Happy Birthday Slugg

Happy birthday you old bastard. 

Is it true that the eels were named after you?

Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door that says "Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet"?

Is it true that when a photon went through a security check and was asked if he had any baggage he replied "no, I am travelling light"?

Have a great day and enjoy the evening. I hope your cake has no floors in it. 

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  • LOL PT, great blog.

    Happy Birthday Slugg you champion!

  • Happy Birthday  mate

  • It’s not my birthday my birthday is the15 of August not te 15 of July 

  • Happy Birthday slugg 

     

  • Happy birthday daddy, I can’t find your wallet. 

    • Good to see SOS, paying the old bastard some dues, he's got plenty, here's his wallet!3427409528?profile=RESIZE_930x

      • 772542199?profile=RESIZE_710x

  • Happy birthday Sluggy, hope its a healthy and happy year ahead for you mate.

    • Happy birthday you big whooa 

  • Happy birthday to the champion sluggo. The most level headed person on the 1ee ever. A great man

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