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"You've got to stop thinking of it as a game anymore it just isn't it's an entertainment event that's designed to part everyone's hard earned into the machine and rinse wash repeat.The game is purely that now forget about thinking what it was because…"
"Hopefully Parra can put another victory together against Manly. The Foran bubble has to burst sooner or later. If the Eels play like last week and the referee is equal in his control of the match then the Eels can win. If the referee does the same…"
"Popo must be still injured as he is not playing cup. I recon there was a typo when they wrote the team list with Max Tupou"
"Start by reffing every game like they do Origin. Why does it get reffed differently?
(grumbles something-something fucking gambling infiltration)"
(grumbles something-something fucking gambling infiltration)"
"Now that's a happy ending 😊 😀 ☺️ 😄 🙂 "
"They don't just see it Hector, they like it. What we see as Bugs they call Features.
Vlandys isn't interested in the same things I am....but he figures he can "educate" me.
He is wrong
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Vlandys isn't interested in the same things I am....but he figures he can "educate" me.
He is wrong
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"Shame the King left his kingdom, but there you go. "
"Nah man Walker and dasilva pretty happy "
"Don't know what Dragons do with him as he still has this year and next to go. He was slow when he left here and offered very little bringing it back from kick reception. Very much doubt Ryles view will have changed too much.
I'm surprised that…"
I'm surprised that…"
"Pryke is 2 years old than him. So if you compare them when they were 19 year olds, I would take Popo."
"He was atrocious when we played the tigers... my mrs wasn't too happy with my vocal discontent "
"1) Fingers crossed jack db starts with Walker off the bench, it works every time.
2) the ref who called our game against the tigers learnt his lessons plus puts the 6 agains away "
2) the ref who called our game against the tigers learnt his lessons plus puts the 6 agains away "
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Gutho back in a 14 role ?
Dragons look absolutely horrible and definitely getting the spoon. would you guys be open to taking Gutho back on a cheaper deal in a 14 role ? Just an idea lol. I kinda miss him
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Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality?
Last week, the Parramatta Eels showed they can win with controlled rage and a plan. This week, they’re up against it again. History says so. Form says so. The bookies say so. The venue says so. “Fozball” says so. Last week’s win was fuelled by the…
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You love to see it
Cheating bastards getting nearly half century put on em.suck shit 💩
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Ponga signs a 5 year extension with Knights
https://www.newcastleknights.com.au/news/2026/04/25/kalyn-ponga-signs-landmark-contract-extension/Surely this brings Fletcher Sharpe's availability into play?
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Haha almost poetic
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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Stone puts Brown shit Stains on Charlie after massive hit.
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