The Return of Monto Eel!

I do apologize for my leave of absence but as you will see I have a very valid excuse. While holidaying in South America recently I was subtedly taken captive by some very strange women who wanted to hold me for ransom and I was only able to escape when they realized I was a true and sincere Parramatta Eels supporter. All they could do was laugh at me and mock me and then they sent me away carrying a bag with 14 wooden spoons. Then to make things worse due to.my horrendous ordeal I forgot my username, email and password so I've had to return as a temporary alias to protect myself from these terrible Amozonian women. If you recognize these 2 women please let me know so I can pursue them and return their wooden spoons.

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  • Welcome back Monto!! did you see the call i put out for you?

    You were missed buddy.

    • Yes, Snake I heard the call from the midst of the Amazon amongst the tribal female natives who threatened torture in the most unimaginable ways. After they heard the drums informing them of the great Snake! They were very intimidated by your name and once they were aware I was an Eels supporter they seemed no longer interested in me whatsoever. They just laughed, and  laughed and sent me away with14 wooden spoons. It was certainly an ordeal. Dont go holidaying in South America.

      • lol, good to see you back bro, i was seriously worried about you, was going to get super to send you an email to see if you were ok.

        Good to see youre good and back mate.

  • That temporary alias isn't Gary is it?
    • No, it was Anthony eel, changed to monto, but montos done that before.

      I'll find out soon if its monto.

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    • Thanks Slugg! I'm glad that you appreciate my comments. I also value your comments too Slugg. Hope your keeping well mate as it seems to get harder ( not the old fella) as you get older.

  • You pretty much some up this site
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