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"Any sign of fatigue or ill discipline, Ryles must act - no matter the time on the clock. A starting trifecta middle of Moretti, Da Silva and Guymer would have been paying $1001 at the beginning of the season!
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"Ryles starting Guymer and Paulo to the bench. Trying to get a better end to the first half with Paulo."
"If Parramatta get within 10 points at full time, id be offering Ryles a 10 year deal tomorrow morning bazza "
"Cowboys have big forwards which means big problems for Eels."
"Refs orchestrating the games has become the thing in 2026. If V'Landys thinks that's what fans actually want to see, he is crazy. In the Eels victory over the Dogs, it was notable for lack of referee involvement: 7 penalities (Dogs conceded 6!) and…"
"Great preview HOE. I'm finding it tough this year to stay emotionally engaged with the Eels, and not just becasuse they are inconsistent, beating Broncos and Dogs but also getting flogged multiple times. It's the nature of the games, just conceding…"
"AE, if there is a Dr. Jekyll Mr Hyde team in the comp. It is NQ."
"Bears had 77 years before being put out of their misery."
"NOS, after all the hoo ha on 1EE about we can't have (political) debates, it's possible to debate stuff without flaming, as we are proving! I don't know why some find it so hard to understand that was all the mods were saying!
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"Yes VC Drinkwater. I VC Teddy but Drinkwater not a bad option if you have no Teddy."
"I mean look they have talent to do so but they have poor error and completion rate. They can beat us and only score 30."
"If stats are anything to go off our only hope is Taumalolo has never won a milestone game and NQ have 42% record with Kennedy where we have 59%."
"Happy birthday mate. If the eels don't get up let's hope you do. Enjoy your night EA"
"Braith would have blocked that move for sure, seeing what happened to Ilias... but I'd support it!"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Game Day Blog R10 v Cowboys: The Townsville Graveyard
The odds are stacked against us. The Cowboys have won six of their last seven. We’ve lost six of ours. Townsville has been a slaugherhouse for the Eels this century. Since 2002, we have won 3 from our last 15 there. Even the 2001 side could only…
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Huge opportunity - Parramatta Eels Head of football option
■ An absolute circuit breaker for the Parramatta Eels football club -Won the 2000 NRL Premiership with the Brisbane BroncosRepresented Queensland Maroons in State of OriginRepresented Australia Kangaroos internationallyPlayed over 140 first-grade…
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Dragons knock back bid for Su’A to join Parramatta this season
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-around-the-clubs-round-10-20260503-p5ztau.htmlParramatta-bound forward Jaydn Su’A will remain at St George Illawarra for the rest of the season after the Dragons decided against releasing him early to the…
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Poppa's Corner: SCAPEGOATS..... A funny thing, you can say it with a cry in your voice!......The Parra Lament
Interesting questions have been raised (constantly) about our club and a SCAPEGOAT to blame.Personally I am usually quick in seeing obvious problems and when you look at the period my experience covers, I have seen most of the things that only…
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Haha almost poetic
Slugg declares undying love for Daz. Love is love.
Parraclinic - Battle Of The West Torpedoes Panthers Premiership Hopes - Storm Warning Ahead.
True Parramatta fans break Covid restrictions to protest the sacking of Brad Arthur out the front of Eels HQ after bowing out in the second week of finals yet again.
Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
Panthers shocked by electric Eels
Panthers and Roosters players breach Covid rules after dismal losses.
" Kids return to school today "
Stone puts Brown shit Stains on Charlie after massive hit.
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