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"If we are signing Spencer Leniu why can't we just give him a multi year deal, he's 25 and will most likely start for us. "
"That’s actually one of the best Eels’ jerseys I’ve ever seen. Kudos to whoever came up with the scheme."
"Pat Spence. He's been with the club for years."
"woof...I'm closing in on a 50yr stretch in Parra Punishment Prison so by those numbers It would equal 250yrs at His Majesty's leisure....seems about right
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"Signing him for 1 year simply doesn't make Spence."
"Won't mind him for 26-27 actually. Allows us time to see how well juniors develop and who might come to market later this year or next year. "
"If it's Spencer Leniu, yes. He is exactly the kind of firebrand that the Eels need.
If it's money that he is after, then PNG is where he will end up."
If it's money that he is after, then PNG is where he will end up."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Spence
It's been a while. the Spence touring our centre of excellence today. I heard we are signing him before June 30 for 26-27 only. He wants a PNG contract. Not sure if we should bother. Thoughts?
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Moderation Note: Forum Standards
We understand the frustration many are feeling, and the overwhelming, relentless sentiment surrounding the club at the moment. However, we are not going to tolerate abuse or harassment directed at others simply because they may hold a different…
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Spirits crushed
Spirits crushed.. just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last…
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What we need.
Firstly a new recruitment and retention team. The clowns currently running the show have no idea. We desperately need a centre or two and prop that can eat some metres.
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Haha almost poetic
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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" Kids return to school today "
Stone puts Brown shit Stains on Charlie after massive hit.
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