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"Didn't Ryles have an additional clause in his contract relating to Bellamy? That is, if Bellamy signed on for another season, Ryles weas free to just walk?"
"When that's what's coming out of their pieholes you know they are flapping.
It's not even another fruit, it's like comparing Apples & Dildos
( I see that you have overcome your crippling Porn addiction Kurupt...good on you)"
It's not even another fruit, it's like comparing Apples & Dildos
( I see that you have overcome your crippling Porn addiction Kurupt...good on you)"
"True, Ryles would have a get out clause and he would have been the one who applied for the Eels job, Parra didn't need to do sh!t with the Storm. He's trying to compare apples with oranges."
"Wouldn't it"
"I agree with what you are saying. I think if everyone stays fit including Moses than they can make the top 8."
"I think the Eels will make the top 8 so long as they remain injury free particularly for Mitch Moses. I think the Eels new players will add a lot of X factor. I'm hoping this Lomax issue is done and dusted before season kick off and Lomax gets what…"
"so you're saying he is a fucking snake. Got it."
"That sucks PT.
In other news, get out and support the poor hard done by Billionaires...They're here to help us, so lets help them. Get to the "March For Billionaires" this sat in LA,
I Shit You Not"
In other news, get out and support the poor hard done by Billionaires...They're here to help us, so lets help them. Get to the "March For Billionaires" this sat in LA,
I Shit You Not"
"Hey now, nothing wrong with enjoying the smell of your own farts (or so I've been told)"
"The world now sees Zac as a guy who deliberately walked out on Parramatta with bad intentions,” Tripp told Code Sports....lolololol. Yeah they do, and they see you as a entitled twat who likes the smell of his own farts.
revealing that the…"
revealing that the…"
"...and it lives. Thanks Mace, I'll read it, but news ltd can still go eat their own arse"
"Impressive sterling reply Coryn."
"Mace, they do sound like a reactive mess, throwing spaghetti about hoping for something, anything, to stick and generate some empathy for their cause...that's not gonna happen...
We are under their skin and I am well stocked with popcorn. With a…"
We are under their skin and I am well stocked with popcorn. With a…"
"I thought all assistant coaches would have a get-out clause if offered a Head role, so why would we consult with this entitled-billionaire fuckbumper"
"Not paywalled...here it is Randy
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crucified-storm-boss-slams-eels-o..."
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/crucified-storm-boss-slams-eels-o..."
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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2026 Parramatta Eels Season Preview
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
Here is an article about a few questions regarding the Eels squad. 1) Penisini, Addo-Carr and who: I think this the biggest question in the squad right now. With the recent news of Simonsson's ankle injury (not serious) could see Kelly overtake him…
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Bah? I think we need some context here.
Posted as humour, so I think yo is meant to laugh
Been a eels supporter up here in Queensland for 45 years it's a joke a bit like our team at the moment eel down to blue and gold blood.signed a long time eel suffer since 1986 maybe before I die
Hey Randolph, good to see you posting in humour.....why don't you ask to set up a "druggie" column.
DRUGs! Where to buy them, how to use them, what to do when your addicted.... you could write a column every week? Best bargains?.....maybe even a Travel section "come trip with me"?
Also you may be able to come up with a Euthanasia drug especially for me, but I would be careful of the timing at the moment.....we could lose half the site!
Just remember Randy, I am in your corner ...... I never believed you were good for nothing!