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Todd Carney to land job with Asada

Posted by ┌∩┐Parody┌∩┐ on June 29, 2014 at 7:41pm


In the race to stay ahead of drug cheating in sport, It has been leaked that Asada are set to sign up Todd Carney to spearhead a revolutionary methods in urine sampling.

 

Some have suggested Todd was behind the leak, others are suggesting it is "part of the Cronulla Sharks sport science program". 

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  • Yobz June 29, 2014 at 8:38pm
    Leak...hur hur hur
  • Yobz June 29, 2014 at 8:41pm
    I believe Joel Monaghan had the idea of a drug tasting dog...apparently people didn't agree with his testing methods.
  • Semi-Trailor June 29, 2014 at 9:52pm
    A mate of mine is friends with Todd carneys mum ( Leanne carney)
    And apparently Todd did not want to
    Be at the sharks anymore, so I reckon he was trying to get sacked.
    As the sharks wouldn't let him get out of he's contract that he was in.
    So he did something really stupid so he could get sacked.
    • Semi-Trailor > Semi-Trailor June 29, 2014 at 10:12pm
      Since he couldn't get out of he's contract, he's gone out on a bender again so he could get sacked. Someone will snap him up
    • Yobz > Semi-Trailor June 29, 2014 at 11:27pm
      Sounds like bullshit, trying to make it sounds like his idea. The truth is he is an idiot.
    • fishbulb > Semi-Trailor June 30, 2014 at 8:13am
      All Ricky will need to do is piss in Toddy's .....erm......pocket....and he'll sign on the dotted line for sure!
  • fishbulb June 30, 2014 at 9:08am
    I heard Toddy's going into the personal training business. He'll be selling the Todd Carney diet. It's really simple - just piss in your own mouth and lose everything.
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