The Underperformers.

I thought i would do a team list of under performing players to see how many Parra players would fit nicely into the team, so here we go:

1. KevinLOCKE-Tipped to be the next superstar,hasnt stepped up as yet.
2. AshleyGRAHAM-Had a great year last year but seems to be on the outer at NQ.
3. BenPOMEROY-Looking at an Origin spot last year but has spent time in NSW cup.
4. JoelMOON- Great first year at Brisbane but done nothing while been at NZ.
5. LukeMACDOUGALL- Good first few games but has been dropped to NSW cup.
6. DanielMORTIMER- 2nd year syndrome has took hold not shown he is worth 250k.
7. ChrisSANDOW- Don't see him playing past the next couple of years. 
8. AntonioKAUFUSI- Parra were close to signing him but Cows made a big offer (LUCKY).
9. IsaacDeGOIS- On big money at the Knights. Ciraldo is pushing for his spot.
10. JustinPOORE- Had a few good games of late but struggled at the start of the year.
11. CarlWEBB- Been SHOCKING for the Cows. Being squeezed out of the club.
12. AnthonyTUPOU- Is a great player but Sharks aren't using him properly.
13. MichaelCROCKER- Think he has only played 10 games while he has been at the Bunnies.

14. MattKEATING- Looked like being moulded into a Buderus but has not stepped up,
15.BrysonGOODWIN- Done nothing since last year. 16 tries last year, 3 from 12 this year.
16. CoreyPATTERSON- Way down on form. On big money too.
17. JoeGALUVAO- Being used off the bench for woManly. Not working.

18th Man. JarrydHAYNE- The team may be too reliant but he just needs to tuck the ball under his arm and run hard.

Coach.KevinMOORE- Same team as last year. Last year=2nd This year=14th
Assistant Coach.DanielANDERSON- Parramatta are the second worst attacking team in the comp


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  • kevin locke read this blog today
  • Haha thats what i was thinking, i hope it gives Morts,Poore,Keating and Hayne luck.
  • For Mortimer to have second year syndrome he first had to have a full successful first year.

    What did he do? grubbered and chased, chased a bomb, scored a few tries backing up, so what? What did that prove about his ability to play first grade halfback? We took a huge gamble on Mortimer and so far it hasn't paid off at all. I reckon the dogs are laughing at us.
    • The dogs offered him almost twice as much as we did and he stayed with us.
      We should be laughing at them!
  • How are we laughing? - the dogs have dodged a bullet and now signed the superior player in Kris Keating for less money...
  • Kevin Locke killed it on the weekend
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