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"Lorenzo plays next game 1 would think."
"Donohue is a good shout out. I think they bought Edwards to be a mitch kenny type. Donohue hits hard for a little fella."
"They should take it to japan. Imagine going there it would be great"
"There’s no better time for the Bi-polars to head to Las Vegas, and we’re ready to showcase our Bi-polarity to the world
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"Longfin, varying populations was the point of the metrics I read. That is, things like membership numbers, game attendance figures, TV viewership, can all be measured independently. One-city teams like Broncos, Melbourne and Cowboys fare well there,…"
"Shit what about the showgirls I promised LB and Mitchy?"
"Super chuffed for him.
Don't read into it - they pick young players on a bye whos clubs are willing to sign off on it (ie who are slightly expendable) to help opposed training. Great for his development though."
Don't read into it - they pick young players on a bye whos clubs are willing to sign off on it (ie who are slightly expendable) to help opposed training. Great for his development though."
"Cool for us to be a part of the spectacle.
Honestly, Vegas is a shadow of what it used to be. They used to use gambling gains to subsidise everything else so the accomodation and food etc used to be reasonably priced. Now? It's basically always just…"
Honestly, Vegas is a shadow of what it used to be. They used to use gambling gains to subsidise everything else so the accomodation and food etc used to be reasonably priced. Now? It's basically always just…"
"Don't worry Mitchy you can come on my tour, with your teaching back ground we can organise something a bit Kinky for you....how about Snow White in black leotards disciplining you with her school house ruler?
PS At this stage people may be thinking…"
PS At this stage people may be thinking…"
"How about two showgirls and a night out with Minnie Mouse?? Kentosa, you may have to put up with Daffy Duck! unless LB is prepared to share a showgirl after the main event?"
"I'll take you both to Disneyland and show you the Swiss Family Robinson tree house! and a guided tour through Bet Fair!"
"What if I pay your fair and a private room in vegas with a showgirl every night......???
I will only need you to do certain chores for me LB and don't worry I am not homosexual...... not that there is anything wrong with that."
I will only need you to do certain chores for me LB and don't worry I am not homosexual...... not that there is anything wrong with that."
"Thanks Clint, I was obviously too subtle with my comment!"
""He would have been way better off saying nothing...he looks like a fool who just punched himself in the nuts for no reason"
No you got that confused Rudolph, he is talking about you!
Are you on a new set of D=drugs, it seems that your bi polar has…"
No you got that confused Rudolph, he is talking about you!
Are you on a new set of D=drugs, it seems that your bi polar has…"
"Unfortunately, it is seems that way. The executives primary and definition of success appears to be is the cash coming in and having a positive financial balance. It appears that as long as the club is financially doing well, the fans ultimate…"
"Nailed it Fakey"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Joash invited to train with blues 2026
Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent
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Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/
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Junior Paulo Injury
We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.
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Positivity rather than delusionment about how we can go about things better, for all we know there maybe a bigger plan in the pipeline
Priceforever made a post on a blog about Parramatta attractiveness as a district and location for players to come to and also referenced our lack of recognition of TPA's.I believe he raises some good points and this as a discussion on alternatives…
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Haha almost poetic
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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