Eels Blogs

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  Yobz January 1, 2015 at 4:14pm

  You could use it as toilet paper.
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  Khagan January 1, 2015 at 4:50pm

  I would be deadset insulted if anyone gave me that turds book.
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  Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 January 1, 2015 at 5:09pm

  Is there a cryptic message in your blog headline parramagic?
  "Unwanted Chrissy" Sandow?
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    ParraMagic > Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 January 2, 2015 at 5:00pm

    Ah Chief, stop reading into small things ;)
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  Carloeel January 1, 2015 at 5:25pm

  Yes Santa came and my kids are still here !!!!! Wtf??:-)
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  Earl Grey January 1, 2015 at 5:40pm

  Got an Eels cooking apron. Alright but I don't cook.. Have to tie it to there missus I guess..
  
  Ruptured a testicle climbing over a fence on boxing day, so not that stoked about that..
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    El patrón MDV > Earl Grey January 1, 2015 at 6:25pm

    If you can't cook, can you hunt?
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    Earl Grey > Earl Grey January 1, 2015 at 6:34pm

    Can cook, but don't haha..
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    fishbulb > Earl Grey January 1, 2015 at 7:11pm

    I'd give my left nut not to have a ruptured testicle.
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    Frank The Tank > Earl Grey January 2, 2015 at 8:58am

    Ruptured Teste?
    Gee that sounds freaking painful.