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"On the plus side we held them out for ten minutes! Soft head high penalty against us. Here we go again."
"Paulo effort getting back in the line and his line speed is so shit. Ado car was dumb for committing to the previous tackle. It meant both Nanva and Fox were commited to the tackle with the edge exposed "
"First set they make 50 and then we kick it out on full. Go eels.
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"Great blog HOE really enjoyed it as usual. hard to see how we win with this squad though u less we really get the rub of the green from the ref. Hopefully it's not too ugly and our middles produce something akin to a miracle. At least Pezet isn't…"
"Tbh I'd prob accept him as a utility too mace 🤪🤪😆😆 on a small 1 year contract !!!"
"A third of the top squad out is always a loss if the team is also chopping and changing spine players along the way.
Titans are kidding themselves if they dont put a cricket score on us today."
Titans are kidding themselves if they dont put a cricket score on us today."
"On the point of physical contact, do you think that there has been a decline from the back end of last year?"
"Thanks for your honesty Richard. I was exaggerating to make a point. I am worried about araz under the high ball. Mon said in an interview all the the juniors are locked up long term seems that isn't the case."
"How in the hell was this guy not locked in for 27 before debuting. O'Neil needs to go it's just beyond a joke. "
"I think Ryles is doing ok as a rookie coach, he has put in alot of systyms that he learnt from Bellyache while at the storm with a little difference in attack with what he learnt from Robson while at the chooks. His biggest problem is what Coryn…"
"Always seen you as a woman of vision Macy"
"His management whilst negotiating for captain Gutherson told the media that Parramatta were a basket case. Thus is exactly the same as Gutherson saying it as his manager is acting for Gutherson
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"It's ok. We can accept him back, but in NSW Cup."
"Runs his mums battery flat
love it mace
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I think kicking will be the diff again . Mitch has never filled me w confidence with goal kicking esp from the side . When he is off he doesn't come back .....it's a real prob and always has been ( I…"
love it mace
yep
I think kicking will be the diff again . Mitch has never filled me w confidence with goal kicking esp from the side . When he is off he doesn't come back .....it's a real prob and always has been ( I…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Keaon done deal
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Game Day Blog R6 v Titans: Call House
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Here’s hoping.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CW9nkELP2/?mibextid=wwXIfrJadyn Su'a for 3 years
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Just Our Luck
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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