this news and there's jealousy, envy and fans wanting heads to roll.
What a difference a day makes lol 😆 😅 🙃 "
What a difference a day makes lol 😆 😅 🙃 "
"The power of Wayne Bennett. "
"Having a Crowe doesn't hurt"
"It's fucking ridiculous"
"Yep"
"V’landys played the tough guy for the good of the NRL when Lomax was flirting with R360.
Now he’s doing it again, this time against the Eels.
Keeping Lomax in the NRL is a massive win for him. Bigger than Parramatta. Bigger than one club’s feelings.…"
Now he’s doing it again, this time against the Eels.
Keeping Lomax in the NRL is a massive win for him. Bigger than Parramatta. Bigger than one club’s feelings.…"
"No use worrying what's done is done and we move on"
"even going there he will still the the best prop in the game if not all time"
"Why would you take someone back who doesnt want to be there, he'll just mope around dragging his bottom lip and will most likely have more injuries than the team combined
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"I have no doubt the exact sequencing of events will come out, and as you say, that will determine how this court case resolves. Having said that, I don't believe Parramatta would have gone down this route if they were acting unreasonably in limiting…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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In the Wake of V’landys’ Backflips, the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
One sliding door moment could tip the scales. That is why it matters that Supreme Court justices approach equity seriously and are not swayed by even the loudest of drumbeats. Especially now, after Peter V’landys, the NRL’s Commander-In-Chief…
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Eels' 2026 Backline?
To those with knowledge of the Eels' lower grades, do the Eels have players coming through in the outside backs who might be within 1-2 years of a) breaking into first grade, and/or b) have the potential to be star outside backs?I think the Eels'…
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Payne haas joins rabbits
Honestly why man,why rabbits and when will it be Parras turn.I just want the excitement of landing a big player like seriously it's a joke now.Like Dam man..
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Ryan Matterson Concussion - Rumoured
RUMOURI have been trying to get some information on this one but can’t seem to get anything back.There has been a bit of a whisper doing the rounds that Ryan Matterson picked up a pretty bad head knock at training during the week. With Matterson’d…
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Haha almost poetic
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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