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Semi signs $900k deal with Bordeaux

The Top 14s worst kept secret finally becomes OFFICIAL.

Bordeaux has announced the signing of Semi Radradra for 1.4 Million (FJD) which is not alot but just enough to keep Semi out of reach from Toulon and a number of NRL clubs.

Semi will also be free

Parramatta Eels Jersey History in Brief

Newcastle Knights Look the Goods for 2018

Just looking at the predicted team list for the Newcastle Knights in 2018 and they have certainly bolstered their roster for this year. I predict them to be the ‘dark horse’ of the competition. 

NRL.com prediction for round 1 Eels team

Probably not too far from the mark re first round team - interesting that journo thinks we have the greatest depth in the comp - don't know if I agree with that

https://www.nrl.com/news/2018/01/03/parramatta-eels-predicted-round-1-line-up/

Beginners Guide to Being Pegged

One of the great things about strap-ons is that anyone can use them. If you have a penis, you can use a strap-on. If you don't have a penis, you can use a strap-on. You can use a strap-on to penetrate a partner of any gender, to subvert stereotypical

nudges dilemma

hey guys a bit of advise please. my son in law has asked my wife and i if we would come to their house and mind the 2 g/sons whilst he takes my daughter to singapore for 8 days. one boy is 15 so looks after himself the other is 6 so have to keep an e

The right side of politics kicking the right side of politics - Australian diplomat Alexander Downer helped spark FBI probe into Russia’s alleged links to US election

News Corp Australia Network DECEMBER 31, 201712:19PM

A TOP Australian diplomat is at the centre of the FBI’s probe into Russia’s alleged meddling in the US election, which is haunting Donald Trump.

AN Australian diplomat is at the centre of the FBI’s i

Jarryd Hayne begins training tomorrow, to front media also

Jarryd Hayne begins training with us tomorrow and following the completion of the training session he will front the media.

This little paragraph was stolen from an NRL group on Facebook. Some valid points made.

Jarryd Hayne will report for training to

our full 2018 squad contracts

2018 squad: Beau Scott (2018), Bevan French (2019), Brad Taikarangi (2019), Cameron King (2018), Clint Gutherson (2019), Corey Norman (2019), Dane Aukafolau (2018), Daniel Alvaro (2018), David Gower (2018), George Jennings (2018), Greg Leleisiuao (20

‘Treasonous’ — Bannon unloads on Trump’s inner circle in new book

Folau to Eagles - as per the Mole

https://wwos.nine.com.au/2018/01/02/08/28/newcastle-halfback-trent-hodkinsons-move-to-manly-hits-nrl-roadblock-the-mole

Jarryd Hayne set to return to Parramatta Eels training but this will be no fresh start

Jarryd Hayne is expected to press ahead with his long-awaited return to Parramatta training this week, despite a rape allegation stemming from a US civil suit hanging over his head.

On Wednesday or Thursday, Hayne is due to turn out in Eels' colours f

Jarryd Hayne looked leaner in his return to Parramatta but battled through day one of pre-season

Jarryd Hayne cut a lean figure at his first session back with the Eels.Source: FOX SPORTS

who is worse, webster or kent

I'm sure they'd love hayne to put himself in contempt by telling us all exactly what he feels....idiot

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/parramatta-eels/silence-is-not-golden-hayne-should-break-it-and-tell-us-what-hes-thinking-on-his-first-day-back-a

Jarryd addresses the media

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2018/01/03/jarryd-hayne-addresses-media-for-first-time-in-blue--gold/

Well handled I think

Juniors

In my opinion, Arthur is a great coach. The best we ve had since Daniel Anderson. To be honest he is probably better than Anderson. One thing that ive noticed is that he rarely introduces rookies into the 17. In late 2014 he introduced us to Tepai an

My head is about to explode

Why in the hell do we need a press conference from this egomaniac, how many other players needed a press conference to tell us about their first day of training. This team does not need this diva. Just shut up train and let your football do the talki

What would Hayne be worth today?

Last year Hayne was worth 1.2 mill. We signed him for around 750k. Now after his latest Rape allegation, albeit cleared by the police but accused in the civil court, do you think if we had signed him tomorrow his value would have dropped significantl

Why wasn’t Frank Pritchard at training?

have I missed something? Has he retired?

Write your own head line that’s at the end of 2018 , “ Haynes been kissed on the d—- by an angel as Parra win their first since 86”

But sacked after the game for performing a weird act caught on phone with pastor Houston that’s makes the bubbler look like a watered down version of “One night in Paris / Cumberland”!