Social Blogs

Bali ?

Posted by Wizard “Alcatraz “Sleeve on February 19, 2024 at 1:57pm in Other

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go. 

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do. 

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ?  I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.  

Views: 829

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

★
★
★
★
★
Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –
Follow

Replies

    • Slugg > Wizard “Alcatraz “Sleeve February 23, 2024 at 12:27am

      https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB

      • Poppa > Slugg February 26, 2024 at 2:56pm

        I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.

        They don't make like this anymore Sluggo

        • Parramatta Tragic > Poppa March 4, 2024 at 9:24pm

          I would rather go to Morocco.

          • Poppa > Parramatta Tragic March 6, 2024 at 3:28pm

            Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?

            PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol

            • Slugg > Poppa March 7, 2024 at 12:29am

              Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck  up please

              • Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug > Slugg March 7, 2024 at 5:48am

                You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.

                • Parramatta Tragic > Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug March 7, 2024 at 8:19am

                  laughing....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow

                   

                  • Poppa > Parramatta Tragic March 7, 2024 at 9:22am

                    LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!

    • Poppa > Wizard “Alcatraz “Sleeve February 26, 2024 at 2:54pm

      Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Poppa replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen and water seems to be the comon element's throughout the processes identified by the James Webb,  on this basis you would think that all life forms come from this mixture?"
6 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Smart observations wiz.
I am just not sure that the word "creator" has application....I cannot believe we were created, evolved under some influence we cannot comprehend....yes."
13 minutes ago
ParramAddict replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Denis Fitzgerald (AKA The Emperor) enjoys a fortified
"The fact he wanted us to merge with the Tigers is enough to never want him anywhere near the joint again"
1 hour ago
Wizard “Alcatraz “Sleeve replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"We'd be very ignorant to believe that we are alone in this universe . However until I see actual evidence trying to guess what that may look like seems pointless . 
My logic tells me we can't possibly be alone , then my other side kicks in and I…"
1 hour ago
Parrafan101 replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Project blue beam anyone"
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Being an Eels supporter makes us all ponder the meaning of life. 😁"
2 hours ago
Longfin Eel replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"The mathematics currently allows for the fact that there could be multiple universes, potentially unlimited numbers of them. Additionally, there are most likely to be at least 14 dimensions in our universe, though we can only detect 4 of them, and…"
2 hours ago
MeelK replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Daz, I'm fascinated by the topic. I fear I won't live long enough to get answers to what may exist out there, and that makes me a bit sad. Maybe that's the Star Wars fan in me talking.
I also think about the evolutionary history of our planet, and…"
3 hours ago
fake midget pseudoachondroplasia replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"I agree there aren't any little green aliens.  The simpsons clearly told us aliens are big and green octopuses.  Thinking they will be similar looking to us is ridiculous."
3 hours ago
fake midget pseudoachondroplasia replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Daz, UFO sightings and stories really ramped up in the USA around the time of testing atomic bombs so more evidence from the USA makes sense.  The majority of stories claimed to be the most credible occured around weapon and nuclear testing sites. …"
3 hours ago
Mallee57 replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"No you were talking about yourself 🤣 As you're so ancient your memory has faded "
3 hours ago
Mallee57 replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Yep who wears undies on top of his pants just for attention 🤣"
3 hours ago
Mallee57 replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"Who is 'US' ? And where do 'US' come from"
3 hours ago
Wizard “Alcatraz “Sleeve replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"It's great to see since I've been on my holiday that that sites been able to evolve past people complaining about non footy blogs clogging up their feed .   
 "
3 hours ago
The Captain replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"It would be the height of human self importance to believe we are the only intelligent life in the universe.
This is the Fermi Paradox in a nutshell and has fascinated us as humans for hundreds of years.
Modern history of humans says The Great…"
3 hours ago
Poppa replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Disclosure Day
"I'm sure I have said that about Mallee before you LOL"
4 hours ago
More…

Social Blogs

 

Eels Blogs

Disclosure Day

What would you think if definitive proof of alien life emerged? Would it consign all religious thought to, as Mark Twain once predicted, the fate of a stuffed ornament in museums? How would suggestive confirmation of the principles of uniformity and…

Read more…
Started by Prof. Daz
64 Replies · Reply by Poppa 6 minutes ago
Views: 624

U19 origin

Looks like bamblett has been called in to the blues side at 18 man with Rex falling out and possibly will be named to start come game day. We now have 4 players in the squads in Bamblett, Petrus, Ryda and Koina. Is this our best rookie class in a…

Read more…
Started by Trev
28 Replies · Reply by The Badger 8 hours ago
Views: 964

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>