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  • Bah? I think we need some context here.

    • Posted as humour, so I think yo is meant to laugh

       

      • Been a eels supporter up here in Queensland for 45 years it's a joke a bit like our team at the moment eel down to blue and gold blood.signed a long time eel suffer since 1986 maybe before I die

        • Hey Randolph, good to see you posting in humour.....why don't you ask to set up a "druggie" column.

          DRUGs! Where to buy them, how to use them, what to do when your addicted.... you could write a column every week? Best bargains?.....maybe even a Travel section "come trip with me"? 

          Also you may be able to come up with a Euthanasia drug especially for me, but I would be careful of the timing at the moment.....we could lose half the site!

          Just remember Randy, I am in your corner ...... I never believed you were good for nothing!

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