Bali ?

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go. 

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do. 

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ?  I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.  

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

    • https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB

      • I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.

        They don't make like this anymore Sluggo

        • I would rather go to Morocco.

          • Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?

            PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol

            • Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck  up please

              • You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.

                • laughing....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow

                   

                  • LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!

    • Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

CarloEEL2 replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"Kram !!!! So nice to see you 
everytime someone from " the family " reappears it's always amazing 
hopefully it's a good year !!!
 "
4 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"So burger it is"
19 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Iongi: Recent Illicit Substance Scandals vs NRL Sanctions
"Nothing will happen if it's just a doobie. Can't prove it even was weed, plus, it's a revenge act from years ago. I'd be surprised if he even got a fine."
22 minutes ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"I reckon he goes to Brisbane. Madge connection, close to home as well."
23 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"metadata"
24 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"I think it's for 2027 onwards."
25 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Did you see what happened to NSW in Game 2 without Barnett? The forwards got destroyed even with Haas in the team. He is an absolute defensive gun  and definitely someone to look at to replace Paulo."
25 minutes ago
Mathew Clarke replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"I think putting money into someone else who is in there late twenty's would be better. 34years old is a bit too old."
42 minutes ago
Pato replied to Hell On Eels's discussion The Eels v Lomax: Timeline and Key Questions
"Eels had another win in court with judge ruling that Matt Tripp must appear in witness box in person.
Apparently he left for overseas today and is unavailable to appear until 13th March. 
So Lomax won't be playing for Storm until Rd3 at the earliest…"
47 minutes ago
Eels95 replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"They have already released him. How can they? Or have they put the same clause in as Lomax. Bit rude of the Warriors as he is coming home for a sick child. Not trying to fill his pockets."
54 minutes ago
LB replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Would Lomax like to travel to Auckland?"
1 hour ago
Eli Stephens replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"Yea she's been bothering him for a while now, heard some noise about it last season of her trying to get him in trouble. Shes a menance "
1 hour ago
Pato replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"SMH is reporting that the Warriors are demanding a player swap as compensation for releasing Mitch Barnett early. 
Wonder where that idea came from 🤔 "
1 hour ago
Eels95 replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"Big yes. Sign him for 27 and 28. Even throw in a JAC/JDB clause. If you're playing well we will keep you for 29.
Let JDB go after this year unless he performs and is happy to be our ressie captain next year and steer the youngest around.
Paulo give…"
1 hour ago
Muttman replied to LB's discussion Eels interested in Barnett
"He'd be great. "
1 hour ago
Hell On Eels replied to SuperEel 22's discussion Parramatta, NRL to investigate images of rising Eels star
"Krams, great to see you.
Spot on, he's young and footy players are footy players, not rocket scientists or monks.
Hope the club and players embrace him and support him.
I'd still like to see legal action, just out of principle. "
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2112

 

Eels interested in Barnett

Parramatta are interested in Mitch Barnett. Now at 33 in 2027 and coming off ACL, good idea? Having Paulo and De Belin being 34 and 36 respectively is it good to have that much age? Ryles wants a Paulo replacement that can lead the forwards, Barnett…

Read more…
11 Replies · Reply by LB 23 minutes ago
Views: 297

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>