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"I'll stop rhyming when you stop blowing goats.
I liked it
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I liked it
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"Ive said from the get-go that controilling Lomax after this year is unlikely, as is a good player swap.
I will call it a win if Lomax sits the year out
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I will call it a win if Lomax sits the year out
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"maybe a musical instrument or knitting Randolph......I heard you were once in "bandcamp"???
NB Maybe give the poetry thing a miss?"
NB Maybe give the poetry thing a miss?"
"Carlo, try and be more contrite, there is a big chance you could "pick up" over there and come home with a "biggin" we could promote you as the only "true blonde" on the 1EE site."
"Oi...he has a Brylcream Comb-over from the 70's which is totally ok and definately not sleazy looking"
"Another mirage brought to us by V'landys Grandeur plan.
As a club we should nope out.
I have never had any interest in going to Vegas, I now have no interest in going to US
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As a club we should nope out.
I have never had any interest in going to Vegas, I now have no interest in going to US
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"Offering Lollypops to children is not creepy at all
Get back in your shoe or I'm telling your sex-doll what you're up to with kids....Oh, wait, your sex-doll is a lifelike PumpTrump. That nasty old thing won't care at all"
Get back in your shoe or I'm telling your sex-doll what you're up to with kids....Oh, wait, your sex-doll is a lifelike PumpTrump. That nasty old thing won't care at all"
"No thanks.
Doesn't have much going for it other than gambling and bright lights.
If it's an away match then I can live with watching it on TV."
Doesn't have much going for it other than gambling and bright lights.
If it's an away match then I can live with watching it on TV."
"I am pretty sure "all you care" will be given due consideration.....after we win the case!
I am not sure that the concilliary bastard is in reference to me....if so, can I suggest concilliatory "old bastard" will make Rudolph more comfortable, he…"
I am not sure that the concilliary bastard is in reference to me....if so, can I suggest concilliatory "old bastard" will make Rudolph more comfortable, he…"
"You are an old womanWho lives in a shoeYou don't know what you sayYou don't know what to doSo you stagger around like a drunk cockatooBut people like meshould help strugglers like youSo here, free of chargeis step one and step twoStep 1 is to talk…"
"Maybe Bluey, never rule out anything,........... but a wise lawyer once told me, you cannot control the uncontrollable.
We are starting to jump at shadow's me thinks! careful because we should be the shadows, not jumping at them."
We are starting to jump at shadow's me thinks! careful because we should be the shadows, not jumping at them."
"I saw that movie, the erotic adventures of Lolita....have another lollipop."
"The Storm was also open to the prospect of taking on another Eels player in a move that would have freed up more salary cap space for the blue and golds – and a top-30 roster spot
Dis you Matto??? If this was an offer to take Matto off our books we…"
Dis you Matto??? If this was an offer to take Matto off our books we…"
"If there's one thing that can unite us beyond the political divide, it's our love for Parra and their rivals and enemies."
"It's a disaster for the (NRL) if we lose. That got me thinking Pops. Because that just seems logically correct from any view point, but I'm actually wondering if what we perceive to be a disaster for the clubs and the fans alike is actually the…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Show of hands
Who wants to go to Vegas in 2027 ? Not me !!! Do we really need that side of marketing for our club ???? Can't we just focus on playing good footy week in and out and having well prepared and rested players . we already have a strong base , we…
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Eels Announce Junior Teams
Harrold MatthewsAli SabraCaleb Leiataua Curtis BrownDanny AbuhamedDeon HayesDivine TaulafoElijah Al HazimFlynn Manu'aHayden BellJake CapovillaJayden TapuaiKhan JacksonLeonard SlaterLevi PerretLiam MartinLorima SeuseuNixon O'ConnorRiley PakiSala…
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Spagnolo launches another campaign to undermine the club
Returning like the bad smell he is, Roy Spagnolo is once again attempting to undermine the club. His latest attempt involves 4 Special Resolutions tabled at the upcoming AGM to undo many of the positive governance changes resulting from the ILGA…
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Update on Lomax situation
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-29/zac-lomax-eels-contract-case-lawyer-agent-storm/106284054
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Happy bday sluggy hope you have a good day and receive lots of wishes from friends and family x
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGEND!
Hope its a nice day for you bro.
Happy Birthday Slugg. Have an extra dluffy fuck for me . Whoops did I spell that favourite drink of yours correctly ? LOL
Ye old bastard.....glad to see PT got some Hitchcock in there.
Not just Hitchcock but The Three Stoolers also
Talking of which there are three on this thread, all in a row!
Many Happies Slugg. Best birthday wishes to you. Is he one, is he two, is he three, is he four. Na that will take too long. Xox 🙏 🎂
Happy bite day from Steph . !!! Hope you are OK.
Happy birthday Slugg. Not a soup day today mate
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