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"Looking forward to your in depth blog about these guys.
Quick question, are any of them good enough to skip a few grades and potentially be playing firsts towards end of year?"
Quick question, are any of them good enough to skip a few grades and potentially be playing firsts towards end of year?"
"He wants to get a season of FG under his belt. Fullstop
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"haha you still don't like him Randy."
"I think he is flat lying about his motivation. We are not winning this year and he fucking well knows it
I am sure there is some novelty in wearing a jersey his dad wore for 5min for another 5min. yay"
I am sure there is some novelty in wearing a jersey his dad wore for 5min for another 5min. yay"
"I wrote this last July, how have our opinions aged in 6 / 7 months. "
"There is a 2 things in life we have control over . One is your reputation , the other is your legacy. Everyone has a reputation . Good , bad or indifferent . How you live your life , your standards , your moral compass . Legacy in my humble…"
"Poppa sees the ABC as a lefty commie monolith that hates everything he loves
and he haaates sycophants"
and he haaates sycophants"
"Clintorian, I wonder what would happen if it was the Roosters in the Eels' shoes? We would probably. be seeing articles about how professional are the Rorters in defending their interests!"
"Axel, once can only make guesses what the point of ABC article was, but it's clearly a product of some backgrounding (source that rejects attribution). Maybe there is an effort to get the Eels to rescind their court motion, via the court of public…"
"Poppa, point to what in my post unpacking the ABC article signals AI content. PS: not only am I radically opposed to using ChatGPT, I would also suggest you can't point to any 'marker' and, even worse, could not spot the counter-markers. Note if you…"
"You can appeal a Supreme Court ruling, typically by taking the case to a higher court such as the Court of Appeal (a division of the Supreme Court) or the High Court of Australia. Appeals generally require demonstrating an error of law, new…"
""The purpose of the article was to be an article"
I know Daz is a professor and subtle as a sledge hammer but even that statement would make him think he has backed the wrong Donkey! LOL
PS I missed the media training and Axel noticed the subtlties…"
I know Daz is a professor and subtle as a sledge hammer but even that statement would make him think he has backed the wrong Donkey! LOL
PS I missed the media training and Axel noticed the subtlties…"
"Well Daz, it is well known that the ABC is left leaning and I thought the facist NRL/ARL would be the target for the ABC, surely not our little David with a slingshot Parramatta Boomerang!.
Of all the news outlets you can come up with I would have…"
Of all the news outlets you can come up with I would have…"
"Got it. Thanks mate. "
"wondering how he still is able to table proposals. As a part of the 2016 penalties and fines, how is he allowed anywhere near the club still.
its crazy .....Roy dont let the door hit you on the way out ffs"
its crazy .....Roy dont let the door hit you on the way out ffs"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Eels Announce Junior Teams
Harrold MatthewsAli SabraCaleb Leiataua Curtis BrownDanny AbuhamedDeon HayesDivine TaulafoElijah Al HazimFlynn Manu'aHayden BellJake CapovillaJayden TapuaiKhan JacksonLeonard SlaterLevi PerretLiam MartinLorima SeuseuNixon O'ConnorRiley PakiSala…
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Spagnolo launches another campaign to undermine the club
Returning like the bad smell he is, Roy Spagnolo is once again attempting to undermine the club. His latest attempt involves 4 Special Resolutions tabled at the upcoming AGM to undo many of the positive governance changes resulting from the ILGA…
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Update on Lomax situation
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-29/zac-lomax-eels-contract-case-lawyer-agent-storm/106284054
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Bailey in Moonboot.
Nrl Physio reporting an ankle injury at training for Bailey, in a moonboot but could be minor, no other details
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Haha almost poetic
Slugg declares undying love for Daz. Love is love.
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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" Kids return to school today "
Stone puts Brown shit Stains on Charlie after massive hit.
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