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"Did you contact the email on FB?...it all seems unproffessional and hastily arranged. You just know signing up is gonna cost a bundle
He could have partnered with a reputable org but nah, go it alone on FB. Again, poor communication and planning"
He could have partnered with a reputable org but nah, go it alone on FB. Again, poor communication and planning"
"Need players for 2026 and not just 2027"
"It's a free trial session on Saturday the 13th of December. "
"Like a virgin? Haha
More like that slapper Bonnie Blue - we take it from all angles."
More like that slapper Bonnie Blue - we take it from all angles."
"well seeing as they haven't offically joined R360 they can return to the NRL or try union."
"Schifcofske has pulled to plug with all ties to R360, as to has Hass. As some officials within the R360 have started, they don't think it's going to get off the ground, where does this leave R360? Paps & Lomax ain't going now what happens to them?…"
"R360 dealt major blow as Papenhuyzen and Lomax’s agent bails on talks
“I won’t be having anything to do with R360 moving forward.”
Isaac Issa
WRITER | November 19, 2025 - 9:54am
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R360 has just been dealt a major blow in…"
“I won’t be having anything to do with R360 moving forward.”
Isaac Issa
WRITER | November 19, 2025 - 9:54am
931
R360 has just been dealt a major blow in…"
"hahaha...poking Viagra up your arse WILL NOT harden your turds"
"Name a very good specialist coach that was naturally gifted in the Hayne / Inglis , etc type realms ? "
"Rumour is he refuses to travel to Newcastle to watch his clients play after being tipped off about your location. Scared of being sucked back into that dark part of his life again , no doubt. "
"Why would Bellamy take Matto he's a head case.
I'd think he'd prefer to give one of his young fullas a crack they'll have a plan for Katoa they never go into a season without a plan."
I'd think he'd prefer to give one of his young fullas a crack they'll have a plan for Katoa they never go into a season without a plan."
"Not if he was on 900k, Pezet would be getting 200, JDB 300, walker 400. TDS say 300
Close enough for mine, through in how much was prepaid."
Close enough for mine, through in how much was prepaid."
"LOL.... I thought they were suppositries
Makes to run quicker and harder"
Makes to run quicker and harder"
"This "academy" is whiffy...It only exists on his FB and insta, no prices or dates available.
Does this feel well run and a real chance for youngsters to get a leg up?...or a money spinner for Jarryd posing as helping youth and "giving back"
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Does this feel well run and a real chance for youngsters to get a leg up?...or a money spinner for Jarryd posing as helping youth and "giving back"
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"😂 touché LB touché "
Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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NAS Not Saying No
https://www.zerotackle.com/nas-discusses-potential-eels-move-228804/?utm_campaign=Zero+Tackle&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter"The 29-year-old admitted he's uncertain whether his next chapter will be in the NRL, rugby union, or even away from…
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Eels offer to Jonah pezet
https://www.facebook.com/groups/3766931310296395/posts/4292515377737983/
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Parramatta ramp up pursuit of Kangaroos star after Zac Lomax's immediate exit from NRL
The Eels suddenly have about $2 million to play with. Sam Goodwin, Sports EditorUpdated Mon 17 November 2025 at 2:11 pm AEDTThe Parramatta Eels are expected to ramp up their push to sign Keaon Koloamatangi from the Rabbitohs now that Zac Lomax has…
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Have we really seen the last of Zac Lomax in Blue & Gold?
As we all know, Zac Lomax has departed the club effectively immediately - Just 12 months into a 4 year deal. This loss cannot be understated, especially considering many of us fans were crying out for a winger of this exact mould for years prior.…
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Who are we going to buy
We should have more then enough money to buy Koloamatangi Garrick Murray With no Lomax Matterson Lane Cartwright Brown thats a big chunk off our salary cap we can buy players We got got 2 players for next year and 1 only for 1year what a joke At…
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Thanks,
Scott
Why would a headline have "Thanks, Scott" at the end of it. It makes no sense...
Why would anything ever end in "thanks Scott"?
He is a fart in a lift. He is almost nothing, yet no-one(himself incl) wants antything to do with him. Let alone thank him.
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