Trump blames himself for Wall St Fall

With the Dow Jones in the last 5 days losing all the value it had gained since November, Trump has issued a statement saying that just as he was fully responsible for the gains he must therefore accept full responsibility for the losses. 

“My Bad,” says Trump

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  • Thats a champion for you, these things are why hes going to go down as the greatest American in history and become even more of a folk hero in the years to come.

    The mans an angel sent from heaven, hes been sent to save the world.

    Heil the great man, a true modern day prophet, Deus Vult and be vigilant friends.

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  • Buy gold , lots of gold . 

  • Hold on Prof Trigglypuff, when they were going great you said it had nothing to do with him, now theyve taken a hit its his fault?

    Fek you professors have had your brain prolapse out of your ass.

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