What round should NRL include?

With Magic Round starting on Friday, let's rehash an old blog that went off track for the right reasons in 2022. What round, dumb or not, should the NRL introduce next?

Perhaps a purge round, where you let players go for broke. Let them fight, abuse refs, coathanger players and swear in interviews. Could get some good characters.

 

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  • How about the Panthers round where the ref's treat every team like they do Penrith. 

    Could also be called the Roosters, Storm or Broncos round. 

  • I tell you on thing, people would pay good money to witness the "Purge Round". I would 100% want to experience it.

  • The round where players that have represented their country cant play. Would love to see the Roosters team. hahahahaha

  • "Belt up BA round " that's where anybody can go to parra training and belt the shit out of Brad Arthur. Probably  no good for Brad but it would make me feel a lot better.  

    • Great contribution Seth.

  • Bill and Ted round 

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  • The Comedy round. Front and centre, BA can be the main act with the other two clowns (Sarantinos and ONeill) as openers. 

  • How about "no bunker and no sideline officials" round. They're useless and wouldn't be missed anyway.

  • Dumb Rounds:

    Bunker round, where the bunker makes all the calls.

    Self-ref round, where the teams call the game.

    Sponsor round, where the major sponsor of each team either:

    -Choose the 1-17,

    -Make up the 1-17, or

    -1 person who works for the major sponsor is named in the 1-17.

     

    Not Dumb Round:

    Charity Round, where the winning teams get a donation to the charity of their choice

    Not a round but a game in the pre-season where the premiers play the best of the rest.

  • Criminal charges round .

     

    We would be unbackable favourites. 

    1 Hayne 

    2 Loko

    3 Jennings 

    4 Norman 

    5 Guru Snr  

    6 .Bert Kenny 

    7 . D Brown 

    8 Wicks 

    9 Salmon ( weak gutted dog ) 

    10 Jnr Paulo 

    11 Mares 

    14 Funch 

    15 Kenny Edwards 

    16 She Rex Williams 

     

     

     

     

    anyone I've missed that we can fill the gaps in with ? 

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