I think our own Mayor Quimby, Scott Morrison has pissed off the French on the world stage and I can't stop thinking of this Simpsons episode.
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"With new teams coming in and Super League possibly getting "saved" there's more cash going around than clubs have cap space.That also means moving someone on is easier and best way to overperform is to have young players on unders in your squad. So…"
"who cares if he signs. There's plenty of other players coming through. One player doesn't win a premiership as we saw with Hayne. The Eels need players who are fully committed not half hearted players who are more interested in themselves and their…"
"You always have to think too, did the coach want them as well? If Ryles really wanted him i believe he is offered a top 30 deal."
"Then again, Ryles has surprised us. We both said last year Tuivaiti more likely sees no FG in 2025 and will play Flegg to Cup. He debuts Round 1 hahaha."
"Though where is that. Logically for Twidle, 5/8 was his only option. For some reason it seems the club only saw him as a Fullback. Lorenzo and Fletcher are our future at 5/8. Maybe Bamblett and Rasati as well who knows.
I would have loved to have…"
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"I have been wrong before lol.
I thought MA would be much better than what his career is right now. I thought Alamadine would be a much better winger but I feel he has made minimal progression since we won SG ball in 2023. Ethyn Martin, I got no idea…"
I thought MA would be much better than what his career is right now. I thought Alamadine would be a much better winger but I feel he has made minimal progression since we won SG ball in 2023. Ethyn Martin, I got no idea…"
"yes Lorenzo is the real deal but like any young half, he has things to work on. He has been compared to a young Milford. Defensively he is fine. Can get exposed a bit but again he is young."
"I dont rate Moujalii that high. Walker could be a decent centre. Strong running game."
"Oh well, no biggie"
"As said above, Penrith lost Hopgood, Iongi, Leniu.
Melbourne lost Pezet.
Tigers lost Galvin and Da Silva.
We have created pathways for Tuivati, Guymer, Ryley, and by the looks of it Lorenzo.
That's my point, you can'd do it to all of them. We…"
Melbourne lost Pezet.
Tigers lost Galvin and Da Silva.
We have created pathways for Tuivati, Guymer, Ryley, and by the looks of it Lorenzo.
That's my point, you can'd do it to all of them. We…"
"We could have picked him up for 450 or less have o'neill acted earlier, also Sam Tuivaiti is now in a similar position. Watch fans justify him leaving if and when the dogs or the bears sign him.for 650k this November
O'neill is the common…"
O'neill is the common…"
"The Roosters lost Mitchell, Manu and Sua'ali'i and Penrith lost heaps of kids including Isaiya Katoa."
"This is the model all of the good teams seem to use. I think the bigger problem is parra management not being able to sell the future to the young kids coming through. There's no way the roosters, Melbourne or Penrith lose talagai, sanders, twiddle…"
"Really well put Coryn! "
"I'd say the four consecutive premierships may have softened the blow. Who'd have thought that success would help people retain their jobs... 🤷♂️"
"Pretty good with their 4 premierships I'd say "
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Isn't there a Simpsons quote that describes the French as something like " cheese eating surrender monkeys "?
Yes sir
Macron is really having a big ol cry. Hilarious stuff
Dear France,
Villers-Bretonneux, Normandy, Dunkirk, Passchendale, Amiens, Fromelles, etc.
Your welcome
Australia
Oh, Merde c'est vrai.
Absolutely Brett Get Stuffed France
Muttman You are missing the point in this shameful situation.
There's two thinngs I hate in life - - - - - racism and The French.
Once we get ournew boats, which I reckon will be Virginia Class attack subs, we should just cruise up and down the English Channel surfaced (like in the pic) just yelling out to the French to check out our new subs - and to get fecked :)
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