What will be the NRL theme song for 2015?

After years of atrocious songs these past few years,I'm looking at you Jessica Manboy,and Bon Jovi's "This is for the out-house",what fresh horror will the NRL inflict on us this season? After all it is hard to top the great Tina Turner years of the 80s and 90s,even the early 80s with Thin Lizzy's "The Boys are back in town".

I'm predicting it will some bunch of little lady-boy pussies ,such as Justice Crew,or Bieber.I think that grinning gollywog Guy Sebastian may get the gig.I'm sure he's hard up for cash and will work cheap.

My suggestion would be to try and add some class to the NRL promo.How about Mozart's "Eine kleine nachtmusik" with heaps of shots of passes and flying wingers planting impossible tries? Maybe Vivaldi's "Summer" from "The Four Seasons",or Beethoven's Fast Movement from "The Moonlight Sonata"?Let's class it up a bit.

As for Parramatta,our new club song could be AC/DC's "Jailbreak" given the number of ex-cons we have,or Peter,Paul & Mary's "He's leaving,he was the Hayne plane".

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  • I think they will go for a classic ....maybe foo fighters my hero . They won't do trendy this time . And leave Jon alone . I will go to his house anytime, anywhere :-)
    • I'm too Sexy

  • Where you from bro?

  • That's a band, not a song

  • In light of the rule changes re shoulder charges and fighting, how about "Wind Beneath My Wings" or that Celine Dion song?

    • The Foofighters are farking lame, particularly their most recent album. I hope we don't have to listen to that tripe over and over for 6 months.
      Them Crooked Vultures is another story, maybe one of their songs.
  • For Those About To Rock..................................................................................Fire.................................................................................................We Salute You.
    • Good choice.

  • Lakwmba
  • Thomas Keneally - Blow that whistle ref.

    Greatest preseason ad ever lol.

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