Bali ?

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go. 

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do. 

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ?  I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.  

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

    • https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB

      • I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.

        They don't make like this anymore Sluggo

        • I would rather go to Morocco.

          • Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?

            PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol

            • Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck  up please

              • You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.

                • laughing....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow

                   

                  • LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!

    • Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Blue Eel replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Eels' 2026 Backline?
"Re outside backs: are we not now in love with Joash Papalii, Russell, Simonsson, Samrani, Penisini 1 and Penisini 2, Kelly,  That's 7 for 3 spots available. Dosnt  ignite fear in opposition but that's whom the club have chosen.
To think of the…"
8 minutes ago
Longfin Eel replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"You could also argue that Melbourne are restaining trade by refusing to offer a resonable trade. There's a lot for the judges to unpick here."
10 minutes ago
EelsAgeMe replied to Hell On Eels's discussion V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
"Lame is going out of your way to try put people down for no reason just to try make yourself look good. What are you compensating for here? Relax, we support the same team. "
26 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Eels' 2026 Backline?
"Yehez, is R Penisini better than V Penisini?"
28 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Eels' 2026 Backline?
"Who would be your top pick to make it, EA?"
29 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Eels' 2026 Backline?
"What do you fellows like about M Tualagi?"
29 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
"Agreed."
32 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
"Capovilla was good in defence but had few poor moments with the ball"
32 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
"They would know Talagi and Fletcher much better than the rest of the squad. These boys did the full preseason with the NRL team whilst the others was just the one day. Naturally they have a higher chance of making NRL faster because they are elite…"
34 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Why Academics Suck
"Interesting and appropriate image, Randy. Because it depicts a kind of stepped disengagement, when an argument that is sound is a form of stepped engagement. 
We see this image at work with Poupou, I think, where he/she/they does not want to test if…"
34 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Prof. Daz's discussion Why Academics Suck
"LOL, Poupou, how are you in agreement with Weber if I showed you were misapplying Weber?
I think what you actually mean by the charge of "argument from authority" is that you think YOU are the sole authority (nobody else knows anything) and you…"
38 minutes ago
EA replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"I just want to complain lol."
58 minutes ago
DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"I think there will be a clause regarding R360.
Of which we already know he will entertain enquiries for 3+ million only. 
He won't complete the Bunnies deal.
 "
1 hour ago
Eli Stephens replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"Sounds about right value wise, with some TPAs to boost it. "
1 hour ago
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"Reportedly signed for 1.2mill a year hahahahahahahahaha"
1 hour ago
Archie replied to Roy tannous's discussion Payne haas joins rabbits
"Well said Bear!"
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2040

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 316

 

Eels' 2026 Backline?

To those with knowledge of the Eels' lower grades, do the Eels have players coming through in the outside backs who might be within 1-2 years of a) breaking into first grade, and/or b) have the potential to be star outside backs?I think the Eels'…

Read more…
9 Replies · Reply by Blue Eel 8 minutes ago
Views: 472

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>