Happy birthday you old bastard.
Is it true that the eels were named after you?
Is it true that you are so afraid of negative numbers you will stop at nothing to avoid them?
Is it true you are so musical that when you go out you put a sign on the door that says "Gone Chopin, Bach in a Minuet"?
Is it true that when a photon went through a security check and was asked if he had any baggage he replied "no, I am travelling light"?
Have a great day and enjoy the evening. I hope your cake has no floors in it.