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Kansas Medical Center Offering $1,000 Reward for Missing Inflatable Colon

Has anyone seen a giant colon?!? There is a $1,000 reward for it to be returned:Twitter/WKRC-TV28 Oct 2018185
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Officials with the University of Kansas Cancer Center are willing to pay good money to anyone who can locate a stolen inflatable colon.

Medical center officials announced Friday that they are offering $1,000 in reward money to anyone who can track down a large, inflatable human colon spanning ten feet and weighing 150 pounds.

Someone pilfered the inflatable human organ from the back of a pickup truck in early October. The intestine, which is valued at $4,000, had been in a Kansas City neighborhood for a walk/run event, the Kansas City Star reported.

One local events coordinator for colon cancer awareness group in Kansas City thought whoever stole the blow-up colon ditched it.

“There’s not much of a black market for a giant inflatable colon,” said Stacie Moody, the events coordinator for Get Your Rear in Gear-Kansas City.

Officials are hoping the quest to find the inflatable colon can prompt people to get screened for colon cancer.

The American Society of Gastroenterology donated$1,000 to the center in the hopes someone could find it in their heart to return the blow-up colon.

“Colorectal cancer screening is the most powerful weapon we have against colorectal cancer,” said John Ashcraft, a surgical oncologist at the center. “Colon cancer is a tough subject for many to talk about and the giant, 150-pound, 10-foot-long inflatable colon is a great conversation starter.”

 

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  • Vince thought it would look great as an archway over his front path.

  • I can answer this.

    Prof Daz spends a lot of time in the states and was recently there at the world cuckold convention / WCC where he was the Australian representative, thanks Daz.

    Its rumoured he stole this inflatable to use as an entry piece to his pool area for one of his cuckold parties back here in oz..

    • Was the giant inflatable prolapse stolen as well?

    • im pretty sure it was horo, he needs to replace his own colon

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    \uap>This guy was seen nearby...
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    • Lol

      its not likely to be Kramer - he already has one

  • Ian Roberts is an ambassador for that organisation and even volunteered his colon so they could make the mould . 

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