Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door that says "Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet"?

Is it true that when a photon went through a security check and was asked if he had any baggage he replied "no, I am travelling light"?

Have a great day and enjoy the evening. I hope your cake has no floors in it. 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • LOL PT, great blog.

    Happy Birthday Slugg you champion!

  • Happy Birthday slugg 

     

  • Happy birthday daddy, I can’t find your wallet. 

  • Happy birthday Sluggy, hope its a healthy and happy year ahead for you mate.

    • Happy birthday you big whooa 

  • Happy birthday to the champion sluggo. The most level headed person on the 1ee ever. A great man

  • Happy Birthday Slugg

    3427454687?profile=RESIZE_710x

  • 3427515060?profile=RESIZE_710x

  • Happy (late) Birthday Slugger you legend.

    Gabby Miller (the Trivago girl) says Happy Birthday too :)

    3427785383?profile=RESIZE_710x

    • She is an absolute doll.  Hapy Birthday Slugg.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Randy Handlinger replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"ok"
6 seconds ago
EA replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"From my understanding he joined the club in 2024 as a 20 year old. So 2024-2025 he esentially played JF with one cup appearance in 2025. Not sure from where we got him from."
4 minutes ago
EA replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"Haha yes I have the receipt. I should ask for a job lol"
5 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"What's his background? "
13 minutes ago
Poppa replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"Badge, you been smoking again?"
20 minutes ago
Poppa replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"I thought it was women only they "stoned" Randolph......do you think it would be bad for me at my age? after all I can't remember a fcuking thing anyway.......maybe if we win our first 10 games straight, you can get me stoned and I would know what…"
21 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"winner right here
 "
22 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Iongi: Recent Illicit Substance Scandals vs NRL Sanctions
"Quality comment Captain
 "
23 minutes ago
fake midget pseudoachondroplasia replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"He is great example of the next generation of forwards.  There have always been different fowards, some had size and power, some had skills and offloads and others relied on footwork and athletic ability.  Now with sports science and junior…"
26 minutes ago
Poppa replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"Yes, if the process is fair dinkum and not held against him/us then I think the investigation will go the way of "nothing to see here, move along""
27 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"I'm leveraging the childrens hospital in my price. Not many clubs would have 750 to throw around, but at the same time you could halve that for the remainder of the year.
Player pricing is going to get very interesting, Valandys is coming out…"
33 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Well he had a good look at Perth Rugby and Auckland is closer?"
42 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Well Karen's still struggling a bit, I think she is hanging in there and we are going to Bali on Monday, so she going good enough to do that, had minor surgery today and got the all clear!
Yes I am looking forward to the kick off....confident yes…"
44 minutes ago
Rabz S’s discussion was featured
The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that rising talent Teancum Brown has been upgraded to a development contract for the 2026 season, and an NRL contract extension for the 2027 and 2028 seasons.
Brown joined the Eels in 2024 in the Club’s…
1 hour ago
Eelovution replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"EA, Can you bring us up to date from where Nrown arrive from? Junior pathways? NZ?"
1 hour ago
mongolian trotting duck replied to Rabz S's discussion Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
"leroy ?"
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2116

 

Eels interested in Barnett

Parramatta are interested in Mitch Barnett. Now at 33 in 2027 and coming off ACL, good idea? Having Paulo and De Belin being 34 and 36 respectively is it good to have that much age? Ryles wants a Paulo replacement that can lead the forwards, Barnett…

Read more…
83 Replies · Reply by Poppa 33 minutes ago
Views: 1701

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>